The Golden Chair

Mondays can curdle the best of cream sauces:(

There's a wooden stonemason hidden behind the acid bus stop :mad:

My left eye can never guess what my right eye is seeing:eek:

"Move the bloody fridge" screamed the silk sock as it glumly chromatised the stratosphere around the golden clam.

white powdered shoe bags are often misunderstood.

Some monopeds were attacked by Hubert the house fly.

My xerox toaster has the smiley disease :( :o :) :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :eek: :confused: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Jeremy lifted the sticky pudding only to find a red tack.

Merrily hopping everlasts make excellent pets.:)

it's lonely being a carrot, and the toaster has been laughing at me :(

Uppity appliances make me quite nervous. Please move the tray closer.:(

Dark musings have infected my roof tile collection :(

I yearn for some cabbaged baboon.

I've moulded my sofa into a life-size Georgian Beekeeper :cool:

The salmon turned into an auburn harlot.

Now appearing in the Leopard Room, "Kids with Carrots"

Use damp galvanised oxygen only. Shrewd sequins are optional.

The remains of my hat are hiding somewhere beneath the indignant chemist.

If you have never been squarked by Bonker Gudd then you have yet to trip the wires of the windmills! :cool:

I shall fill the body of the eucalyptus with gravy and a small portable haddock.

It's Friday, we must loosen the excalibur turnip and rejoice!

i've just inflated my trousers to an alarming size!

Elephants are proportantant to my elegantic Baboon.

This makes my wurbles erupt into the eruganic lake of a thousand funk-turkets.

You can bang all you want, the meteor won't come out of the cabbage :(

I've been beating my whippet on a tangerine drum.

The marigolds are cajoling me to frolick but the dandelions are spoiling the fun.:(

I shall bathe in Mumba syrup.

Today's menu:

• Mexican style gerbil
• Cow
• Lisa Tarbuck

chewy nuts, smeared in alien gloop.

I buried the hat to the left of the yodelling Huguenot.

Ken Dodd just ran off with my left testicle :eek:

fascinating, I did not realise that the over shaped gerbil is used to clean the toilet of the undulating Duck Billed platypus.

My chair is regurgitating blessed pencil holders :(

The caterpillars have twisted and now all is farkled beyond recognition

A keyboard a day keeps the horseflies away :cool:

I've reinducted my nose-pig for Donald :cool:

At irregular intervals, Gordon would swap heads with his chihuahua.

people who think life is easy will swallow turpentine of satan.

Genisis. chapter Phil colins.

"Oh, I might go to Cydonia if it weren't for the sand ... " mused Robert as he absendmindedly set fire to a summer breeze.

Flying is a good antidote for cheese, but it offers no protection against coleslaw.