OK...now I'm running in again....:rolleyes:
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OK...now I'm running in again....:rolleyes:
*Burp*
...and now I'm running out again...
My pants are on fire.
I demand that this pub is returned to the bakeface.
In a carrot box
i recommend the koala-tongues
He who holds the seventh Koala is an ore.
*fronk*
it pollinates a wild gondola :cool:
This pub is no place for mouse clapping :mad:
Those babies need to be tied a bucket.
sound advice when buying coleslaw
Venerable Bede has jowles, he will have to be pasted 71 times with gruel before the organ arrives.
he lined the toilets with do-daaf :eek:
I must have come through the wrong doors, I’ve have fourteen menopauses in here.
it could be the cheese
I shall install a velcro-crab in the corner for the arriving audience.
trotter-men on show :cool:
Entertaining shortly: Princess vice-minefield of Tooloot.
sitting on a tina turner :D
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Where did the loonys come from???? :D :D :D :D
*BodwadUK loses his grip and becomes confused in the blaze, *BodwadUK Starts ripping into VB's leg!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR
You people are to strange for this establishment.
Get out or the NUns will be released.
Ohhhh yea please do that i am up for some hot lovin!!!!!!!! :D :cool: :D :D :D
It looks like they have gone.
You can come out now Gingernut.
My my you look mighty fine in that chiffon dress.
Matching handbag as well!!:)
OH DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK I AM GOING TO.....URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
When I said come out I meant from underneath the table NW's sitting at and not Out the closet.
Still...........if I squint a little you dont look to bad.:eek:
Do you like my new ear rings? I bought them to match the new handbag that NW bought me.
LOL :) :)
Is he the new man in your life now.
My monkey will really miss you.
P.S. The earings are lovely. They set off your eyes.
He's the love of my life. He's taking me to Paris for the weekend.
WHen you first came in the pub (Phnar) I seem to remember you being straight.
I hope its not infectous.
Maybe we should rename the pub "The Erotic Blue Oyster Bar".
:)
You wont know if i am gay cause dogs often go for anyones legs!!!!!:D :D :D :D
P.S I am not gay!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
"Up the bum, no harm done" :eek:
This pub's weird. Where's all the naked barmaids?
I took them home with me last night...I don't think they can walk for a while...;)
!!! WAITER !!!
What can I get ye?Quote:
Originally posted by Birth
!!! WAITER !!!
Get me one of those ho...
I got money.
Here ye go:pQuote:
Originally posted by Birth
Get me one of those ho...
I got money.
Look at the size of that thing.
You expect me to pay for that?
You better otherwise VB will do terrible things to you:pQuote:
Originally posted by Birth
Look at the size of that thing.
You expect me to pay for that?
Ok... How much?
Three bucks:p