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TWISTED:
While in Moscow for a concert, pianist Arthur Rubenstein carefully searched his hotel room for electronic bugs.
He found some wires under the carpet and cut them with a scissors.
The following day he learned from a chambermaid that a funny thing had happened the night before, a chandelier had fallen down in the room below his.
Then what's Anne Robinson still doing around...you should have burned her years ago!
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that The Centre For UFO Studies (CUFOS) has issued a report suggesting sleeping on your stomach is the most effective thing you can do to avoid aliens?
Tune in for more jokes/did you knows?/twisted's tomorrow.
That's all folks:)
I look forward to it!:)
I get to go home now.....my sentence has finally ended.....good night!
Night Katie!
And good morning to all the Brits!
ummmm the VB-W clock is 2 Hours slow!!! :rolleyes:
NewsFlash
Two Teenagers were arrestted earlier this evening, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating a fire cracker, one was charged and the other was let off.
Now think for a minute, and read it again, yep I know you dont get it, go on read it! still havnt got it? DUH!!!
Im off to, Night Katie, Mike and all!!!!
Hello World!:)
It's Friday and it's scorching! Yeeeaaah!
SD
:) HI SD! :D
Any plans for the Weekend Ked's?
SD
Good morning one and all! It's a beautiful, warm, lovely Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you?
Afternoon all!
Hi katie and simone
weekend scheme set:
Friday: read for the exam
Saturday: read for the exam
Sunday: read for the exam
Monday: exam
wait a minute, it's java, well i have to change it :D
It just so happens that it's Desert Tortoise Days tomorrow as well as Cinco de Mayo! My kids will be in the parade down the boulevard and I will be sitting in the park in the beer garden! With any luck by the time the day is over I'll be seeing little tortoises in sombreros and we'll stagger home and fall in the pool.....being careful not to drown of course:D
Howdy folks.
Good look with the exam, even if it is just Java ;)
Katie, I'm confused by this tortoise thing. Do you actually eat the tortoise for dessert? If so, do you have them with lettuce?
Personally I think it's a turtley disgusting idea:)
SD
Hey Kedaman, is that Plancks constant in your title?
I always prefered to use pockles constant myself.
It's basically an ever changing number that can be anything you want. You slip it into equations to make them give the answer you want. I've used it in many an argument before:)
SD
yeah, a tiny constant indeed :p you can call me tiny if you want :D
i had a constant life=42 also and it fits everywhere too
Ah yes, the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Pity the Golgofrinchens had to go and screw up the question:)
SD
you mean our ancestors? ;)
Yip, thats the chappies.
SD
Bugger! Who told you? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Where's chrismitchell gone? Damn Pix has taken him away :rolleyes:
You did. Don't you remember? :D
Nope, the antibiotics are messing me up! Did you pass your test then?
Of course :)
Congratulations! :)
Drinks are on you then? :D
In a few months :D
Tra la la.....lah dee dah dee dah......hum dee dum!!!!!!!!!!:) :p :D ;) :rolleyes:
TGIF! And it's bank holiday on Monday so no school! :D
Lucky you!!!!!!!! It's payday....that's good news. The bad news is they expect me to *cough*work*cough* to earn it and I have a lot to do today so I can't chat much.
It's way too hot to be working here. I might nip out early and find a nice beer garden to spend the afternoon in.
SD
This is our weather forecast for the next 5 days
FRIDAY 20°
SATURDAY 15°
SUNDAY 16°
MONDAY 23°
TUESDAY 25°
Not that I'm complaining too much, but the weather dips over the weekend and then shoots back up in time for the working week. This seems awfully unfair:( We should be able to move the weekend to suit the weather if you ask me - which you didn't.
SD
We might actaully have nice weather this bank holiday weekend i.e. temperatures above freezing and little rain. If it happens I'll be amazed and very happy :)
WaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yawn*
Wake up it's friday
hi pix! i thought you were lost
Nah, I refuse to get lost
Nope, you pretend you aint lost, thats what you women do :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nah, I refuse to get lost
thats clever :) how's things?
Cheeky sod Simon! I always know where I am
I think "They" are you? - "In some place they cant find me" :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Cheeky sod Simon! I always know where I am
Anyways, how are you? how are you all?
Nah...you just think you do :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Cheeky sod Simon! I always know where I am
That's how things are turning into soon, you'll never know where you are until you find out. But it's too late by then
things might go Ping!
Ping!
and then next it's going to be OOOOOOOOOOOIGH!
I know where I am. They don't. There, that's that cleared up
Tough luck parksie I'm not calling you a cheeky sod, so you can take that smirk off your face :p
Anyway, I'm feeling a bit better today. Back to college on Tuesday then
Stop playing with Kedaman!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Ping!
Ping Ping Ping! :D:D
theres no way you can get off that parksies face
hey simone keep your hands to yourselfQuote:
Originally posted by chenko
Ping Ping Ping! :D:D
Simone on Fridays as well as Saturdays? Those heels must kill :p
:eek: opps didnt think that was you!Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
hey simone keep your hands to yourself
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Simone on Fridays as well as Saturdays? Those heels must kill :p
Well it's too dark to see, btw i didn't say it was me eitherQuote:
Originally posted by chenko
:eek: opps didnt think that was you!
nice work pix :DQuote:
Originally posted by chenko
:confused:
Sweet, he's trying to deny it. Too late Simon, I mean Simone - we know ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
:confused:
hehehehehehe, i found it out by icq
Planck is calling, i mean they found out who i am
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Sweet, he's trying to deny it. Too late Simon, I mean Simone - we know ;)
Quote:
Kedaman Via ICQ
i'm dumb with ws