HaHaHa! You've just begun to marinade in my sparkling gerkins!!!!!!!!!! */me points at the moon*
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HaHaHa! You've just begun to marinade in my sparkling gerkins!!!!!!!!!! */me points at the moon*
My psychic has fled from the manic cougar
"We need a vegemite IV stat", said the mongoose to the crow!
"I make a hortence Belgian stew" - The producers of Waiting To Exhale
My incisors have galloped off the Rome so I don't have to see it!
It seems to me that good shanking is in order.
Entrails of hovis envelope my duck-float :mad:
I'm a floater in the toilet of life.Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Entrails of hovis envelope my duck-float :mad:
:)
duck-floats are nice but I prefer a non-traditional smoothie!
I see a Shylock in my missenmast
:cool:
why would you forget to round up the foghorn fern?
:( I just took a freekick to the talisman! :eek:
my calendar says it's tired of my stew! Isn't that rude?:mad:
Yup, my calendar said I have a sexy bussom. Is that nice,or disturbing?
Nicely disturbing....... with a lovely fruity taste!
I keep a six-pack in my tuffet
:)
a handbag schlop has just eaten my turnip-digging boots :o
I count peatree's on the hammock wave yonder
My ham is not very happy about the isotopes burning but what can I do?
"Raise the drawbridge lads, the scary yellow things are coming"
That would require more turnips than safety allows.
Warning, WIld Pulsating Pickles on the rampage, Lock up all your brussel sprouts.
I have to seem mislaid my book grammar and extended fish hook:(
The chair is in need of a chromatic scale.......quick summon the fugelhorn!
Methinks the mantis has shuntled... :eek:
The mantis has decapitated his mate and is making eyes at the chair :eek:
The chair takes the bait. My that's a jolly flounder pie.
The chair is floundering but the storm is beginning to abate.
My rhubarb is nocturnal. Against the beef I dance.
Dinner is carved out of Madonna's molars.
Make this your final nugget. I weep upon Shakespeare's panties.
:(
Suddenly Robert realised that mandibles were not a good idea.
Finally she realized that the sponge was only interested in her tuna fish :(
The tuna found mace in the garden. A snail eats the badger
Manatees do not make good housepets unless you dress them in a tutu.
My rotund horse-stripper has evolved into a wise eel! :eek:
Even a horse-dentist needs a moterbike.
"If you would like to wrap up the jet engine ? It's a birthday present for my wife ", said Robert half-heartedly and wandered off to see what's happening with the hare and the oak tree.
I just crashed my thrombosis into a lactating bandstand. :(
Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.
A gallon of nails in a pancake world, I always say.
:cool:
"I asked for a purple elephant" said Robert midly and punched the puzzled beanbag chair on the pelvis for good measure.
Then he walked off whistling, knowing that the world made sense again.
Never take a grommet from a polar bear, it'll only make his testicles sing.
If you're ever in a situation like I am........never, ever offer it a hosebag! Live and learn.
I am Amish, but only on Jewish holidays
Ping my Gunties, petal :)
How dare you question the sincerity of my aardvark......he is the best handcart I know and can empty the peddlebin!
Illiterate candies are not to be triffled with
:mad:
Pah Pish Posh Pink Pancakes Powder People, the lot of you :(
I've got a panther in my socks.
;)
If I were lucky I'd never see that pudding again.
Comatose telephones make better umbrellas
my fluffball has deserted me for a pork barrel! when will I learn not to debase the hangliders?
You are made from tender pieces of all white meat camel hair
:rolleyes:
Sugar and spice and white meat camel hair if you don't mind!
A flying buttress in your spinach then! :mad::(
buttresses make fine labcoats
Comely groves of wildabeasts playing the bongos?
wild dingos dance joyously when the pipe is played!
I smoke the pipe of peace, then play Scrabble with my fellow Czechs