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Aug 8th, 2003, 01:36 AM
BodwadUK

Did you not hear me squel it just seemed to make you more violent :( :( :( :(

And using me in your nun sex games as a bench for you to lean over was uncalled for :eek: :eek: :eek:
Aug 8th, 2003, 04:40 AM
GingerNut

*comes out from under the table*

Wow, that was a long game of hide and seek
Aug 8th, 2003, 04:43 AM
BodwadUK

*Licks Gingernuts face

URGHHHHH MAN YOUR FACE LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR ASS WHICH DID I JUST LICK!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:01 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Licks Gingernuts face

URGHHHHH MAN YOUR FACE LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR ASS WHICH DID I JUST LICK!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You could say the same about your face too doggy. :p
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:30 AM
BodwadUK

Ohhh just sniff my bum!!! I dare you :D :D :D :D
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:34 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Ohhh just sniff my bum!!! I dare you :D :D :D :D

Nah my dog will though. :p
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:56 AM
BodwadUK

Wow Female???? ;) ;) ;)

With my looks this might be my only chance with a 'creature' of the opposite sex.

Although i am still unsure of what VB is??? :D :D :D :D
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:24 AM
venerable bede

Hey you guys.

Why dont you relax, sit down and enjoy a video.

STRAW DOGS ANYONE ??
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:31 AM
BodwadUK

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I AM SCARED!!!!!
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:33 AM
venerable bede

If I cant have Kathy then you will have to do.

Is that a fiver on the floor ???:D
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:36 AM
BodwadUK

HEY HEY HEY YOU COULD UP THE STAKES YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME FOR A FIVER SIX TIMES NOW. A TENNER ON THE FLOOR AND I MIGHT JUST PICK IT UP FOR YOU ;) ;) ;) ;)
Aug 11th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Wow Female???? ;) ;) ;)

Yes female. :D
Aug 12th, 2003, 02:02 AM
BodwadUK

Yeeeehaaaauuuughhhhh :D :D :D
Aug 12th, 2003, 09:57 AM
venerable bede

Hey Bodwad, Is that not a pot of gold on the floor?
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:09 AM
BodwadUK

Bends over to look and wags tail in excitment.

OH BALLS Now look i am bending over and wiggling my ass but oh no its too late :( :( :(

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW

.....:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:50 AM
venerable bede

Looks like Nightwalker got in there pretty quick.

All I wanted to do was to wash those bloody dangleberries off that filthy dog bot of yours.

Next time you have a jobby can you make sure you wipe the winnets off. (Preferably on Nightwalkers bed.....which he shares with Gingernut):)
Aug 13th, 2003, 02:30 AM
BodwadUK

*Wizzes round wiping arse on floor as dogs do

:D :D :D :D
Aug 13th, 2003, 02:41 AM
Nightwalker83

VB,

Ginger kicked me out after we had a disagreement. I was trying to make advances @ Ginger which Ginger didn't like. :p
Aug 13th, 2003, 03:11 AM
BodwadUK

oh come on most people dont mind wips but i think Gingernut didnt like the barbed wire wip you made!!!:p :p :p
Aug 13th, 2003, 03:29 AM
venerable bede

Since Gingernut met Kathy he hasnt had time for anyone else.

Mind you if I had a woman like that I would ignore all of you pervs as well.

;)
Aug 13th, 2003, 03:40 AM
BodwadUK

Ahhh come on she is uglier than me and thats saying something
Aug 13th, 2003, 05:29 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
oh come on most people dont mind wips but i think Gingernut didnt like the barbed wire wip you made!!!:p :p :p

How did you find out about the barbed wire wip? :p
Aug 13th, 2003, 05:41 AM
BodwadUK

I felt it in your pocket earlier ;) ;)

Now seems this is a pub can i have a Cider???? :) :) :)
Aug 13th, 2003, 06:18 AM
venerable bede

Heres your cider. It may taste a bit salty though.;)
Aug 13th, 2003, 06:30 AM
BodwadUK

Uh oh what have you done to it???

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Aug 13th, 2003, 10:27 AM
venerable bede

I needeed to stir the cider but my hands where full - sorry :)
Aug 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM
BodwadUK

*Spits out mouthful of cider all over vb

You trying to fu***** kill me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*Pulls out a carrot and tries to chop vb's head off with it
Aug 14th, 2003, 02:43 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
I felt it in your pocket earlier ;) ;)

Doggy you do know what seual harassment is don't you? :p
Aug 14th, 2003, 03:30 AM
BodwadUK

How many dogs do you know that know that???

it wont stand in court :D :D :D :D
Aug 14th, 2003, 04:09 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Doggy you do know what seual harassment is don't you? :p

Whats seual harassment ??
Aug 14th, 2003, 05:48 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Whats seual harassment ??

