Post Race!

Katie you don''t need to take the blame! I own up, it was me. I stole your tractor as revenge for you crashing my combine harvester. Sorry :o

I was just trying to protect you, Pix. He can't get to me in here and you already have enough problems with them after you!:eek:

Hi Pix!

SD...does your Demon have a new hairdo?

Hi parksie!

Thanks for protecting me from them Katie. I didn't see them, lucky you did :)

I'm on your wing, Pix. They shouldn't bother you for a while.....they're too busy licking their wounds!

Just heard about another exam board mess-up. Earlier this week the AS Maths exam was leaked and was sold for upto £400. Today it has been discovered that there was an error on an A level Physics paper which made the question impossible to answer (apparently it was only a one mark question so that makes it ok)

Yip Parksie! SD has a new hairdo.

I asked gaffer and bonker to recommend a hairdresser.

What do you think?

SD

Did this affect your grade, Pix. If so are they going to adjust it?

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Originally posted by chrisjk
Okay, own up. Which b'stard stole my tractor and drove it through my balls??

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Ouch, that must've hurt....

Hehehehe :D

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yip Parksie! SD has a new hairdo.

I asked gaffer and bonker to recommend a hairdresser.

What do you think?

SD

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You were quite dashing before but now...........oh baby!!!!!!!!!!:D

Hmm...I will *not* appreciate impossible questions on my Physics papers :mad: :grrr: :mad:

Heard about the maths one though. Problem is, AS Maths is so easy (soz to anyone taking it ;)) that all the marks will be high. Therefore how they work out who had the paper?

Luckily I'm not mad enough to take Maths or Physics (no offence to those people who do). I'm not sure what will happen as a result of the errors, everyone will probably get really good grades though

Afternoon, everyone! My tummy's full and my eyelids are feeling heavy! How goes your world?

My world is not too bad

Glad to hear it! Do you have big plans for the weekend?

My world is spinning as I attempt to run both a race and a marathon.

Going shopping tomorrow, but don't have any other big plans yet. What about you?

I'm taking my daughter shopping for things she'll need at school this summer.

Ohhh, I'm stuffed after eating a huge pizza.

I'm off "golfing" with my dad, brother and 40 or so mates for the weekend. Much beer to be consumed.....


... the beer god wil be happy...

SD

I just stuffed myself with pizza too!:(

Travis played golf with me last night (our usual Thursday date) and beat me by three strokes.............the brat!

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Originally posted by barrk
I just stuffed myself with pizza too!:(

Travis played golf with me last night (our usual Thursday date) and beat me by three strokes.............the brat!

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my wife and I had a race last night, and I beat her by three strokes..... er, oh, you were talking about golf:eek: :eek: :eek:

SD

Tom and I have had similar races but the loser was the one that finished first!:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by barrk
Tom and I have had similar races but the loser was the one that finished first!:rolleyes:

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I thought coming first was the whole point, then I can roll over and go to sleep :D

SD

Don't you need a sandwich and a coke first??????

*like Dr Nick from the Simpsons*
Hi Everybody!
:D

I've got to go to a fancy dress party soon,
*pause*
(mmm... kinky...;))
*pause*
Oh, erm.... A n y w a y.... I want to know your suggestions for what I should go as. I don't actually trust you people to chose for me, but hey, maybe you'll come up with something that is good, and legal:rolleyes::p.

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Originally posted by Pix
Katie you don''t need to take the blame! I own up, it was me. I stole your tractor as revenge for you crashing my combine harvester. Sorry :o

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I already said "they" made me crash the combine *boo hoo*

Darrrrrrn it. You'll pay, oh you'll pay!! (watch out for your 4x4...might just go driving through hay bails...ohhh ahhhhh)
And on a lighter note, Hi Dr Nick...

You better stay away from Pix, Chris! Us magical beings stick together!

your fairy magic doesn't scare me..I've got tractor power. Tractor power is not available in the shops; this is a once-in a lifetime TV offer only! Simply call on 0800 BETTY SWOLOCKS - our operators are waiting to take your call.

You don't know what you're trifling with little man! Be afraid, be very afraid!

I'm ganna have to call up my mate Ray Parker Junior. He'll sort you!
mmm triffle

Not to be confused with triffids....or tribbles mind you!

Helllo again :D

Care for some triffle parksie? Katie's got loads.

Trifle or triffids are okay. Triffid trifle (triffle?) sounds a tad dodgy ;)

How about peanut butter trifles?

Umm...after what happened to them I think not :p

This may just be urban myth but I heard peanut butter makes your sh*t lumpy. NO more than bog-standard peanuts I would have thought...interesting.

:eek: who told you that Chris? Im now gonna have to kill you!! MUWAHAHAHA

you know, one of those playground stories ;)

Morning everyone. I'm up bright and early(:o) to start downloading before the Americans (no offence) wake up and make the World Wide Web, the World Wide Wait...:D

Does everyone like my mullet?:rolleyes: :p

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Ouch, that must've hurt....

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Dennis! Long time no see, where've you been?:confused:

Like the mullet/crew cut combo :D

Good init? You should get your own Mike. As much as I love your dirty little animation, I think it's time for a change.
Anyone who wants one can get them from:
http://www.mulletjoe.com/
:D

I just noticed that the post race thread has 22.5% of the total posts in this forum... ouch!

It also has 4% of all posts on the VB-World Forums... thats impressive for one of 81,385 total threads!!!

Thats some going in just a matter of months!

4%? Damn...we're not posting fast enough! :D

Ritchy Mitchy, no, I think I'll pass on the mullet ;)

I thought 4% of all the forums was pretty impressive actually

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Ritchy Mitchy

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

Has no-one got any ideas for dressing up yet? or do you not dare?:rolleyes:

Hehehe :p

Dressing up for what? Arbiter's tranny parties?

Yeah. Except I plan to go dressed in male clothes...

What's that link at the top? I'd better click it and help a good cause. That makes me feel all warm inside.:)

hellooooooooooooo?

















*echo* hellloooo


















*echo* hello


















*echo* helll....


















Nope. No one about. It always goes quite when I post... Have I got some form of online halatosis or something:(?

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well?

Bloody hell

it wouldn't do it all this morning Very :confused:

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh working now! :)

Good afternoon all!!

Had a bloody inspector in this morning :mad:

:confused:

I thought Chrisjk said you couldn't reply to this thread??

Oh well, here's my first contribution! ;)

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Hehehe :p

Dressing up for what? Arbiter's tranny parties?

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I do not have tranny parties, I merely go to pubs owned by transvestites/transexuals/drag queens.

Wait, that doesn't sound much better does it???

Look, I was dragged there by my friends OK!!!

:D

we believe you m8

*Cough*
Bullshit
*cough*

I agree with Ian :D

'noon people.... had a bit of glitch in the matrix this morning didn't we. Glad it's all over now though - that damn cow game was driving me mad!!!