The hare on my head keeps standing up and cheering :confused:
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The hare on my head keeps standing up and cheering :confused:
buttons are rare in grated cheese :confused:
Raging carrots are wiggling down to the supermarket
I stand poised at the threshold of Newfoundland.
:cool:
Flush once for no, twice for maybe, thrice for Kenneth the Haddock.
My ears are singing God Bless America in three part harmony!
the mango hair root simply clashes with my shoe leather sport underwear
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Say 'aye' if you're deceased
My breakfast bowl wants to run away with my spoon :)
I steal garbage from Ringo Starr.
;)
I am the Queen of all the Underworld
*thinks..*
sorry.. Underwear
There's a mole in my vegetable soup and he's stealing my recipes :mad:
Amethyst indeed is the Mozart that installs a wallet. :)
Salute the guff pilot. Many have tried to eat his gammon.
I was expelled from refrigerator college for milking a Dutch-Irish mosquito.
:(
I've put Plutonium in your cheese sandwich :mad:
An attitude like that won't win you the three-legged Star Trek marathon...:p
There's a gay parrot hiding in your undergarment :(
My monkey never eats chimnies after alarm festivals.
Did you remember to cast the pearls of wisdom before the hares?
Never use decaffeinated milk juice on your pygmies!!
:D
Never chew gum whilst snogging a horse :eek:
Bursting forth from the doorway like a newborn supanova Tim checked his flies then sauntered on down the street whistling a merry tune.
Please complete Form V to receive your annual quartering
Sperm whales have floated through the avocado sky :cool:
I think So
Shower the curtains, the turnips are singing !
Come one! Come all!! Visit the bear bean shock while the supply lasts! (first come first serve as always!)
I have erected a big brass rhino outside Michael Jackson's basoon :cool:
This parachute's a knapsack! :eek:
KAA MEEE HAAA MEEE HAAAAA!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
:D
Portly fellow, you have a harp recital at dawn...
My radishes are singing of the lesbian viaducts in Carrot Plus :cool:
Tonight's menu consists of fried doorknobs and 25.3 lesbian goat administrators :cool:
Gay pastries are invading my microwave curtain :cool:
There's 15 giant ducks selling dynamite on my lawn :(
Our new Blue colour department manager comes from Tyrannosauria :cool:
The new caffinated warblers aren't doing the trick!
a one-eyed, one-legged, drug addicted lesbian midget tap danced on my fu man chu
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
the phishy member has a lovely tongue for finding fish-flavored fun!
woooooo-hoooooooooo ;) :D
Add 2 teaspoons of cats vomit to flavor :cool:
Season with diced Labrador and furniture remover :)
My envelopes are bursting with melons and honey! :cool:
several gnus danced over my horseradish.
Step one: Grasp the goldfish firmly by the fin.
I may not be made of gold, but I do have genitals.
:cool:
only tickle the upper side under belly of an orangutan with 9 calico cat's tails ;)
:D
Dreaming under the table can cause larges bumps when one wakes up too suddenly! :p
I inconsistently ignore the comments made by me based on instruction from the previously installed permanently temporary provincial government of New Schwarzenegger
eh... yeah
:confused:
:D
Comments are timekillers devised by the evil code witches
If your cat "barrks", sprinkle two schillings of fairy dust on its roof and ring your post man twice before ordering Chinese dingle-berries :D
Katie eats phishies on a regular basis........quite good with diet coke.
The barrk on my fairy tree has given up diet coke for doodling noodles in the Bay of Rangoon :D
What a lucky fairy to have such a good dinner to swim in!
I mock your value system. :mad:
My lucky fairy's foot was stolen by a roving band of narcoleptic dwarves on souped-up mopeds :eek:
I'm afraid these Kirk Douglas lungs are faulty :mad:
jonathon burst out of the llama club faster than a hedgehog on heat! :eek: