I'll soon be finished pustulating.
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I'll soon be finished pustulating.
To pay for the dairy I employed my carbons.
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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
There’s a Scandinavian plumber and a midget eating chalk in my dishwasher :mad:
My aunt has Welsh velcro-stigmata in the San Pedro area.
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Be sure to swivle the girdle.
Only The Golden Chair gives me that bluey kind of whiteness I like.
It's not clean, but it is squeaky.
My hyperactive hare is on the psychiatrist's couch once again. Better send in the artichokes.
Make that hare stop lapping at the yeast extract. :mad:
Please turn the hedge one row to the left. Thank you.
I am tumburisizing in the electric moth, kittens.
Mallowing in a gassy marsh.
And upon this world wll be born an Arnie, and though we will laugh at his accent and his woodeness, we shalt not laugh at his comedy even that he be pregnant. For he is the Terminator.
Whereupon Jeremy toppled into the vat of minty candy floss.
- Spanner
- Mashed Potato
- Lionel Richie
Never pet your dog when it is on fire.
May you always have stables of horses to service your needs
Salmon me up a big Mr Wenky please Gertha.
Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back
No, that's not what you're supposed to dip in the sherbert.
You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.
I recently reached a G-Force of 5.8 whilst squelching.
Convexion sees between your eyes. Herds of gazelle concave at your feet...
Bluffekin, marmer sarftee.
I skiftusp my enemies with aplomb and quenf. Darmnelled is he what vegglops asunder Terry's Chocolate Herring.
Lets play blister, lets play wisk yeah yeah yeah yeah.
No difference has yet been found between an episode of "Home and Away" and an equal period of unpleasant and invasive dental surgery. Research continues.
All in pinstripes and a big hairy apple.
I on the other hand said "With the size of that hamster, you could get it stuck"
In the afternoon it will be cloudy with a slight chance of Confucius and gerbils.
Be sure to put on your visa bill when you go flyfishing.
Fennels come in a range of flavours, Monk is generally the women's favourite, men prefer Tarmac.
Obviously Chrome is not an option.
Buck Rogered :mad:
/storms off ...
Rogering is a pass time that is seldom a happy prospect for the hamster but is enjoyed by the sheep.
- Flumber in.
- Flumber out.
She preferred to flumber in the nude in spite of the outrage of the dust mites!
dried haddock trees ???
You're doing it again, you .. you ... SPRINKLER !!!
:mad:
/growls ...
Being proud of her SPRINKLER heritage, she brushed off her flugelhorn and began to play!
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
Seeing the workload for the week burying her desk she hired a goat.
Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
Removal of your undergarments is permitted only when turtles fall in place of rain.
Madame, your implement is admonishing me!