The nun lurked menacingly over the horizon.
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The nun lurked menacingly over the horizon.
I've attached a water tank to my left elbow :cool:
Tuba's droomcard went berserk on Fiffel
Paste it under that voluminous penguin.
floomin' chubes, who are they?
Virtually stupid, technically mad, practically useless, but it sure is damn funny
The jury didn’t believe my story about the Sellotape and the Baked Beans :mad:
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I reckon this is the most sensible, deep and meaningful thread that this forum complex has ever hosted.
Plus, who likes my Rolf Harris avatar?
Torba, Hermes and Bliffle shundered down to Hortskent's Beer Keller. Dressed were they in flaxen tabards and ABS shoes, drunk were they upon departure.
when it is all said and done the squid is always the winner.
People with squid fetishes should beware the full moon
Charm me sideways with a spandex kilt. ;)
holy catfish pogoman what's that? A troika of turtle turds? What can it mean?
Quote:
Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo
James Joyce (1944), A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Have you rewigged your fruitbowl lately?
Does it keep the figs from invading the pears privacy?
(Speaking of Tortoise God Om): "There is a limit to the amount of wrath that can be waxed one inch from the ground."
- Lord Terence de Pratchett, "Small Gods"
The President of Gyana just rang asking me to say "Umbol Turammo".
And how big exactly is your responge ability ?
The armadillo is wrathful and full of vengeance and sprouts.
When you really want to have a squiggle you never can.
The lemon tripped the sausage with a small twist of holiday spirit.
The natives are restless today.......unfurl the tongues!
Concrete lamposts never go deaf...nonsense, I beat mine every morning.
compile the java beans into mocha, for all the wood paneling in the world will not stop the torcano
I've been to the butter factory.
I've been to Moshe the Beadle.
Daler been to pluck the purple feathers from the mane of the wild atomic goose.
There's a moose-girl in my ejactulator!
I'm looking for "Fly Fishing" by JRR Tolkien.
Also:
"Windows ME for Dummies"
"Visual Basic for Dunnies" (Im short on lavatory paper!)
"How to Raise an Army of Undead Legions to Terrorise the Realm of Man, for Revolting Peasants"
"Mongoose Breeding, in Easy Steps"
"How to build Medieval Siege Machines and other Engines of War, a Beginners Guide"
"Famous Rakes of the 17th Century, for the Professional"
Are you by any chance Phill McRackup ?
No, Phil McRevice....
The sheep occasionally happened in stereo.
When Mondays happen revolt strenuously!
Phil McCavity
snot green soup served under a napalm tree. Yummy.
We have the newest thing : a pear-to-pear network powered by camel dung
Don't confuse me with all that quacking. :mad:
scrumpitiously delicious oak panels on a bed of watercress. Ah, the crunch of that first bite.
Margaret, he's attacking the printer cartwheel with irrelevant mice again !
There’s a Scandinavian plumber and a midget eating chalk in my dishwasher :mad: