It is now tuesday and I'm mildly stunned by a pickle jar tree :(
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It is now tuesday and I'm mildly stunned by a pickle jar tree :(
bert looked out the bathroom window and saw his beard stealing his car
I can quantify all your bowel-juice :mad:
juiced-bowel doughnut dipper . . . .
We seem to have lost our fairy. :(
Supercarpenterfragalistic
You ought to cut down on the coffee Mr. Jumbles, your feet are runny
Suffering from a rather bad case of January nipple.
As the dark clouds rolled by, Jack sat on his potty and considered his life. He promptly fell off his potty and into a black hole, destined to drift through the farthest reaches of space and time for eternity.
Thankyou, you've been a wonderdul audience.
Today I'm an unbendable paper weight.
Tomorrow I'll be a road sign but only when.
It's national eel day!
Remember to circumcise your chiropodist at exactly 4:15 pm.
Petunias are the source of all woe.
Beware : unradiated coleslaw causes nasty fruit loops in the lower intestinal area. Do not inhale and keep out of reach of small paperclips.
True, small radishes may cause fart - but neither does false prophecy.
Rewind your time-piece, the revival starts yesterday!
Rewind? Forward walk the moon when incontinence surrounds.
"TWAS BRILLIG . . . . "
The chair has been invaded by cattle! Consume the gravy and begin to froth.
When fishing for ventricles be sure to use the proper weight of spline.
I have marinated the dartboard.
An infusion of babytalk has spoiled the racers:(
i could have sworn that chair was blue before it paid its bus fare
I'm sure I just encountered an invisible fairy.
Copious amounts of spam coaxed the fairy to return.
The daft chair drove the car into a heap of mystified rainbows.
The pumice are investigating.
An auburn syrup pudding just ate my foot. :(
I've pickled my naval with an angry oyster and half a tram.
the fairy and the dog cannot communicate where they belong :(Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
An infusion of babytalk has spoiled the racers:(
My telephone keeps calling me Mrs. Marple :confused:
The acorns are echoing the silence of the gnome....all is well!
Never have cream tea while wrapped in a bubonic harpie.
Never has my spleen felt more alive!
I have evacuated the burble. All I need now are some steamed matrions.
Matrions are hard to digest, might I suggest a little marionette in a velvet suit?
That salad ate right through the brake lining. You don't want to know what it did to the badger.
It is gleeful indeed when the crickets chirp the sunflower waltz!
Dancing a merry jig the toad ate the unicorn in one gulp.
Suddenly a hissing noise awoke me, rising in my allotment a giant gorilla with buckets filled with baked carpet and a japanese bailiff with a fork.
Yet again the daft daisies dawdle daintily towards the towel.
Every Monday, an uncommonly pink bat swoops down and nests in my ear.
You most certainly are!Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I am not a Bear or a Raven.