You're a fat owl :mad:
A very fat owl :mad:
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You're a fat owl :mad:
A very fat owl :mad:
:eek:
I am the Disco Kid. I challenge you to a break-dancing street-a-thon at dawn.
:cool:
I thwap your trout in the picklers underpants :mad:
George Wendt stole my fishnets.
:(
Are you longing for velcro?
No, but my cat likes to dance along with Jimmy Saville :cool:
As the afternoon drags on so does my ass :(
Never hide something that expands into a huge dragon in your stomach.
:)
I'm half Columbian, half Motorcycle :)
Do you pee Petrol? And if you do, dont you think you shouldnt do it while smoking a cuban?
I am the coffee at the end of the day!
I am riding a velociraptor to school.
:cool:
Now appearing in the velvet room "The Elephant Ballet"! (Trunks optional)
I like pounding granite :cool:
My quiver is still full of peanuts!!!!!!!!! LOL:p :D :cool:
I have a phobia about small animals made out of string and peas. :(
My stapler married a brown envelope today :cool:
When Galvanising, always remember to bring along a Gazelle
Never try climbing walls without a Spiderman costume
*My spidey scenes are tingling*
I am in flavor country.
:eek:
My doughnuts are laughing merrily!:cool:
The Smurfs have eaten my chicken salad! :)
I only like cuddley owls :D
a pot bellied pig in marmalade knickers ate my green and yellow purple polka dotted hedgerow
(sorry to spoil your run but...)
***? anyone care to explain what's happening? there wasn't one at the start of the thread...:confused:
The explanation is in the proof of our crossbreeding :)
I'll just talk bollocks and hope I fit in...
My donkey only has one middle ear left.
Turn the middle side top-wise.
;)
But he doesn't mingle with my calipers :confused:
jingling trees make for interesting visions :confused::confused::confused:
the negative effects of the positive lie within the realm of the completely and obscured obvious fact that none of this is true
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
*still confused*
my inebriated attempt at the jellification experiment had unprecedentedly poor results. :confused:
You've obscured my python experiment in C flat :mad:
A creamy python stew has boiled my Microsoft plasma :cool:
Off to the moose-owl's cave of prostitutes :cool:
I have ejaculated my radioactive dog elbow :cool:
I boiled Ricmitch in guava juice and jersey cows for the interruption. :cool:
My radio has a brick layer missing :(
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
I boiled Ricmitch in guava juice and jersey cows for the interruption. :cool:
When I wear cheese, I wear it without emotion. :eek:
Demi Moore's exploded again :(
My trousers are expected to set sail at a quarter past midnight.
arse
When plucking gerbils you must hold it firmly by the tail!
sporadic mastication by inadeqaute patriarchs is unacceptable.
My teeth and my left kidney have been teleported onto the Effiel Tower (via Luxemborg).
I emailed m yself to the king of the gypsies. Wish me luck!:cool:
My customer is holding my requirements hostage and demanding results............anyone have a porcupine?:mad:
I am wearing a unisex fragrance.
:cool:
I gave my stereo to a detachable goat. :cool:
You are a cabbage with an attitude :rolleyes:
A module private messaged me searing on and on about the potatoes in the matchbox
I live on the outskirts of chocolate. :)
How much for the good looking muffins, Mr. Jambalaya? I'll give you three jelly beans!
I've just finished my essay titled:
'"The trees, the trees are out to get me.. but it's not the trees I'm worried about, it's the sheep that follow them.. argg!!!!!!!" - Discuss'
The elevator is on hunger strike between the 2nd floor and the percolator :(
Remember the frog that used to be a prince?........she was really a dog named Melba and now she's toast!
I allow my salmon to indulge in yoghurt dappling.
The marigold continue to berate me for talking to the daisies :(
My shoes keep coming home drunk late at night :(
My fingers want to eat roses for breakfast