You people are disgusting!!! I'm taking my mop to a nice respectable bar, uptown.
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You people are disgusting!!! I'm taking my mop to a nice respectable bar, uptown.
I would give the end a good shaking first. Its a bit gooey.
Its Bodwads fault. He couldnt help mimself.
your the one with it on your hand mate not me!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oh one minute this place is a dump i think we should all join Gingernut he would be nothing without us!!!
And a bit smaller wouldn't he VB??? :D :D :D
That is true.
This place stinks. I spent a fortune on the decor and now it looks like a bloody farmyard.
I think I had better bring th econtractors in to fit it out again.
GN was doing some to a goat earlier on today I had to stop it before it got out of control:p
Sorry but did you say Gingernut and a goat were redecorating the place but you stopped them or did you say that you where doing the goat???? :D :D :D
I had to do the goat, you weren't in the mood. You told me you had a headache.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
GN was doing some to a goat earlier on today I had to stop it before it got out of control:p
.Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to......
ORGASMATRON
This is not a club. This is the club for the twenty first century.
To the left you will see our Jacuzi Chamber of love.
Take the partner or partners of your choice for a little bubble and squeal.
To the right our Casino awaits and in the centre we have our animal zone.
Beyond the animal zone you will find our 2000 seat stage area.
Tonight we are proud to present the recently reformed Jimi Hendrix Experience. Next week, the Beatles and the week after that Elvis in person.
Take a seat in any of our pleasure zones and allow our ladies to take your order.
All meals and drinks will be served with haste and while you wait why not have allow yourself the luxery of a neck massage.
Once again as your host I would like to welcome you to
ORGASMATRON
That was after you told me you did the whole of the UN security council:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I had to do the goat, you weren't in the mood. You told me you had a headache.
I lied, I was just trying to make you jealous.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
That was after you told me you did the whole of the UN security council:p
What's to say you're lying now:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I lied, I was just trying to make you jealous.
Because I'll never lie to you again.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
What's to say you're lying now:p
I LOVE YOU!!!
*Hugs NW*
Get a room or goto the chamber of love!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
in the meantime i am getting a drink and a neck massage :D :D :D :D :D
URGH THATS NOT A WOMAN THATS ONE OF THE NUNS!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad runs around screaming
I don't think Bonker would be too happy if he found out about us:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Because I'll never lie to you again.
I LOVE YOU!!!
*Hugs NW*
I wont even ask whos nickname is Bonker :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Mine's a Guinness NW ... thank you :)
Hey NW.
How long have you and Gingernut been fudge tunneling eachother.
If you want to do that kind of thing then please take it into the chamber of love or the jacuzzi.
This is a high class establishment you know.
*cough* Course it is *cough*Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
This is a high class establishment you know.
Something stuck in your throat?
Let the ladies massage your worries away. Here, have a drink sir. Ginger people are always welcome in this establishment.
I think I should introduce you to our hostesses. This is Gloria, Mary and Josie. They all used to live in a canvent but where kicked out when the Mother Superior discovered something.
Have Fun.
I would like to make it clear that I am not married to anyone in this establishment.
Does Josie like big boys?
I think Josie is a big boy.
Bodwad Promply Sits Down They Aint Getting Anywhere near me i am putting a piece of wood in the way!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hmmm so why if it is so posh, then do you let us in, we did reck the other place after all :D :D :D :D :D
GINGERNUT STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU STOP TRYIN|G TO GET BEHIND ME!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:D :D :D
If you dont put your wood away sharpish you may be in trouble.
The monkey seems to be edging closer to you.
It's alright, I'm not into doggies. I only want NW :pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
GINGERNUT STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU STOP TRYIN|G TO GET BEHIND ME!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hes dead though. Cant you remember?
I tortured him and you got carried away with it all and cut his head off.
Oh my God.
Dont tell me you keep his head at home for dubious reasons?
:eek:
*releases hungry bear into pub*
Didnt they used to tease and Bait bears with dogs in the olden days.
Sorry bear. You are not allowed in here without a tie.
VB runs like hell.
got any meths?
No, the nuns keep drinking itQuote:
Originally posted by punkpie_uk
got any meths?
What about aftershave?
Nope, VB drinks thatQuote:
Originally posted by punkpie_uk
What about aftershave?
MMMMMMmmmmmm Old spice with a dash of Denim.
A quality drink.
Gingernut drinks his own urine, and anyone elses.
He believes it will make him verile.
:)
Ah, I see. Cooking Sherry?
Yoy might cook with it but I can asure you that the chefs in this establishmnet only use the finest ingredients.
They milk the monkey in the kitchen.
:)
Great! There's a pub like that in Durham called the Angel... i mean Urine Drinking that is.
Cool....I'm just up the road from you.
We must drink the same urine.:)
* BodwadUK goes mad and attacks the bear causeing chaos and confusion!!!!
*The bear trips on Gingernut who is drinking urine of the floor and lands on VB
SPLAT
The Monkey runs from the kitchen and shoves the piece of wood up the bears bum!!!!!!
AN ANGRY BEAR ISNT A PRETTY SIGHT PEOPLE RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
I cant run.
Gingernuts sitting on me and he's spilt urine all over the place.
I just came inn and saw what was going on, so I run out again and closed the door, so now there is no way for you guys to run...heheheehehehee:D
/throws a molotov cocktail through the window