OOPS I mean sexual. :p
Aug 14th, 2003, 05:49 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
How many dogs do you know that know that???

it wont stand in court :D :D :D :D

On four paws it will. :rolleyes:
Aug 14th, 2003, 06:05 AM
BodwadUK

I now know why you all like me so much its because I am always down on my hands and knees.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Aug 14th, 2003, 07:48 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
I now know why you all like me so much its because I am always down on my hands and knees.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:eek:
Aug 15th, 2003, 02:02 AM
BodwadUK

Quote:

:eek:

thats my expression at the time as well;)
Aug 15th, 2003, 02:28 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
thats my expression at the time as well;)

:p
Aug 15th, 2003, 02:35 AM
BodwadUK

:D :( :p :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad:

Faces = Thought

1)oh what a nice day
2)Oh god its him
3)Hello Walker
4)No get off me
5) Get off
6) Ouch That hurt
7) God i hate that man
8) he hurts me everytime
Aug 15th, 2003, 03:33 AM
venerable bede

:(
Aug 15th, 2003, 03:50 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
:D :( :p :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad:

Faces = Thought

1)oh what a nice day
2)Oh god its him
3)Hello Walker
4)No get off me
5) Get off
6) Ouch That hurt
7) God i hate that man
8) he hurts me everytime

LOL Doggy I didn't know had that effect on you. :p
Aug 15th, 2003, 03:51 AM
BodwadUK

Utter Fear has many Faces :D :D :D
Aug 15th, 2003, 04:23 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Utter Fear has many Faces :D :D :D

:D
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:49 AM
BodwadUK

Seems that was a conversation killer :D :D :D

Oh well no point crying over it. whos for a game of flaming death where all contestants must jump through a flaming hoop continuously until only one is left. They are the winner :D :D
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:04 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Seems that was a conversation killer :D :D :D

Oh well no point crying over it. whos for a game of flaming death where all contestants must jump through a flaming hoop continuously until only one is left. They are the winner :D :D

Funny about that. :p
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:13 AM
BodwadUK

The dead may walk again soon. Judgement day and all :D :D
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:35 AM
venerable bede

So how long have you guys been hanging out in this Gay BAr ?
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:48 AM
BodwadUK

:eek: :eek: :eek:

We must have walked in the wrong pub!!!!!
Aug 21st, 2003, 07:18 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
So how long have you guys been hanging out in this Gay BAr ?

:o
Aug 21st, 2003, 07:38 AM
venerable bede

WHERES GINGERNUT AND KATHY ????????:D
Aug 21st, 2003, 07:47 AM
BodwadUK

In the back room with a labrador and two of those nuns!!! :eek: :eek:
Aug 21st, 2003, 08:36 AM
Earl of Gonds

Can I be a nun?
Aug 21st, 2003, 08:50 AM
BodwadUK

:eek: :eek:
Aug 24th, 2003, 04:57 PM
seec77

Ill have crap on a stick please!
Aug 24th, 2003, 06:11 PM
Stefan Raab

I've healed the pope tonight :)
Aug 25th, 2003, 08:28 AM
Bazza81

Bartender, may I have a straw, please? A man has been sick outside and all the chunky pieces are gone.
Aug 26th, 2003, 05:32 AM
venerable bede

1 plate of diahoreah comming up !!
Aug 28th, 2003, 08:27 AM
jesus4u

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Oh....by the way, Jesus4U is barred. If any of you see him in here then boot him up the arse.

NO RELIGION IN MY PUB.

I am still here!
Aug 28th, 2003, 08:38 AM
BodwadUK

*Boots Jesus4U up the arse

Sorry just following orders :D :D :D
Aug 28th, 2003, 05:49 PM
Earl of Gonds

Beware the sensual granny climbing into your kitchen :mad:
Aug 29th, 2003, 02:06 AM
BodwadUK

Do you live in a loony bin or was that just a nasty rumour??? :D :D :D :D
Aug 31st, 2003, 05:28 AM
Nightwalker83

NO RUNNING IN THE PUB. :mad:

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