It would be hard for me to practise that :eek: Maybe if I reached down farther...errr... but that's just sick ;)
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It would be hard for me to practise that :eek: Maybe if I reached down farther...errr... but that's just sick ;)
Have to remove a few ribs...
"Adam was ribbed, for Eve's pleasure" ;):p
Quote:
I refuse to take advice from a guy who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
That would definitely deprive me of some pleasure!:eek:
And him as well ;)
:D
:p
Help me! I'm bored of writing my User Guide!
Don't worry Pix.........we'll save you with some mindless drivel.........
*spoink* *zoopf* *urkkkkkkkk*
As much as I'd love to chat...I must go now :(
I need to be up early tomorrow for a burn on my projects :(
*Durrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
puh diddle, ploue, ptang!!!!!!!
Thanks you've cheered me up fatang fatang ole biscuit barrel :)
Cya soon Parksie - and smile :)
Hey.... that's how I sounded this morning when I got smacked in the face with a dodge ball.......Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
fatang fatang ole biscuit barrel
Gee, I hope Mike leaves before he can say anything about that comment ;)
You shouldn't be anywhere near those balls Dennis............:rolleyes:
Well, they were aimed for somebody else, but the person moved..... :eek:
Well....................I'll talk to all you deranged people tomorrow!
Bye Katie!
First post of the day... :p
Hello Parksie,
How are you today?
as ususal, I come along second :p
I'm still doing my project and I'm going mad here all on my own at home with only Access 2000 for company :mad:
Makes me wanna KILL something :eek:
God damn server is busy messages, ruined my joke
Never mind Ian... I'm sure that you always do come first!! lol!
I doubt his girlfriends appreciate that much :rolleyes:
hold on one god damn cotton picking moment
there is nothing wrong with my performances thankyou very much. Ok I haven't got anyone to perform with at the moment, but that's a completly different kettle of fish :)
And on that smutty note...Katie rolls in :)
How goes?
You're supposed to be looking for women not kettles of fish..........that may be part of your problem:rolleyes:
That's a definite possibility :)
I'm actually feeling quite out of sorts today for some reason.....Nothing seems to be going right! Tom and I are thinking of running off to some warm deserted island and telling the world to go to hell.........the kids aren't big on the idea though.......something about not enough girls and no MTV........geesh...you just can't please some people!!!! Erin is eagerly packing her bags though!
How's your project Parksie....all done?
GOD DAMMIT
What's the matter, Ian....dissappointed that you've wasted all that time with the fish? Girls are much softer and definitely less smelly!!!!!
I've still got my nose to the grindstone I'm afraid...unfortunately it's been there so long I'm just a pair of hands typing at my computer :rolleyes:
I am cracking (up).Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Isn't it due today? You better get cracking!!!!!!!
Isn't it due today? You better get cracking!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
BUGGER IT
Actually Ian....I'm surprised yuo don't have anyone at the moment. You are a great catch....back to the fishes again:rolleyes:
It seems so much more difficult these days to find the right person than it was when I was younger. People are much less open and trusting....it takes forever to get to know them. Hang in there!
AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHH IT'S REPLACING MY ****ING POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a sign Parksie...........you need to finish your project!!!!!!!!!!!!