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May 25th, 2001, 12:52 PM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????

I stoped after the "I bet you I can jump of this building, fly around, and then land back on it without a scratch." line as I heard it a mille times before (little bit of French there)
May 25th, 2001, 12:53 PM
barrk

I don't really know much about the British political system so I wouldn't know...

Member of Economic Parliment
Member of Sexual Parliment??????????????
May 25th, 2001, 12:59 PM
chrisjk

Well so close, but yet so far (and no Cuban cigar either).

MEP = Member of European Paliament (fairly obvious that one)
MSP = Member of Scottish Parliament. For some reason be gave them some independence (like tax raising powers etc etc). But they still get handouts from Whitehall.

Oh, and guess the entire budget that the Welsh Assembly get to spend per year? It is in the billions (just!).
May 25th, 2001, 01:15 PM
chrisjk

Nobody wants to guess? Boo hoo

Well it's £3Billion.

Has anyone else noticed that there is only 1 birthday today? Usually 5 or 6 at least. Mental.
May 25th, 2001, 01:21 PM
barrk

I guess there wasn't too much hanky-panky going on in September then.
May 25th, 2001, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk

Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????

Richie Michie??? Please. Just Ric. Or Mitch.:rolleyes:
May 25th, 2001, 01:23 PM
parksie

Probably too bloody cold for it.
May 25th, 2001, 01:27 PM
barrk

Quote:

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

Richie Michie??? Please. Just Ric. Or Mitch.:rolleyes:

Sorry...just assing off a little! I only have a half hour left and I'm getting a little squirmy to be gone!
May 25th, 2001, 01:27 PM
barrk

Hey,,,it's the infamous Parksie!
May 25th, 2001, 01:34 PM
parksie

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Sorry...just assing off a little! I only have a half hour left and I'm getting a little squirmy to be gone!

You're always squirmy... ;)
May 25th, 2001, 01:35 PM
barrk

Yeah...but that's usually for another reason!:eek:
May 25th, 2001, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk

Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????

I missed a post...:p
May 25th, 2001, 02:15 PM
parksie

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Yeah...but that's usually for another reason!:eek:

:D
May 25th, 2001, 03:07 PM

Two nuns on a tandem riding down a cobbled road they don't normally go down. One says: "I've never come this way before. Have you?" :eek::eek::D:rolleyes:
May 25th, 2001, 03:12 PM

Has anyone been watching Survivor? (British version):rolleyes:
May 25th, 2001, 04:52 PM
chrisjk

nope. Apparently it's flopping
May 25th, 2001, 05:15 PM
parksie

As in your sig, "LAME" :D
May 25th, 2001, 05:19 PM

Morning.....
May 25th, 2001, 05:20 PM
parksie

Not yet Simon!
May 25th, 2001, 05:23 PM

it is for me....ive just woken up :(
May 25th, 2001, 06:00 PM
chrisjk

*****in' 'ell. The latest even I have woken up is 3pm. Bitchin'.
May 25th, 2001, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
*****in' 'ell. The latest even I have woken up is 3pm. Bitchin'.

ive gone the whole day without waking up, the funniest feeling when you wake up ate 1-2am the next next morning... you think youve woken up the next morning...its all *****ed up i tell ya!
May 25th, 2001, 07:17 PM
chrisjk

DID YOU KNOW?

Did you know that according to Russian folklore it is unlucky to return to your house to retrieve something you forgot on your way out?

That would be why they have so many missing nukes then.:D
May 26th, 2001, 06:17 AM
Pix

Hello :)
May 26th, 2001, 09:40 AM
chrisjk

He he ;)
http://www.vbforums.com/
May 26th, 2001, 10:32 AM

:DHehe:D
Nothing like a little political satire to cheer me up!:D
May 26th, 2001, 10:32 AM
Pix

Anyone here?
May 26th, 2001, 10:39 AM

nope
May 26th, 2001, 10:41 AM
Pix

Damn
May 26th, 2001, 10:43 AM

Just me chrisjk and Harry.
May 26th, 2001, 10:56 AM
chrisjk

I'm only making random sorties into VBW.
May 26th, 2001, 11:46 AM
Pix

Ok so
May 26th, 2001, 12:58 PM
parksie

Hey all!
May 26th, 2001, 01:21 PM
chrisjk

Yo Parksie. It's a bit dead here today. I'm off for a some pints. cyas
May 26th, 2001, 05:13 PM
KamiKazeKiwi3

