*NW tries to wash the brown stuff off with no success*
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*NW tries to wash the brown stuff off with no success*
Seems your head has been removed yo must be able top fit it in a washing machine :D :D :D
What do you expect being made out of rubber?Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Seems your head has been removed yo must be able top fit it in a washing machine :D :D :D
Lets burn it cause then it will stink more than my gas!!!!! :D :D :D
Whos for killing VB next???? He is getting off lightly recently :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:D :D :D :D :D
RUBBER!!!!!!
As in your bones are rubber..............
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Me = Dog + (Dog Toy = Rubber) = Kill Rubber Bones!!!!!!!
*BodwadUK lunges for NW's leg and clamps on with his teeth *ripping bits of his leg of and dropping then on the floor
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARSE
*Bodwad is highly offended by Gingernut staring at his arse and decides to attack Gingernut instead!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Don't say things like ARSE in the pub...small kids can hear you....
And small dogs
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *RIP* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
...and small pupits...:D
No puppets are deaf!!!!
I thought everyone knew that!!!!
YOU FOOL!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Originally posted by BodwadUK
No puppets are deaf!!!!
I thought everyone knew that!!!!
YOU FOOL!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Yes that is true...that is why I'm using the forum...
:D
FOOD FIGHT:D
Food?
I didn't know there was any.
oh look, there's some on the table over there.
*Picks up a plate of chips and throws them at Nightwalker*
Woohoo, gotcha :D
*NW picks up the keg of beer and throws it at VB*
Bodwad Pisses in a Keg of beer and then throws it at NW!!!!:D :D :D
*Licks all the beer off NW*
mmmm...free beer
with a tint of sour piss :eek: :eek: :eek:
Makes you ask where VB lives:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
with a tint of sour piss :eek: :eek: :eek:
Its the brown on his shoes that gives it away!!!!!
:D :D :D :D
I think it's time we cleaned up this s**t hole.
Bodwad, you clear the tables, NW, you can mop the floor. VB you do the toilets, and I'll just sit here and supervise.
Big red and furry that makes you an ideal mop!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Ah, maybe, but I can't be a mop and supervise at the same time. :DQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Big red and furry that makes you an ideal mop!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Ok i am now supervisor thank you and you are the mop, oh and put the toilets at the top of your list there is Vb's piss everywhere!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
How can you supervise vb cleaning the toilets when your sitting in the front bar and the toilets are at the back of the pub:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I think it's time we cleaned up this s**t hole.
Bodwad, you clear the tables, NW, you can mop the floor. VB you do the toilets, and I'll just sit here and supervise.
I would like to clean the toilets but theres a funny man in there. I think his name is Mr Kelly. He's got something to do with Stars in there japs eyes or chocolate starfish in there holes or something along those lines.
I am not going in there on my own. Someone has to hold my hand.
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well dont worry you will have to hold Gingernuts shaft when your mopping the floor so you might as well grab it now and use him as moral support!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D
Small mop.
I thought Ginger people had big willies.:)
Keep holding it and give it time
LOL :D :D :D :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....don't do that...disgusting...please...keep this pup clean...I don't want to clean up after you have been holding it too long...
UUUURRRRGGGHhhhh...
Gingernuts mop end has just come off in my hand. I'm now all covered in gooh.
I had better grasp his butt end nice and hard and try to force it but this piece of wood is a bit hard for me to handle.
I'll let the monkey have a go.:confused:
Hmmm lets not tidy up cause i can see it getting much more messy and painful for certain members (Gingernut). In the mean time ask the green dude in the corner with the nuns who he thinks he is chatting our ladies up like that!!!!! Just because he has 10 eyes and 5 gobs dosnt mean he can have our nuns!!!!
Thinking about it i think we should warn him before 5 other bits of his anatomy are removed and used to stir the nuns coffee!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Didn't I buy those nuns....are they with the green guy now...can I sue him for that..????
Give it time and he will find out their not women, then you can have them back!!!!! (Plus an extra five 'Gadgets') :D :D :D :D
Who's the green guy.
This is a racist supreicist pub.
There are no green skinned people allowed in here.
Only rabbits, monks, homaphradite nuns, little red and ginger monsters, dogs, monkeys, midgets, stuffed toys and other more select individuals.
Please leave.
The green monster eats VB and VB can be seen through it jelly like body as he struggles to get out!!!!!
The green thing lets go a bit of gas and OH MY GOD, I never want to be near a group of hyenas that have just eaten VB!!! There would be even more gas and URGHHHHHH I THINK I AM DYING!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
But alas....jelly is VB's favourite food. With relish and gusto he devours the green beastie from inside out.
Yum yum.
I fancy a bit of rabbit......or maybe deep fried dogs testies.
You lot mind you own business.
I'm just gonna love myself in the corner. Wheres gingernuts mop gone?
Dont know but i could guess by the way Gingernut is hidinh in the corner!!!!
Do you recon your poo will be like the jello you get on pork pies??? Now you have eaten the green jelly think???? :D :D :D :D :D
My pooh is like Thunder and my Wizz is Napalm.
By day I am a mild mannered monk but by night I am.....................................................PantPooh boy.
Faster than a rectal prolapse, messier than a Sumo Wrestlers Skiddy pants and smellier than Gingernuts breath.