Ok you can do the honours:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Can I chop his bits off?
*NW hands GN his chainsaw*
BTW what are you doing in my bed?
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Ok you can do the honours:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Can I chop his bits off?
*NW hands GN his chainsaw*
BTW what are you doing in my bed?
Oh Stop moaning your always moaning!!!!
*Bodwad point flame thrower at Gingernut and lets rip
*Gingernut bursts into flames
Oh bugger sorry VB and NW your asses seem to have caught fire as well!!!!!
*NW dives into the barrel of beer*
Ahhh that's better:p
The naked Nuns wizz all over VB in an effort to put out the flames.
Man it's getting heavier in here. Maybe I should have opened a post office instead.
Nah I can't see you running a post office at all.Quote:
Man it's getting heavier in here. Maybe I should have opened a post office instead.
Why not?
WOuld you like some stamps sir.
1st or 2nd class.
Thank you.
There. It aint that difficult.
LOL:DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Why not?
WOuld you like some stamps sir.
1st or 2nd class.
Thank you.
There. It aint that difficult.
I just can't picture it:p
Hey start a post office, wait for to get loads of dosh me and nw will raid you (With Boris the flame thrower) and take the dosh, we split it 3 ways and bingo were rich!!!! =P
*Bodwad continues to flame the big scary monster that was Gary which is now doing some really obscene thinks to the now reborn monkey!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I have a very big gun on the counter.
Besides dogs are not allowed in unless they are guifding a blind person.
I suppose you could pick NW's eyes out.
*Bodwad Lunges for NW's Eyes
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Oh and put it away VB we dont want to see your gun on the counter its very unhygenic (ahhh) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hows Nightwalkers bed by the way?
At least he has that eye left !!;)
I can still be a guide dog if he is partially sighted cant i??? :D :D :D
I dont know how his bed is because your in it and you two just wont stay still.
Me and Boris are going to play in the other room, something along the lines of flame the Gary monster until hes cooked. Who wants a barbecue cause i can cut some off him as stakes or a sausage (Claim now cause theres only one available :eek: :eek: )
:D :D :D :D :D
Sorry about that Bodwad. It's Gingernut who shares NW's bed and the eye I was talking about is not in his face.:eek:
Wheres Gingernut these days anyways. Still in bed I presume.
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Sorry about that Bodwad. It's Gingernut who shares NW's bed and the eye I was talking about is not in his face.:eek:
Wheres Gingernut these days anyways. Still in bed I presume.
*Bodwad attacks VB for no reason!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Good doggy:DQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad attacks VB for no reason!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
NW STOP TOUCHING MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO I WONT STAY STILL WHILE YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*BODWAD BACKS UP AGAINST A WALL
While NW removes trousers, bending over, VB introduces the monkey and persuades the monkey that a banana is hidden in a certain oriface.
NW screams as the monkey dives teeth first into the banana filled chocolate starfish.
*Bodwad closes his eyes and runs in horror
*Gary The Monster is turned on my Vb's Back and procedes to strip VB and himself. While chanting ohhh goody goody goody!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Realizing his mistake (VB's over 100 years old) he hurls VB to the floor and grasps the young Bodwad by the hind legs.
MMMMMmmmmmmm.....I have always had a bit of an Animal Fetish.
VB teleports out of the pub and is currently on a white sandy beach in Trinadad being knocked upon by lovely "FEMALE" naked nuns.
Maybe I should send Bodwad a postcode.
VB is certain he can hear the howling of a dog in the distance.
Realizing his mistake (VB's over 100 years old) he hurls VB to the floor and grasps the young Bodwad by the hind legs.
MMMMMmmmmmmm.....I have always had a bit of an Animal Fetish.
VB teleports out of the pub and is currently on a white sandy beach in Trinadad being knocked upon by lovely "FEMALE" naked nuns.
Maybe I should send Bodwad a postcode.
VB is certain he can hear the howling of a dog in the distance.
*Bodwad suddenly flies a Eurofighter aircraft over Trinidad and drops one of Saddams spare nukes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then just to make sure nobody ever wants to go there again he drops a large container with Gary the monster in it, down onto the now destroyed trinidad.
*Bodwad flies home to celebrate in his local online pub :D :D :D :D
As you can see the bomb and Gary moster struck the ground and went up in a piffle of smoke.
http://p.vtourist.com/329699.jpg
VB celebrates with the natives.
http://p.vtourist.com/329723.jpg
VB goes dancing with new girlfriend:
http://www.webdesk.com/miss-russia/m...ia-2002-03.jpg
Bodwad spills cider in shock of seeing VB alive!!!!!!:( :( :( :( :(
I think we should move the pub from Geordie Land to Tahiti. Tynesides coveres in snow but here in Tahiti we have sand. surf and Naked nuns that are real girls.
:)
Nah that was VB touching your arse not me:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW STOP TOUCHING MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO I WONT STAY STILL WHILE YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*BODWAD BACKS UP AGAINST A WALL
The monkey keeped licking my behind:pQuote:
While NW removes trousers, bending over, VB introduces the monkey and persuades the monkey that a banana is hidden in a certain oriface.
NW screams as the monkey dives teeth first into the banana filled chocolate starfish.
Snow is fun when your pissed though!!!
Oh and any woman is gorgeous after a few drinks!!! :D :D :D
P.S Its not fare Nottingham hasnt had any snow!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Even the Naked Geordie Nuns ????
I'm getting wooried about you Bodwad. Why dont you lie down and have a rest.
VB gently lifts Bodwad up and lays him down on the bed with Matheuw Kelly.
VB promptly Buggers off.:D
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
NO NO THATS A NOOO GOOOOO AAARRRREEAEAEAEEAEAE!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad runs out grabs VB and throws him in with the now enraged mathew kelly
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Are you kidding? It's always full of monkeys.Quote:
Originally posted by _Stefan Raab
Howdy Gentlemen.
Your pub has a lack of primates :mad:
Monkeys and nuns, and mad geordies.
Holy crap!!! I'm getting hair all over my face!!!
I have returned the brown nun.
it smells like a voilet bongo on mongo
A trout!
A trout for GingerMut!
spray the jar jar binks :cool:
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
The promotional wardrobe has arrived from Guatemala !
its full of grapes :(
They are for the miming Oranutang on his mission to shame Venerable Bede.
you will fail to poach him