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Hey Behemoth! Do you know if Honeybee's club has a bar?
Blimey, you're quick!
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yeah but its all non alcoholic ;)
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Is that it?
15000?
I'm not talking to you. you've spoilt it for me now.
:mad: :(
Sorry :(
But you do have the 15000th Post :p
http://forums.vb-world.net/attachmen...&postid=366970
Ah, but I have the 1st Post!!
Hello everyone! I survived my exam :)
Well done Pix, do you think you did well ? been ages since I last had to take an exam :)
You've had a few examinations that I've heard of - but they were mostly at the STD clinic.... ;)
I had my last exam in 1986 :)
Now I am the examiner, meat me in my Office at 1am, Ms Jones :p
what can I say, I was feeling itchy :eek:
Howdy Doody All!
Finally, Friday. Feeling Frisky. Frankly Thirtsy.
SD
Hello you demented bunch of racing posters!
:drool:
Good Afternoon, Darlings!
Spank me! it's Fridddaaayyyy!
SD
Do I have time to go home and put on my S & M outfit first?
Oi Oi
Marks & Spencer ? Oh, sorry S & M not M & S.
SD
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the
other "Does this taste funny to you?"
*Ahem....
Lovely day today. Lots of women smuggling peanuts...
know what you saying mate :). only 1 1/2 hours till the bank holiday weekend starts. Long may the good times last :D
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Lovely day today. Lots of women smuggling peanuts...
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.
:rolleyes:
two atoms talking to each other about 1+1 equaling 2
The second one says "Are you sure?"
The first one replies "Yep, I'm possitive."
I'll get my coat
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
:gagmaker:
*groan*Code:2 parrots sat on a perch, on says to the other,
"Do you smell fish?"...
two nuns in a bath
first one say's "where's the soap"
second one replies "yes, it does"
So...*this dyslexic walks into a bra*...
gaffer, your about a 36c, aren't you ?
*Ahem, I think you left the letter "m" of the end of that... :DQuote:
gaffer, your about a 36c, aren't you ?
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
a newly wed couple are on their marrige night and the lady says
"i've got a confession to make, I've been wearing a wonder bra all the time and have actually got small breasts"
She proceeds to whip off her bra, and fair enough, two fried eggs are there.
the man replies "that's ok, i've got a confession to make as well, i'm actually hung like a baby" so the bloke removes his Boxer short's and says "see, 9lb and and 1/2 a foot long" :D
:eek:
:p
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
:eek:
Sorry, I was so surprised by that, that I couldn't post a reply for over an hour!
SD
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
:rolleyes:
Just popping in to say a quick hey! Ive been out since early this morning :( and im off to bed in a min :)
It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.
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Originally posted by barrk
It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.
Im nacked :(
anyways, what is friday different to anyother night... i can get smashed any night i like... :p
Yum! Yum! Japanese Village for lunch. I can almost taste that chicken Teryaki!
I'm going to be non-existant on Monday as I have to fly up to Edmonton for a meeting (hopefully they'll put me on a plane, otherwise my arms wll get tired).
I'm telling you this as there is a good chance I might not come back from lunch. (It's Friday, it's hot and I'm meeting some mates with as little will power to resist a good drink as I have!:D)
So if I don't speak to you this afternoon, have great weekends folks,
SD
My daughter is getting a scholarship from the Governor this evening so I have to drive her up to the capital....I will only be here for another couple of hours.....and Monday is Memorial Day so no work!
Have a good weekend, SD!
Cya SD!!!
Poiltics sucks man! there all over the place, every where i go they are there, MPs are annoying me now too :mad:
Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaup!?!
Hi! I'm home from school and I don't have it (school) again for a week. :DYAY!:D
Seeing as you're all sharing crap jokes:
:D:DQuote:
There's an American an Englishman and an Ozzie on the top of the Empire state building after drinking 20 pints of Stella and a bottle of absynth each.
The american guy says to the Ozzie:
"I bet you I can jump of this building, fly around, and then land back on it without a scratch."
"I bet you couldn't" says the Ozzie guy.
So the American flys around and lands back on the building.
The Ozzie guy goes:
"Wow! I wanna go!"
He steps off the building and plummets to his incredibly messy death.
The English guys says to the American:
"You really can be a b@$t@rd when you're drunk, can't you Superman!"
*waits for applause*
*ahem*
*tumbleweed passes by*
Oh. Fine. I get the point.:(
well the MP is poilotics :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:
are you taking the piss or do you now know? MP stands for......ummm dunno! lol
The only context I know MP as is Military Police....what do you mean by MP?
Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:
MP = Member of Parliament
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Originally posted by barrk
Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:
:confused:
Thanks, Chris.:)
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Originally posted by chenko
:confused:
Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????
Quick quiz: based on the previous info. what therefore is an MEP and MSP?