The cure for armpit syphillis is super glue and fire ants.
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The cure for armpit syphillis is super glue and fire ants.
The fire ants have melted the glue and the armpits are itching.
I am qwelling with Batman fantasies.
:cool:
Batman has ignited the rodents in my duvet :(
The cape and the chest mucsles inlaid in the suit haunt my wking dreams and fry my gizzards.
My gizzard speaking German to Irish tourists.
gerbils and gizzards and duvets make great stew!
I have the sudden urge to cover my television in olive oil.
Robert looked up to the falling pink meteorite and thought "That Michaelangelo has done a piss poor job here" and trotted off to a bright future of window leeching.
Do you like my new tongue? It's a genuine Winston Churchill 1927 replica.
The malleable donkeys are reaching epidemic proportions. :mad:
Nothing of any importance takes place when the whirlers are angry.
My kidneys sing in mellifluent tones. :)
I've had the green dingos surgically removed from my desk :(
The weekend wigwam has been removed. Sorry about your toadstools.
I'm blattered to the tune of the bush trucker's goolie.
Cheese...smells so good...on a burnt...piece or lamb!
It's a little late for the baguettes to trample the ham and salad.
My self-inflicted chunket of ham is on the moose's tail :(
Someone's poared industrial strength bile on my lunchen :mad:
A squirrel just painted my bottom orange. :cool:
The flurry of snowpeas tickles my nose!
Eartha Kitt was finally brought to justice by a rogue salad.
Juggling handcream can get very slippery if you remove the tops first....a word to the wise is sufficient!
An insane Guinea pig has just blown up my favourite trousers :(
The better to bonk you with my dear!
I'm bonking the electric trouser press :cool:
Borking may be fashionable but Bonking is still King!
George was quite happily fondaling the Melons when all of a sudden their owner woke up and gave him a slap.
The lemmings gyrated wildly at the mango tree.
With a crack the dawn burst upon the scene and spoiled our stargazing :(
Smear one large Geordie with vinegar and release into the wild.
The marbles are rattling again....shake your head slowly!
I wear all my elephants at the same time.
My garage has been overrun by apricots
There's been a snail incident on the minking grill again :(
If it weren't for the doughnuts the crows would splurge
Surprisingly, the Chair was finally located in Wolverhampton.
Fourteen Madonnas are better than three Madonnas.
Mondays are the eggplant in my porridge :(
Never trust Hedgehogs with porridge.
Hedgehogs make lovely back scratchers!
The apples are singing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts". Maybe we should send for the saucers.
My left ventricle has a brillo complex :(
My left ear tickles when I'm happy!:cool:
last night i dreamt that Desmond Lynham was giving a toaster a blowjob :mad:
I find toasters strangely erotic......must be the coils.
coils tend to electricute my nasal fluff when i try to lick them :o
Pack the coils in candyfloss to avoid repercussions
Sharron Stone's just eaten my Lawnmower :(
My chincilla is chilly....turn over the beagles!
My teeth have embarked on an expedition to the South Pole.
South of the pole is my favorite region!
The Balkan Regions become volatile when fried in non-stick frying pans from Venus
Platypus banjo anyone?
God gets stoned, and creates a platypus, thereby disbalancing the fragile state of frog commerce in my back yard.
My head is spinning like an albino herbivore!:(
I've splasked the clups of solid blingo :D
I have claspsed the hand of an arrogant iguana!
This way to the snuffing crowl...