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Then Everyone wakes up because I QUOTE from my previous post!!!!!
[SIZE = 6]*Bodwad Eats The Crocodile ...[/SIZE]
After eating the croc and getting high on the drugs in its blood (How do you think it got here) Bodwad dresses as a Nun in drag and chases VB and Nightwalker Down the celler while wielding a part of the crocodiles anatomy!!!! Wink Wink
:D :D :D :D :D
*NW throws a big leg of ham out for the doggy*
Fetch:p
Heel boy heel.
The monkey grabs Bodwad and attaches a saddle and bridle.
The monket then mounts the dog and rides him around the pub occasionally sticking his monkey finger up the dogs bot for a good sniff.
VB and NW encourage the monkey.
VB is very happy.
:)
BODWAD ISNT!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Bodwad bucks the monkey off onto VB's head where upon its small tender area falls into vbs gob while vb sucks a lemon. Urrghhh thats a nasty deposit Straight in his gob mr monkey!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
you seem to turn the monkey on VB
:D :D :D :D
Hey vb *** did you do to my Nut??? :mad: :eek:
I cloned you but I made the mistake of leaving a cumberland sausage in the machine with you.
it looks like a frisbee
I stood on the end.
Sorry:eek:
Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Yes, you where banned from this pub because you abandoned us for such a long time...Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Did I miss anything while I was gone?
:p
Didn't I say you where banned...I go to sleep now, but when I wake up tomorrow, I want you out of here...Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
:p
...if you don't wnat to bribe me then...Good Night...
Sweet Dreams:pQuote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Didn't I say you where banned...I go to sleep now, but when I wake up tomorrow, I want you out of here...
...if you don't wnat to bribe me then...Good Night...
Hey I said go away...."zip it"..."www.zipit.co.uk"..."zip you mouth"..."zip zip zip"...:)
My mouth is too big too fit on a 120mb zip disk:p
So you really didn't want to move from this thread, did you....OK...I'm up for a trial. Who wants to be Nightwalker83 defender. I want to be prosecutor (is that what it is called, the man that is going to kick Nightwalker83 ass...). Who wants to be the Judge...ant the rest can be a jury......come on people...we need this case...
BTW...pass me a scotch...
Yeah, vb's big droopy sausageQuote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Yeah, vb's big droopy sausage
What to you want to be in this big case agains Nightwalker83?????????
I'll be the executioner :D
That is nice...we need that too because I'm bad mother fuc_ker in court....:D
Me is judge but i am not taking any bribes!!!! (Especially not up the rear Gingernut!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: )
:D :D :D
I can do without that picture:)Quote:
Yeah, vb's big droopy sausage
I have already dealt with the lawyers:pQuote:
So you really didn't want to move from this thread, did you....OK...I'm up for a trial. Who wants to be Nightwalker83 defender. I want to be prosecutor (is that what it is called, the man that is going to kick Nightwalker83 ass...). Who wants to be the Judge...ant the rest can be a jury......come on people...we need this case...
BTW...pass me a scotch
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna have to change the locks in this place. Everytime I come in in the morning, you lot are here.
So NW.....your up for trial.
The Naked Nuns have all volounteered to be the jury.
If Gingernut is the executioner then can I be the torturer. The Nuns have taught me so much and I think I should try and put some of what I have learned to good use.
Now what did I do with that Banana and Monkey.
ORDER ORDER!!!!!!!!!!
I feel that VB should torture NW for half an hour before we procede, you must do it in public. I am intrigued what you are going to do with a bannana and a monkey :D :D :D :D
VB impales NW to the floor of the pub face down.
An Insert operation is performed with the Banana.
The monkey........having been starved for a week is released from his cage and hungrily dives on NW's chocolate starfish which now resembles a squashed orange.
The monkey "Gerald" devours NW's lower intestinal track.
The accused is now ready for further interigati...questioning your honour.
First I want venerable bede too put on some more clothes before we move on...
BodwadUKWhen ca I start my prosedure????
Consider it done.
I am now fully robed.
Could you please remove your banana from up my rear end thank you:)Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
VB impales NW to the floor of the pub face down.
An Insert operation is performed with the Banana.
The monkey........having been starved for a week is released from his cage and hungrily dives on NW's chocolate starfish which now resembles a squashed orange.
The monkey "Gerald" devours NW's lower intestinal track.
The accused is now ready for further interigati...questioning your honour.
Very Well Procede!!!
Oh and NW could you please stand up straight stop slouching you look like a male prostitute after a good night on the town!!!! :D :D :D :D
VB was enjoying it though:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Very Well Procede!!!
Oh and NW could you please stand up straight stop slouching you look like a male prostitute after a good night on the town!!!! :D :D :D :D
Behave yourself NW and listen to the wise judge otherwise the pineapple comes out.
Continue your honour........Sorry for the prisoners interuption.
*Puts on a black robe and starts chanting*
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
CHOP EM OFF!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Excuse me your honour.
The executuiner is getting impatient.
Maybe we should forget about the trial and go straight to the execution??
Don't I get to have my say first:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Excuse me your honour.
The executuiner is getting impatient.
Maybe we should forget about the trial and go straight to the execution??
Sorry again your honour.
I think and Insert operation is required with the pineapple.
Gerald is looking hungry again.
NO!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Don't I get to have my say first:p
CHOP EM OFF!!!
Where the hell has the judge gone??
The naked nun jury are starting to lose it.
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
Maybe we should take matters into our own hands.
Just as long as you wash them after :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Maybe we should take matters into our own hands.
I'll chop off his fingers.
You chop of his dangler.
I said "Chop off his dangler
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