Post Race!

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Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Can we talk like civilised adults now?:p

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No :p

Bye, Simon!!! or whoever you are!:rolleyes:

Or whatever you are :eek:

l8er Si

*sings The Lumberjack Song from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"*

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Continued from Petshop, Barber, or a variety of other Python sketches....

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

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*sings*

Hey, you didn't see my name on MSN did you?

I just had "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaaaaaaaaaaay" about 2 hours ago! :D

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Originally posted by parksie
I just had a lumberjack about 2 hours ago! :D

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Kinky!

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Originally posted by parksie
Hey, you didn't see my name on MSN did you?

I just had "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaaaaaaaaaaay" about 2 hours ago! :D

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okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! :p

MSN Pah! I just felt like a little song about cross-dressing.

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Originally posted by barrk
Kinky!

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Very :) I'm studying for my homework :p

Just wondering...gives a whole new meaning to the class suckup......... :eek: :o

*sings 'The Not Noel Coward Song' from The Meaning Of Life*

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a *****.
Isn't it simply grand to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a d*ck,
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest *****...
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't a-come a-back.

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*sings*
:D:p

[like gormless childrens' TV presenter]
Bye bye everybody, bye bye...:)
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Well, this is me off until late night, im being bugged by to many people :(

Take care all!!

Cya Simon.

I'll be scarce as I'm trying to sort out our trip to Amsterdam me and a few friends are taking ;)

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Originally posted by parksie
Cya Simon.

I'll be scarce as I'm trying to sort out our trip to Amsterdam me and a few friends are taking ;)

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wonder why Amsterdam? ;)

Ive come back for a bit as im searching for some links :)

:D

:p

btw, simon hasn't left yet

Is anyone still here?

We're arranging our trip so I'm being quiet.

Amsterdam is the hotbed of sin and iniquity isn't it? Legalized prostitution, drugs, sex change operations??????



















Sounds like fun! When do you leave?

We dunno. We're all skint and it costs a fortune to get there so we might not go there.

Still arranging over MSN...

I think they sell extremely cheap pirated software there.

Come on over to California and go to Disneyland and California Adventures................much fun to be had by all!

Shhh... i'm reading the internet news.

Good Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall have you for my breakfast!

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Originally posted by Imhotep
I shall have you for my breakfast!

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oh just **** off

Touchy today aren't we?

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Originally posted by Arbiter
Touchy today aren't we?

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Only with 'im :p

How are we today?

Not so bad, not so bad.

Having a bit of fun at work. The usual.

You, Chenko, shall perish in the most horrible, horrible way imaginable!

Your tortured cries shall awake the dead.

You will long for your death!!!!!

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Originally posted by Arbiter
Not so bad, not so bad.

Having a bit of fun at work. The usual.

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Good good, me so to.... Just converting my database files to 2000 and thats all im gonna be doing for today :D

Imhotep: The only person to torture my soul will be the Devil himself....back off!!

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Originally posted by Imhotep
I am a ****!!!

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:p Stupid Boy!

Imhotie my old bean, this is just not on. I say , it's just not right to go around threatening peoples souls like that. Please go away you fithy creature or I shall be forced to set the dogs on you.

Goooooddd morning, grapple fans ;)

Morning Gaffer, BG!!
whaaaaaaaaassssssssuuuuupppppppppp?!!!

oh to be a tree
you wouldn't need to pee

Ahhhh Ian,

Have you been drinking the brasso again this morning?

Evryone cool like Fonzy today?

Simon, you seem cheerier....

Ian, good lunch yesterday. Still can't keep away from this site though :(

BG, have you seen the record of our new manager?????

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
oh to be a tree
you wouldn't need to pee

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Being made of wood,
you wish you could :P

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Originally posted by Gaffer
Simon, you seem cheerier....

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You mean I wasnt?

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Originally posted by chenko


You mean I wasnt?

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Damn right! Before you changed your avatar...

BTW, you should grow a mullet. Would suit you... ;)

mornin all, v. late today, tube sucks ass!...

I don't miss the Northern Line - that;s why I moved closer to work.

Nice Hong Kong Phoey pic...

Hong kong fooey (spelling?) !!!!!

Yea right gaffer!! you rarly see my hair anyway so it would be no use :p

Fooey, sorry :D

I'm judging your face for mullet-worthiness. I'm saying 7 out f 10 here...

Call that a Mullet, Simon!

Disgraceful :p

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Originally posted by Gaffer
Fooey, sorry :D

I'm judging your face for mullet-worthiness. I'm saying 7 out f 10 here...

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No way!!! anyways, i was ratted in that pic :)

I go spearfishing a lot, and if I saw chenko in the water I would question his mulletness (for a nanosecond) - but i'd probably shoot him anyway...(it's a compliment chenko) ;) As for BG and Gaffer i'd get the MP5 out and start reeling off rounds like no tomorrow :) :)

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Originally posted by chenko
i was ratted in that pic :)

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I thought you were stoned ;)

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Originally posted by crispin
I go spearfishing a lot, and if I saw chenko in the water I would question his mulletness (for a nanosecond) - but i'd probably shoot him anyway...(it's a compliment chenko) ;) As for BG and Gaffer i'd get the MP5 out and start reeling off rounds like no tomorrow :) :)

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I think todays installment is a little special...

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I thought you were stoned ;)

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Nah, im a good boy ;)

:D

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Originally posted by crispin
:D

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:p

Gaffer - I think the gods of above just didn't want me to have a half day, as when I got back after luch, everything decided to work fine. The fecking train home was a nightmare though. Just wasn't my day yesterday. but as you said, good luch :)

you like luch eh? :p

Hmmm, Lunch.
I fancy a juicy Fur Burger!

*yawn*

morning all...

Morning