Post Race!

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Gaffer - I think the gods of above just didn't want me to have a half day, as when I got back after luch, everything decided to work fine. The fecking train home was a nightmare though. Just wasn't my day yesterday. but as you said, good luch :)

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I ended going out last night and got absolutely w@nkered. Nearly had a fight with a Kiwi guy who took offence with my accent (daft *****) and rolled into bed fully clothed.

Mrs G was dead impressed - thus the trip to interflora.co.uk this morning :D

Did I miss anything? I see we've got 3 new members...:rolleyes:

Yeah :p I got totally Mullahed last night as well, at least it gave me the courage to ask a girl out this morning.

So, who are these weirdos on here at the moment, HB perhaps??

doesn't strike me as his style somehow...;)

Did we ever find out who Batman was?

I would have said they might be Dennis, but it's a bit early in the morning for him.

Anyone seen Parksie?

I'm thinking Cybersurfer hasn't been around recently... Oh well...

So - who in here is coming to get drunk in Manchester then? :D

I'm here :p

Afternoon everyone!

hi

hey all!!

:cool: Chicken Tikka

all over your hair by the looks of it...


I love my brick.

Good morning, Children!

Hi Mum, you're late :mad:

Nope....I always come in at 7. :confused:

:eek: OK, you're early then :p

Women can come whenever they like :D

... and you log on within 8 mins. More addictive than turnips this site....

Pathetic, isn't it??????

I usually log in and catch up with you guys while I have my coffee.....then get to working later.........or not!

:confused: Well, I'll have some Onions if you've got any, Gaffer.

Oh to be a newt
Then maybee I can learn to play the flute

Got some Thai Swede if you like.





Don't touch onions though. They're muck...

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Oh to be a newt
Then maybee I can learn to play the flute

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Touching poetry, Ian *sniff*

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A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder.
The barman says, "Well look at that, a newt. What do you call him?"
"Tiny" replies the man
"Why's that?"
"Cos he's my newt."

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:rolleyes:

:p

Hey all!! im off for a while, cya later!

Oh to be a car
Not that I could get very far

Oh to be a large articulated lorry
So i could run ian over then he'd be sorry

:p

Did people delete posts recently?

Astounding, Behemoth!:rolleyes:

Hay! I'm 100 :D

Your time will come, young mullet knight...

About your manager Gaffer, I'd never heard of Glenn Roeder before, dodgy name! What do you think of him?

I see Frank Lampard's gone, I was hoping Villa would get him.

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hay! I'm 100 :D

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You're in remarkable shape for your age, BG!:rolleyes:

I exercise first thing every morning :D

So do I...

I hop in the shower..
Jump into my car...
and I post race everyday!

:D

Morning parksie!

Hey all!

Evening Katie.

:D :) :p
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How's Everyone, Anyone, and Everybody???????????

That pic's not working :(

Oh...i see (changed vbforums to the IP address)

*smooch* to you too :)

Evening all:)

I just looked at the smiley thread after I noticed that and a lot of them aren't working.



Oh, well.........I'll have to resort to this instead!


*Smooch*

Hi.

Wow! I killed the thread stone dead! I seem to be able to do that very easily...:rolleyes:

Maybe this'll get ppl posting, and cheer them up:
*sings:o*

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Launcelot: Look, my liege! (fanfare) Camelot!

Robin: Camelot!

Galahad: Camelot!

Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.

Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT!

Song:

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene're we're able.
We do routines,
And border scenes,
With footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table,
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times,
We're given rhymes,
That are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot,
We sing from the Dia-phragm alot!


Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests,
We seek incest
And impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. .

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From Monty Python and the Seach for the Holy Grail

Fantastic.

Monty Python have done some cracking songs (The Philosophers song, The ***** song etc).

Classic British humour.

The ***** song (also known as 'The Not Noel Coward Song') is further up this thread...:) I'll post the Philosophers' song in a bit.:)

Philosopher's Song
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya '
Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

:D

Just a quick hey as im off out :p

Ok cya :)

*burp* Oh, excuse me! *blush*

*phhrrrrbbbttt*

No, I'm not sorry :p

Well, you should be!!!!!!!!:eek:

I know...but that would imply feeling guilty ;)

You're such a goofball!:D

Keep up the good work!!!!!

I intend to :)

So what's that about balls?

Your's are goofy!

:eek:

Better go to the doc then :( I'm sure they were fine...

What have you been doing to them? with them? err....nevermind!:rolleyes: