Post Race!

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Yeah, do you think he was born skilled?

I suppose it could have been an incident with a ceiling fan and a soldering iron. That'll do it, too.

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He too scary....Accidents are afraid to happen around him!

Are we talking about Chuck Norris now?

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I was watching an old Bruce Lee film, and was surprised to see Chuck in there.

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Originally Posted by dday9

Indeed, my child's future will be planned out just like Macaulay Culkin's!

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Yep, that's a good plan. Fer sur!

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Originally Posted by dday9

Are we talking about Chuck Norris now?

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You don't talk about Chuck Norris, he talks about you which usually means you have a few hours to live.

Chuck Norris fact:
If Galileo lived today, he would realize the Earth rotates around Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris fact:
Gyms go to Chuck Norris to work out

Chuck Norris Fact:
When Chuck Norris plays pac-man the ghosts stay in their box

Chuck Norris fact:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris fact:
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

Chuck Norris fact:
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. The result is death

Chuck Norris actually died 30 years ago, death is just to scared to confront him.

Chuck Norris once peed in a truck's gas tank. Thank truck is now Optimus Prime

God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris flipped the light switch on.

Chuck Norris and Superman decided to bet on who'd win in a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

I forgot this one:

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

Ah the fun of being a Boy Scout when Chuck Norris facts were coming about.

Did you know that when the telephone was invented AGB had a miss call from Chuck Norris?

Never understood the whole Chuck Norris meme.