The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Who's attacking you Chris?
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The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Who's attacking you Chris?
*Interesting fact alert* Assuming you counted at a speed of 2 per second, it would take you 1hr and 56 Mins 24 seconds to count to 14,000.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
How can you tell it's the 14000th have you been counting since No. 1?
Mmm, yeah. They do seem to have been very quiet today. Maybe they're all in the kitchen getting our suppers ready ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
The phatom plate thrower. Or all the women whom disapprove of our earlier comments ;)
Did I say that out loud? Sorry Pix and Katie, it must be the hot weather.
SD
Boy, I can just feel the love eminating from this site today.....I knew I should have stayed in bed.
[* Gives Katie a big hug and pours her a big glass of cool wine*]
*jealous*
Sigh, okay then [* Gives Chris a big hug and a glass of wine as well*]
hey hey! I was actually jealous of the smooch, but I won't say no to free wine ;)
If he gives you free wine you have to give him a big smooch, Chris. Nothing is ever really free!
Yip! That's why we always used to refer to wine as leg-spreader when we were younger.
e.g. "Two pints of Special and a couple of leg-spreaders for the girls".
God, we were so un-smooth, it's a wonder we got any sex at all!!! But it was the 80's I suppose. That sort of thing was cool then.
SD
Shell suits and excessive use of electronic keyboards where cool back then though
The 80's were fun not as much PC BS.
???????? PC BS??Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
The 80's were fun not as much PC BS.
PC - Political Correctness
i.e. vertically challenged instead of short
follically challenged instead of bald
BS - Bull *****
i.e. what I have to put up with everyday.
You could just say what you wanted without having to worry if you offending anyone....for example you could say leg-spreaders and still get laid
:rolleyes:
To see who is politically correct...
Do you say "Milk person" instead of "milkman"?
Do you say "Refuse collector" instead of "Dustman"?
Do you say "Post person" instead of "postman"?
Do you say "police officer" instead of "policeman"?
Do you say "white van driver" instead of "white van man"?
I bet you don't!!
I'm certainly politically correct. And anyone that says otherwise is a fat speccy ginger haired short-arsed daft b*stard with his head stuck firmly up his arse :DQuote:
Do you say "Milk person" instead of "milkman"? Milkman
Do you say "Refuse collector" instead of "Dustman"? Binman
Do you say "Post person" instead of "postman"? Posty
Do you say "police officer" instead of "policeman"? :D A long list of names, about the politest of which is 'Plod' :D
Do you say "white van driver" instead of "white van man"? ??? Don't have this one
In my honest opinion,
SD
You don't have white van men?? You haven't heard of this phenomenon?? They are the men (usually builders) who drive white vans (usually Transits) about 1 foot from your rear bumper because they are such eager beavers. They are hated across the land, and the most poilte name for them is White Van Men.
First I've heard of them too.
Oh! We used to just call people like that, ******s.
Anyway, it's been fun as always, but I gotta go home now.
Speak to ya's all tommorrow!
Cheers,
SD
Must be one of those "quintessentially english" things then. I'm surprised you haven't heared of them SD, living here just 2 years ago and all.
See ya man.
Bye, SD....have a good one!....or two even!!!
Hey all!! im back from my meditating in the middle of the station...uh...to much info...but it was cool :)
So whats happening?
I'm applying loads of After Sun, but apart from that, ***** all
hehe, Im praticing surgical operations on a elastic band with some surgical sissors before I move on to my toe, them bastards are not....Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I'm applying loads of After Sun, but apart from that, ***** all
...putting any frigging needles in my toes!!!!!Quote:
Chenko
are not
Yuckkk!!!!!!!!
Dont worry, the elastic band made it :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Yuckkk!!!!!!!!
How embarrasing is it when you are eyein' someone up and you get the BIGGEST nose bleed ever (second time today :()....Oh I felt happy :(
DEEEENIED!!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
DEEEENIED!!!!!!!!
say what?
Denied. Something we used to shout at each other when for some reason we were unable to accomplish a task (such as getting funky with a chick, dunking a basket etc).:)
Ahhhh I get ya! .....Bastard!!!!! :p
he he ;)
:pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
he he ;)
Why'd they disable the darn search engine!? I need code!!! FAST!!
Because it is slowing ther server down :( but they are getting new servers :)Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Why'd they disable the darn search engine!? I need code!!! FAST!!
Hay!
:mad: Hey!Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hay!
Hi De hi Campers!
Hows everyone this morning?
SD
I am currently in an all-in wrestling contest with Oracle
Howdy ya mugs!
Ah Yes Bonker. Been there.
Might I strongly recommend that you just install every bloody option on the Client side as it's sure to throw up some bloody meaningless error message that will cause you to phone Oracle and have some snivelling little rep say "well thats because you didn't install the exact version of SQL*Whatever into precisely the right directory, but make sure you install it before SQL*Thingy otherwise it won't work properly.", to which my response is usually "We paid you money for this sh*t?"
As you can see I'm not too fond of Oracle.
If it's the server side, accidently push the server onto the floor and kick it, screaming "work you useless peice of sh*t, work!!!"
Then prop it back up and select exactly the right disk from the 57 disks they have sent you.
Ahhh, I don't know about you but I feel better.
SD
Well, at least you'll have a good day! So 50% ain't bad... in fact it's a pass mark, so anything you do manage to get done today is like extra credit!
SD
Chris?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
and start assing off
Cool! I always liked the teachers who graded on a curve:)Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Well, at least you'll have a good day! So 50% ain't bad... in fact it's a pass mark, so anything you do manage to get done today is like extra credit!
SD
????Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Chris?
Brief hello from me today 'cos I've got an exam in the morning :eek:
Hello, Pix! Good luck on the exams. Is this the last round?
Thanks Katie :)
Yep this is the round of exams, starting tommorow and ending in June
My kids are out of school June 7th. They can't wait!
yo Pix!! if you ever get too stressed, think of JP naked. Bound to put a smile on your face (hmm, or a look of horror, whichever)
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! everyone has left!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooo
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
4 pints of blood for sale....anyone want it? :(
Not really :rolleyes:
what blood group?
Was that the elusive Parksie I saw????
No.... it wasn't ;)
Are you sure?????????:confused:
Final answer?
Sorry I haven't been around as much lately...yesterday was our performance of the Messiah at school, and I was wasted after that because we had a box of wine in the back row and during the solo items we were drinking away :D
Today was my LAST EVER day when we had lessons, and it was the leaver's barbeque and then it was the dance showcase which I've just got back from...so I thought I'd say hi briefly.
Congrats on that Parksie! My kids have a performance with the band this evening so I'm leaving at 3:00 today and then Erin gets her scholarship presented to her by the governor tomorrow so I have to leave at noon......too bad, I really wanted to work too:rolleyes:
Hi, we missed you. The site was definatly a lot quieter (and cleaner) without you :D
SD