Of course 1 post ever thirty seconds,
1 * 30 * 100 = 3000
3000 / 60 = 50
so 100 post would be 50 friggen minutes!
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Of course 1 post ever thirty seconds,
1 * 30 * 100 = 3000
3000 / 60 = 50
so 100 post would be 50 friggen minutes!
Hey I just did math on my Louisiana edumication!
I suppose I could just keep talking about nothing for another hour or so.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.