I do have some secrets that only some very special people know.............but you know most of them.
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I do have some secrets that only some very special people know.............but you know most of them.
Now that you mention it....it was probably a love affair between Nancy and Maggie:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
So, a secret love affair eh?!? What did Nancy (?) have to save about that?;)
Eeek....
oooooooooooooh like your thinkging ;=_)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
That's my secret........if I told you, I'd have to shoot you!:eek:
That is so rough I can't begin to imagine it :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
*drollo*
I can, and it's scary...
It reminds me of a joke about Nancy that would get me banned if I told it so I'll let you fill in the blanks or come up with your own perverted punch lines.
What do Nancy Reagan and tampons have in common?
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Sorry, you'll just have to take it from there! Good luck finding the right answer!
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Originally posted by barrk
What do Nancy Reagan and tampons have in common?
They're both covered in blood?
damn, need clues!!
No, Parksie.....I expected a little better from you!
I really won't post the answer here. I don't think I should have posted the first part......must be Friday or the leftover hangover or something.
Please just forget I did it!
Forget what?
Noooooooooooo!!!!!! You can't arouse our interest in this joke and then say forget it!! no fair, red card!!
oooooh
They are both white and are stuck up...................................................
figure the rest out...I gotta go for the weekend before I really get myself in trouble!
Have a good one all of you!
Bye Katie!
Night Kaite....im stille re if you change ur mind :)
Simon...what's wrong with your typing? You're getting like n***m :eek:
it's called being out of your head!!
He was never in my head...oh...so that's who the voices telling me to kill all those people after playing violent games were... :rolleyes:
Right, go and make 3 completely pointless posts and start throbing damn it!!
im ogne, oneone has dirnk around ere
Chris -- in a minute ;)
Simon -- off to the AA you go, there's a good lad...
eh? they av dirnk?Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Chris -- in a minute ;)
Simon -- off to the AA you go, there's a good lad...
Savouring the moment eh?!?Quote:
Chris -- in a minute
go on mike start pumpin and star it throbging
Oh yeah... ;)
parksie
Fanatic Member
Registered: Mar 00
Location: A Lunatic Asylum
Posts: 4096
VB Version: VB5, VC++5, ADO 2.5 ----- and VS.NET which is great BTW
well :(
I think John is poroblay playoing with ya
parksie
Throbbing Member
Registered: Mar 00
Location: A Lunatic Asylum
Posts: 4096
VB Version: VB5, VC++5, ADO 2.5 ----- and VS.NET which is great BTW
WEY HEY!!
You got that before I had chance to change it :D
Hello :)
Hi.
There ain't that many people around today.
It's very quiet.
I'm here :D PS: Check my status ;)
Happy birthday!
Thanks parksie! How are you? Like the status ;)
I'm fine thanks :D
It wasn't my fault...it was the voices...they made me do it!! :eek:
You have to watch those voices, they can do terrible things.....like make you think that violent games are real life (nearly had me fooled once :rolleyes: ) and that AW is a person (she isn't, she's a clone of Boris Karloff and is very evil!) :eek:
Be afraid, be very afraid :eek:
Only way to survive is to be afraid...although quite funny about William Hague resigning so all the senior Tories have legged it :D
Oh, hi Arbiter, how are you?
I'm fine thanks, Pix/Parksie how are things?
Oh, good good.
So what are you up to today.
Oh we're just....
mutter, mutter, mutter
Poor Arbiter, ignored by all.... :(
Sorry Arbiter! :(
So, how are you then?
lol... I was only ribbin' ya!
Well, I'm not dead yet. So, how's the birthday? Up to anything interesting?
Wrong answer....you should say "I'm happy and smiley" :)
My Birthday is happy and smiley and full of cake and champagne. I'm off out in a minute so it's bye from me! I'm expecting to be completely smashed by the end of today so I dunno if I'll be back 2moro (knowing me though I probably will!). Anyway, bye :)
Bye bye Pix!
Enjoy... ;)
Tatty bye, have one for me!
Afternoon. Anyone about?
No. :p
Oh....
Do you know a good place online to buy PC Cases. I want an ATX (AMD Approved if poss.) case. I want at least 5 3.5inch bays, and 2 5.5 inch bays. However I do not want a full ATX tower, it's too big. I doens't matter how many of the 3.5 inchers are internal, but both the 5.5 inchers must be external. There also needs to be at least 7 expansion slots, and must take a motherboard of size:
305x244 mm. (beast I know :D)
If it helps the mother board is a Gigabyte GA7ZXR.
thx in advance. Any sites or links are useful. :)
Sorry for bringing the level of the Post Race down to sanity:rolleyes:.
Try:
www.dabs.com
www.3dcool.com
www.jungle.com
www.simply.co.uk
Your MoBo is just standard ATX...I have a GA7ZX-1 parked happily inside a ATX Midi Tower...
thx. I looked at some midi towers at www.microdirect.co.uk but they were too small. None of them had the strange numbers for bays that I need. I'll check out those sites tho'. thx.:)
Hey all!!
Hey all. I'm p1ssed. And very happy about it. It's been a lovely saturday here, the wine has been flowing all afternoon and life is good.
Ricmitch, the really picky voice in my head says to tell you that you don't get 5.5" bays in computer cases, only 3.5" or 5.25", but the phsycotic voice took the picky voice round the back and gave him a good kicking, so don't worry about it.
:D
Cheers,
SD
Oh, look, another bottle of wine with my name on it!
P.S. If you're wondering why I'm drinking wine and not beer (my usual poison), I bought a wine rack, and then bought a stack of bottles to put in it so that it wouldn't look daft. I sat and stared at it for 5 minutes and thought, what the hell, I'll just open the one bottle......... the rest is history.
What a naughty little SurfDemon! Getting drunk on the wine racket, are we now? I think you're an alcoholic. I hope you atleast play it safe and don't drive. And that applies to all drives,
including Floppy and CD and Zip and cars.
By the by, What's the next stunt you're going to pull off?
Aha! Luckily I have nowhere to drive too. My bedroom beckons, and it's only about 15' away.
As for stunts :) that would ruin the surprise!
SD
I'm done. I'm gonna go and sleep this off. I have another good p*ss up tommorrow with my brother and my dad (kinda a practice for Fathers day next weekend when were all going "golfing" for two days). None of us golf, .... enough said. :D
SD
Morning everyone. and an especially good morning to those nursing hangovers, for whom these smilies might mean something...http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/
not neccessarily in that order though...
:D
*sarc*Wow! The forums really are busy today....*sarc* :rolleyes:
Yeah...just a tad :rolleyes:
Although I've answered a couple of questions.
Mellow greetings :)
Very mellow I expect :p
Had a good birthday? Still hungover? :D
Do these mean anything to you?
http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/http://www.vbforums.com/
YES?... Where were you between the hours of 4am and 5am this morning?:D
Yep I had a great b'day. Not hungover though now, I've eaten more than Mr Creosote could! :)