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How can I say no...

That's a really nice deal, but I want something fresh! Something that does not melt on the floor when it's to hot.

Where's BeeBee ?

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Originally posted by Birth
How can I say no...

That's a really nice deal, but I want something fresh! Something that does not melt on the floor when it's to hot.

Where's BeeBee ?

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What do you want?

BeeBee! for pet't sake. Don't you know Pet't?

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Originally posted by Birth
BeeBee! for pet't sake. Don't you know Pet't?

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:rolleyes:

I want BeeBee now!!!

Where is she?

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Originally posted by Birth
I want BeeBee now!!!

Where is she?

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Not here I'm we are the only two here:p If you want to ring her there's a phone out the back:p

*Bodwad sits looking bored before coming up with an idea and begins to dig a large pit in the middle of the floor


now its time for nightwalker baiting!!!!!:D :D

*Bodwad grabs nightwalker and chucks him down the 10ft deep hole before throwing in

1) A brown bear

2) 3 rhinos

3) a Kangaroo Sheep

4) a swarm of bee's hell bent on killing nightwalker for what he did to them last summer

5) Osama Bin Laden (He was just to hand) :D :D :D




GO GO GO YEA KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

*NW does a huge burp all the creatures that were attacking him die:D*

Bodwad Throws in a Skunk which pisses on NW and beats NW's Smell, NW Passes Out and is carted off in an ambulance!!!! Oh and forgot that skunk was gay so you can now see why the back of your pants are stained!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D


P.S

Look at that grammer and weep for me :D :D :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Bodwad Throws in a Skunk which pisses on NW and beats NW's Smell, NW Passes Out and is carted off in an ambulance!!!! Oh and forgot that skunk was gay so you can now see why the back of your pants are stained!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D


P.S

Look at that grammer and weep for me :D :D :D

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*NW Gives the skunk an operation to remove something*

There you go all fixed now:p

NW i know you are normally covered in piss but please wash the skunk piss off cause you stink oh and please take the bits off the floor after your operation cause somebody might slip on them!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW i know you are normally covered in piss but please wash the skunk piss off cause you stink oh and please take the bits off the floor after your operation cause somebody might slip on them!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

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I did wash the skunk before the operation:p

I put the bits on a plate that was sitting on the counter:p

Gary Glitter enters the pub.

Right lads, this is the new manager.

*Bodwad goes to the plate in the corner and picks it up

Hello Gary mate how about some steak???? :D :D :D :D

Do you not think Gary Glitter would get his head smashed in in Newcastle?... or maybe this pub isn't in Newcastle... where the hell is this pub?

Are the naked barmaids in yet?:confused:

Yes this pub is in Geordieland, North Shields to be precise and Gary Glitter has not been killed yet because we like to play with our food up here.

Just thought I would throw him in the situation to see what happens.

I think Bodwads got the right idea.

It is in a little village called Loonyville :D :D :D :D


everyone in newcastle are always pissed so they would never be able to hit him even if they tried :D :D :D


Oh sorry didnt know you wanted the barmaids

OH NUNS COME OUT FROM THE BACK AND ENTERTAIN OUR GUEST PLEASE, AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON CAUSE HE STILL THINKS YOUR WOMEN!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Because we Geordies are always pissed we have decided to leave Gary in charge.

He has informed me that his first rule is to ban everyone over the age of 16.

I dont know why but he has decided it would be a good idea to set up a youth club on the premises. He reckons it will bring the money in so I'm not complaining.

For some reason he has put a request in for a digital camera and editing suite. He's also asked for unlimited acces to the web. He sais hes going to build a website to promote the pub.

What was that????

Did i just hear Gary in the background saying he would like to call it a Nudist colony and prevent children wearing clothes!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


And look what he is doing to your poor monkey URRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Did I hear that this was a Geordie pub.

Get the fik oot the way ya stupid dug.

15 pints a lager ya barsteward and giv'is a fikin broon.

:D

Chairs or Bar Stools in here?

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He has informed me that his first rule is to ban everyone over the age of 16.

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Better get rid of all the strippers then:p

Gary has left me with a very sore ass :mad:

I question VB's decision to leave him in charge of this establishment :(

NW its under 16's only so the strippers can stay :eek: :eek: :eek:


P.S i didnt hire them that was NW and dont approve of gary asking me to leave a bunch of children in his hands!!! Literaly!!! :D :D :D :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW its under 16's only so the strippers can stay :eek: :eek: :eek:


P.S i didnt hire them that was NW and dont approve of gary asking me to leave a bunch of children in his hands!!! Literaly!!! :D :D :D :D

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He didn't tell me he was a priest:eek:

Thats cause he was chucked out for touching those Nuns!!!! :D :D


Maybe we can chuck Gary out if we both charge him and give him a damn good thrashing!!!!!!:D :D :D

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Thats cause he was chucked out for touching those Nuns!!!! :D :D


Maybe we can chuck Gary out if we both charge him and give him a damn good thrashing!!!!!!:D :D :D

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:D

Bleedin ell.

I give you lot the entire weekend with Gary and he is still alive.

You people are loosing your touch.

*NW gets Gary and ties him to the table then gets his chainsaw*

VB grins manically.

What you got in mind?

I thought Gingernut was the Executioner.

I think you should start with a soldering iron.

Can I chop his bits off?

Set the Nuns on him i am sure they want revenge!!!! :D :D :D


Actually wheres the monkey and its stick?????:confused: :confused:

I think we should vote on this :

1)Chop his bits off.
2)Use the chainsaw on him.
3)Set the Nuns on him.
4)Use the soldering iron.

5)"My Favourite"......All of the above and lots more besides.

Maybe :

I insert soldering iron, Bodwad directs the Nuns, Gingernut chops his bits off and NW uses the chainsaw on his feet.

I think we should chop em off!!!! Oh but no wait now the chainsaw sounds a good idea, oh but now the nuns could do some damage but so could a soldering iron!!!!!!!!!! Oh i dont know........Ummmm........:confused: :confused: :confused:






Cant we just all take one and use it on him i bagsie the flame thrower (new but fun)....... might reck the pub a bit but please can i use it PLEASE......:D :D :D :D

I'll make it easier for you BodWad.

The red box, the black box, the green box, the yellow box or the orange box.

Plenty of prizes, full of suprises.



:)

Oh but i just want to use Boris my trusty flame thrower :( :( :( :(



*Bodwad pulls on a giant backpack and starts the gas flowing with a strike of a match the gas is lit and he is ready to go!!!


Gary: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


*Bodwad thrusts the flame thrower up garys bum and lets go a jet of blames



Gary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Gary suddenly turns into a super monster and is really pissed off!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Jesus......It stinks in here.

Has someone let one off.

Can someone please tell me why Gary Glitter is 18 feet tall with flames coming out of his butt.

Bodwad........you cant be left alone for a minute.

Wheres the monkey gone?

Sorry but he is that black pile of ashes on the floor


As for it being me only you started it, you brought him in here you get rid of him.


*Bodwad sends another stream of flames towards Gary to keep him back.


YO GINGERNUT, SHOVE THAT PACKET OF CORN UP HIS BUM WE CAN HAVE SOME POPCORN WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER!!!! :D :D :D :D


Oh my word they are Gods saviors the nuns have beaten of Gary into the Love area. How about i get them all with this thrower???? :D :D :D :D

Hey, that's not fair. How come I didn't get a flame thrower? :mad:

vbangel walks in

This sure looked like a decent place from the outside
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Pulls a grenade out of pocket & throws at 18 foot-ass flaming-creature

Can I get a g&t around here?