Post Race!

I'm going to be franc with y'all. Those were pretty good.

Oooo, that was right on the money.

Good thing you had enough cents not to pound the wrong currency.

At least Napolean got to the capital. The Germans also invaded Russia, but did na zi Moscow, except from a distance (that pun makes more sense when spoken).

Yeah, I had to read that one nein times before I got it.

Hate to interrupt, but can anyone tell me where the bathroom is ?

The bathroom? That's over by the showers.

I feel bad about that one...:(

Reminds me of a story from out here. A buddy of mine hired a seasonal guy to live in a remote camp trailer that had a gray water hookup but not a black water hookup. Therefore, he could use the sink, shower, and the like, but there was no sewer facilities. He told the guy that he couldn't use the toilet, but he could use the shower. A couple weeks later, he stopped by on a warm day and found that the guy HAD gotten his wires crossed and thought that he was to use the shower as a toilet (liquid only, fortunately). It was totally full and fermenting.

Fermenting? Then the guy had bigger problems than which receptacle to use if I may be a little candida than usual! To be fair a lot of people are still confused by the difference between bathing facilities such as hot tub and Jacuzzi. A hot tub is, of course, a large tub filled with hot aerated water used for recreation or physical therapy whereas Jaccuzi is the Italian translation of a famous open letter published by Emile Zola.

So it's safe to say that if anyone mentions Jacuzzi to you when they meant hot tub, they'll be in some hot water?

Whaa Bam! I'm on a roll today!

Let's just say they'll be going down in my esteamation!

I thought you were going somewhere else with that, but I don't feel like explaining that statement, so I guess I won't. It's the post race, though, so here I am saying that I'm not going to explain myself.

It's the post race. I can do...

this

over

and.

over.

Yes. Yes, you can. The thermo-nuclear missile now speeding toward you is merely a mark of my appreciation!

My nuclear thermos missile is also on its way.