Oh if you insist ;)
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Oh if you insist ;)
It just doesn't fit with your Throbbing Member title!
You need something a little more appropriate for your level of twistedness.
Might take a while to think of something good ;)
Are you wearing high-heeled shoes, and a low-necked sweater?
I thought she was a woman but she was another man.
All the girls around me say I've got it comin' but I get it while I can:eek:
So all the time then? :p
Hmm...sure those aren't the right lyrics ;)
poetic license:p
err...Parksie....is that an ascii picture of you and your throbbing member?
:D Nope ;)
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Ladies and gentlemen, earthlings and aliens, boys and girls, dogs and cats.
Whichever of the above categories you fit into, I need suggestions for web-based Flash games (e.g. URL's) for the disillusioned amongst you who can't play the latest shockwave Basketball game.
Any ideas greatfully received and the best 5 games will get the postee 10 points apeice.
Answers on a post marked "I've got a splendiferous game for you, oh master".
I thank you ;)
*cough* *cough* and demons? *cough* *cough*Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Ladies and gentlemen, earthlings and aliens, boys and girls, dogs and cats.
SD
It's not web based, but it's only a small download. I suggest elf bowling 2 available from www.nstorm.com
It twisted and great fun...:D
Great game but wrong season!!!!!!!
More excitement for anyone not doing anything more exciting such as playing Solitaire :rolleyes:
http://www.chris.com/ascii/art/html/nakedladies.html
Can I please go home.....my brain is full.
No :)
You shouldn't swallow so much :p
should i put that one in my sig that fit's into it?
Hi Katie, SD, and parksie, can you get online on icq for a sec?
I told you it's rude not too......it would be like Tom jumping up to brush his teeth immediately afterwards......it's would be plain insulting and shouldn't be done!
Good point.
Maybe it could be an addition for Woman v2.0 ;) A valve in the throat so they can non-insultingly dispose of it.
Maybe a service pack could fix it :)
PS: new location ;)
I'm gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then I'll feel better!
Makes me feel better :)
One of the few songs where I like the remix as much as the original :)
Who did the remix?
So Thats what he was saying!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then I'll feel better!
I always thought it was
I'm gonna rock, don't chew, electric avenue.....
Your version makes alot more sense!
SD
Howdy Kedaman,
Do you want all 3 of us on ICQ, 'cause I don't have it. sorry!
SD
Quote:
The man behind the remix of Eddie Grant’s ‘Electric Avenue’ is Peter Black and after a rumoured bidding war with other record labels Warner are to release it through East West on May 28. The track will be called Electric Avenue (Ring Bang's Peter Black mix).
Warner won the bid with a deal rumoured to be worth £300,000.
The bootleg remix was a huge hit at this year's Miami Winter Music Conference and is now on it's way to becoming a huge club anthem.
hey all! I'm feeling down today cause for some reason my nose is bleeding.
Stop fighting then :D
Do you have hayfever or something? Mine bleeds a lot because of that.
Talking of bleeding (again) or not (as the case may be), I've just noticed this message under the birthday section
pixelate
Maybe thats why she was so unhappy earlier.
SD
Did you stick it where it didn't belong? You're supposed to ask the ladies permission first!
I think Pix and pixelate are two different people. We all told Pix happy birthday on Friday.....where were you????Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Talking of bleeding (again) or not (as the case may be), I've just noticed this message under the birthday section
pixelate
Maybe thats why she was so unhappy earlier.
SD
I was suffering from a hang-over after taking your 'advice' on Thursday and getting out a bit more :D
I did offer my belated congratulations though.
SD
I followed my own advice but unfortunately, I came back to work:rolleyes:
Very funny Parksie. Just like my best friend. I show up with an eye patch in he starts saying "He's been fighting with the neighbors again!" and no one knows that he is really joking.
AND NO I DID NOT STICK MY NOSE ANYWHERE WITHOUT PERMISSION.
:eek:
Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
AND NO I DID NOT STICK MY NOSE ANYWHERE WITHOUT PERMISSION.
No need to shout....I was just kidding!
(knocks on parksie's head)
Hello, anyone there? I think he froze....
(knock, knock)
Hollow, just as I expected.
Sorry barrk.
*echos*
Twisted brains always make a hollow sound because of all the bends and narrows.....I pretty sure he's in there somewhere.
LOL! Parksie echoes! He's empty. Poor thing.
Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Sorry barrk.
:)
Ow Ow Ow!! MY nose is hurt.
*woof*
Call her Katie or she'll hurt you ;)
That true? I didn't think of her as the violent type.
Yep! I'm pretty mean when I've been drinking.....okay, well, I'm pretty mean all the time....okay, well, I'm pretty when I'm mean....or I'm mean if you don't treat me as if I were pretty...at least I'm pretty sure that's what I mean!
(laughs)
So that means I have to treat you like a lady and be careful when your drunk.
Yep! But that's good advice for all women...not just me!
Oh don't worry, that's my motto.
To avoid any violence, am I supposed to call you Katie like Parksie says?
Yes, please.
Okey dokey smokey
(snore!)
It is rather quiet in here today isn't it?
IYa, I guess all the others are out drinking.
Drinking? I wish!
Nope, sorry I've been busy doing the W word. I try to avoid it as much as possible, but sometimes it's inevitable.
SD
W word is evil!