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Nov 21st, 2000, 07:55 AM
alex_read

Well, no, but the bible doesn't follow Jesus around 24-7 does it? just on the more important trips he makes.
If you were writing a biography like that on an important person, there may be one or two points you would leave out too. For all we know, he could he been an alcholic just like the rest of us!
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:00 AM
jdavison

I highly doubt he was considering his disciple spoke out against it;) Besides, its always more fun watching others when they are drunk.

Last is mine again
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:03 AM
paulw

Excerpt from my potential block busting autobiography -

Quote:

- I had started drinking early that day, and now here I was evacuating my stomach in the noisiest, most spectacular fashion possible - and, what's more, it was green. I knew I should not have asked for Creme de Menthe...

Waddya think?

Cheers,

P.
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:07 AM
jdavison

Nice, when can I get a copy?
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:10 AM
alex_read

Chapter 14, Mark 168.2 (only in select editions)
"and in this orgy, there was much rejoicing and merry cahvorting, and Jesus did say get me more wine you peasant, thou is pissed enough yet ..."

What do you think the red sea was made of???? that ain't water mate!! It is now, as Jesus felt guilty & changed it into normal water during AD750 sometime, but back then, this was 100% wine...
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:11 AM
tumblingdown

paul, you and gaffa still onfa tomorrow?
Oh, and i got vs7 (.net) beta.

td.
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:23 AM
Gaffer

td

Yup, I'm still up for it (1230, right?) I'll have my banana...

Paul?
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:26 AM
jdavison

Man I missed that verse. Where is the nearest bar?;)
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:35 AM
paulw

Of courese I'm still up for it. It's all I'm livin' for right now.

See you two tomorrow in Cannon's, 12:30.

Cheers,

P.

PS jd - it's a work in progress, but you'll get the first copy;)
Nov 21st, 2000, 08:55 AM
jdavison

Can I get a signed copy? ;)
Nov 21st, 2000, 09:04 AM
paulw

Was that signed or stained?

It's going to be called, "Last, as always".

Yours finally,

P.
Nov 21st, 2000, 09:07 AM
Gaffer

but paul, if it's stained, you should call it "Early, as always..."
Nov 21st, 2000, 09:12 AM
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Nov 21st, 2000, 09:12 AM
jdavison

It would probably be worth more stained. Just look at monicas dress.
Nov 21st, 2000, 10:50 AM

We are NOT amused.

DerFarm
Nov 21st, 2000, 11:46 AM
paulw

I was.

K. Starr (not)
Nov 21st, 2000, 12:59 PM
jdavison

I found it amusing and I'm a republican ;)
Nov 21st, 2000, 03:10 PM
parksie

I'm neither and found it even more funny. What isn't funny to everyone else is that I have the last post :).
Nov 21st, 2000, 03:20 PM
CyberSurfer

....or not, as the case may be!
Nov 21st, 2000, 06:54 PM
paulw

Wish I could sneak a post in without moving the thread:D

P.
Nov 22nd, 2000, 03:42 AM
YoungBuck

Boredom besets us me like a pack of wild dogs...................
Nov 22nd, 2000, 03:43 AM
alex_read

I have the last post, Ha!
Nov 22nd, 2000, 04:04 AM
CyberSurfer

Then again, maybe not!
Nov 22nd, 2000, 04:26 AM
alex_read

There is a special rule that a post is deleted after the 1175th post, as the vbworld server cannot handle posts over this size, the message is discarded and archived.

Since this is the 1175th post, I think we ought to leave it here (and this has nothing to do with me having the last post whatsoever, I just needed to pass this message on)
Nov 22nd, 2000, 04:28 AM
YoungBuck

is that so?
Nov 22nd, 2000, 04:33 AM
alex_read

Are you nuts??? this could crash at any moment, I beg of you to not post any more, for the good of the site, I don't know how much more it can take !!!!
Nov 22nd, 2000, 05:35 AM
CyberSurfer

In that case alex, we won't see any more of your posts! :D
Nov 22nd, 2000, 05:44 AM
alex_read

Nope, no more. Drat :)
Nov 22nd, 2000, 06:12 AM
paulw

Are you sure that the thread is going to crash?

Better post my autobiography then.

P.
Nov 22nd, 2000, 07:23 AM
jdavison

I got the last post :P
Nov 22nd, 2000, 07:30 AM
alex_read

Not quite, this could well goto over 2000 posts this rate. :cool:
Nov 22nd, 2000, 10:18 AM
paulw

2000 posts - so you were lying about the thread crashing then - I'm sooooooooooo happy (I've got the last post)...

...for now

P.:D
Nov 22nd, 2000, 10:29 AM
alex_read

Not really, it will crash if any more go after this post!
If not it won't be long, but if your still going to post anyway then I may as well!

Hey, looky here, I've got the last post ;)
Nov 22nd, 2000, 01:45 PM
jdavison

Not any more :P

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Nov 22nd, 2000, 02:18 PM
kovan

*scratches his head*
Nov 22nd, 2000, 02:24 PM
SteveCRM

Sorry I didn't help you guys in this thread, so had to put at least this on :)
Nov 22nd, 2000, 03:32 PM
Yonatan

Time to make a program that auto-posts responses to this thread. :rolleyes:
Nov 22nd, 2000, 03:50 PM
kovan

dont dude :)
that would defeat the purpose hehe
i actually thought of that when it started
but i said nahh
:)
Nov 22nd, 2000, 04:24 PM
MidgetsBro

Chicken is good...
Nov 22nd, 2000, 05:30 PM
CyberSurfer

And the founding father steps in again!

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