Why is it that Ritmitch can'r compile in VB5 CCE?
And what's CCE?
May 27th, 2001, 04:48 AM

VB5 - speaks for itself.
CCE - Controlled Creation Edition
It's one step down from learning edition sort of like a shareware version, you can do stuff, but some functions are disabled. I can do almost everything with it except compile to a .exe file (.dll s are ok), use certain controls. So I can't use the Winsock OCX (which really p¡$$€$ me off because I'm interested in internet programming), or the Tab control as well as other stuff.
Basically, it's the cheap version they fob you off with when you buy a book. You think, "Ooh, this book says it comes with a version of VB5 on it, I'll buy that one, it's only £30!" Then you get it home and you discover you can do Jack sh*t useful with it. If I want to ompile I have to zip the project file and get someone else to compile it for me.:mad::mad::mad::mad:
May 27th, 2001, 04:57 AM
Jeff_1

ooooooohaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*Slides in and disrupts everything that is good with the post race force!*

HA!
May 27th, 2001, 05:44 AM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
Hey all!

Who's this then?

Morning all :D
May 27th, 2001, 06:18 AM

Morning all, Nicola!!
May 27th, 2001, 06:21 AM
Pix

Hooray someone's here! :)

Hey Simon how's things?
May 27th, 2001, 06:24 AM

oh so im a someone now :(

Im ok, got the worst headache after sleeping aroun 4am :(

and how are ya?
May 27th, 2001, 06:31 AM
Pix

No you're not asomeone now! You're the window-peeping twisted tractor driver :D

It's been so quiet around here for a while that I was beginning to think that I was the only person here

I'm not too bad thanks :)

Sorry to hear about your headache - I won't shout today then
May 27th, 2001, 06:43 AM

whats a tractor driver? neva heard of one of those. :p
and I dont do window-peeping, if you want someone to do it for you ask around :D

I havnt been around for ages, out all friday, out all saturday, just woke up today :)
May 27th, 2001, 06:45 AM

:(
May 27th, 2001, 07:11 AM
parksie

Mellow greetings everyone :D
May 27th, 2001, 07:17 AM
Pix

Hello stranger! :D

Sorry Simon, what driver are you then? And what do you mean you just woke up today? Lazy devil!
May 27th, 2001, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pix
Hello stranger! :D

Sorry Simon, what driver are you then? And what do you mean you just
woke up today? Lazy devil!

im a muff diver....*ahem* me a trator driver, twisted trator driver :D

Only Mellow Mike?
May 27th, 2001, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pix
And what do you mean you just woke up today? Lazy devil!

and you telling there is somthing wrong with lying in bed all day??? :p
May 27th, 2001, 10:09 AM
chrisjk

Ha, that's nothing. I just got up about half hour ago. After watching Coulthard do a spectalular drive from 22/last to 5th.
May 27th, 2001, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
Ha, that's nothing. I just got up about half hour ago. After watching Coulthard do a spectalular drive from 22/last to 5th.

still a bummer that he stalled thou :(
May 27th, 2001, 10:19 AM
chrisjk

As Tony Jardine said, Ron Dennis really needs to get Bill Gates on the case to sort out their shoddy engine managment software (I died laughing at this one). *****in' Beraldo needs kickin' in.
May 27th, 2001, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
Bill Gates on the case to sort out their shoddy engine managment software

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May 27th, 2001, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chenko

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you happy about that then?
May 27th, 2001, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

you happy about that then?

nope :rolleyes:
May 27th, 2001, 03:51 PM
parksie

Oh aren't we all terribly happy :rolleyes:
May 27th, 2001, 04:02 PM

I am.
May 27th, 2001, 04:06 PM
chrisjk

oooovvvvarrrrrrrrvvvvvvooooooooooo
May 27th, 2001, 04:12 PM

Ok chris....

Who's your sugar dealer?
May 27th, 2001, 04:14 PM
parksie

Me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
May 27th, 2001, 04:18 PM

You're evil Parksie, corrupting young, naive, innocent chris like that...:mad:

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