kalimazoo is not my middle name :mad:
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kalimazoo is not my middle name :mad:
Do you make waffles by the bagpipes?
Only when the wigwams are wrapped in tartan kilts!
There's a golb-ploter in my magnetic undergarment :cool:
Fido The dog, was more inteligent than other dogs, he got Lassie to lick his balls for him :cool:
Mick Jagger's eating salt in my garage :mad:
I thought I'd spotted Uncle Bug-Eyes, but it was just a barnacle wearing a kipper tie.
I thought I'd save the whale-farm, instead I crashed the lobster.
Champion the Wonder Horse has been pickling my man-boobs. :mad:
Gimpy Sam made me chamfer the swans.
:)
"You're just making this up, aren't you", said Robert to the pantomime horse.
The turnip suddenly got cross and left the elevator.
You've got a Cesar Romero complex
:(
"Well, here goes nothing", murmured Robert while he smiled gingerly at the blue passing mongoose and then took a bite from his alligator sandwich with considerable disdain and kerry ketchup
Tim looked into the purple eye of wrath. "I've seen scarier chair legs", he muttered as he moved to the next exhibit.
The traffic sign did say Please Do Not Disturb The Fluorescent Cauliflower, you know :rolleyes:
"Wow" exclaimed the startled Tim. The golden chair was worth the entrance fee itself. It confused and dazzled him, being created by the most warped minds in the universe. A little white card underneath it said "Strange but ...".
My elbow has eloped with my kneecap.....now what do I do about dinner?
Driving to Phoenix? Pass the boiled mutton.
People crackers make for bad movies!
Soylent green...now that's my kind of people ;)
CHuckie baby's finest role to date..........bring on the Apes!!!
I ate lunch off the belly of a mule
I breakfasted on the patio while watching to sunrise..........with twenty mules as my companions!
I rode a parachute to Mickey Rourke's house
Barflies get in my eyes and make me depressed but FX usually jar me out of it.
This is a clear cut case of the hokey pokey herpes
:(
I've always been disease free! Send in the monkeys and alert the media.
There's never a hot dog tree around when you need it.
plant a little smokie.......then it's a cocktail weenie.....then viola.....a smorgasbord of sausage!
Dead cats can't play the harp
when the clouds roll in they look just like jelly bean soup!:cool:
woops! there go my pantaloons, up the chimney and at full volume! the Aswadi media will have a field day! :eek:
My train of thought has been derailed and now even my whistle won't blow!:(
septic mouse mats are on the increase, beware crunchy stools!
Robert thoughtfully watched red fighter jets eat an elephant and wondered what happened to good old fashioned dwarf tossing.
Tim tossed the small martian down the chute. 1, 2, 3...splat. Must keep feeding those tomatoes he thought as he ambled off for his manicure.
it's a case of matter over mind, If you hit the mind hard enough, nothing else will matter.
"Should I feel watched now ?" pondered Robert as he scanned past the flasks with fish eyes.
You're never quite sure about the inequities between a pot belly and lassa fever.
I inlaid my cinnamon bun with mother-of-Earl. :cool:
catch the smurf before she sneezes...
*parp*
too late. Brown'll be in next season.
Bonker has run off with the table :( Quick, lets hide the chair!
Gibbon torque is inversely proportional to the frying power of 20 violent nuns.
The sight of the congealing dandelions both excited and frightened her.
Hot legs and chili beans are mandatory when operating a space truncheon.
The final frontier is paved with stones of alcohol.
I solemnly declare that my mandrills have relocated to the fridge.
With sunshine in hand I go to seek the elusive guttersnipe
"Golden dust on my brain implant... To valuble" (c)
It would take a pair of camel panties to read my sash
:mad:
I've just completed my unseen toolbar with retractable telephone. :cool:
How to dig a better clamshell, groovy tweezers lady!
As the sun began to erupt he suddenly remember to release the shift key.
I am talking through my kidney.
:)
Don't evaporate my tweezers :mad:
My head is buzzing with the sound of twine :cool:
Can you do that with a clam chowder pie?
:confused:
With the help of a midget and three balloons anything is possible!
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Chock full of rhubarb goodness
jello soup with marshmallows and jellybeans has been found to cure meglomania.