Hehehe....no such luck!
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Hehehe....no such luck!
Hehe...looks like Ian has a violent past like me :p
Katie, it's cockney rhyming slang, commonly used int he east end of london
Ok then try this on for size
I was sitting in my farther ted(bed) with my captain hook(book) when all of a suden the dog and bone(phone) went off. so I went down the apple and pairs(stairs) and a garden gate(mate) asked if i wanted a couple of britney spears(beers) with some of my china plates(mates). so I got in my Jam Jar(car) and went off down the frog and toad(road) to get to the nuclear-sub.(pub)
there must have been a grands(1000) worth of billies(billie bunter - punter's) in there, all schindler's list(pissed), but after a mo i found my garden gate's. So we all had lots of gold watch(scotch) and got thourghly Elephant trunk(drunk). So I thought to myself that I need to bobby more(score) and went up to a ocean Pearl(girl) who had a right pair of gorgie bests(breasts), slipped her a nifty(£50) only to find that her old pot and pan(husband) was there. he completly kate mossed it(lossed it) and landed a isle of white(right) on my suppose so(nose). there was claret(blood) every where and the old bill(police) came in and i and him spent the night in the flowery dell (cells)
easy when you know how ;)
Ian
so you dont call your driving Violent?
Not violent driving but my clutch control needs a little work...spun my wheels doing a hill start @ the traffic lights today!
Very clever Ian....I did get the intent of it though!
well i dont drive (legally) and my inm good on the gears...just get to 5th gear and im away... until the ditch hehe
~Simon
i was playing star craft during the super bowl. cause i hate foot ball, i hate watching sports i think its boring. and i had the game on and i bet this guy $500 that the ravins would win. then the guy wouldnt pay me. :( then i beat him in the game really bad. and he still wouldnt pay. then i did that ping thing so his internal speaker would beep and then he went off-line and hasnt been on since.
yes you did :D
the scary thing is that I made that up right there and then. it scares me when my brain does things like that :confused:
Dual-carriageway == stay in 3rd until 55mph & about 8000 revs....then block change to 5th.
Much better acceleration...not so sure about the engine noise:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... :D
Must be the sherry, huh???
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
what do u mean they dont pause??? when i play soccer in school we pause all the time, mostly cuase they say i did some penalty. and arure and sometimes get into fights. by the time they finish sometimes lunch is over. this is my best sport.
I hate
theres no point in AMERICAN football, plays stop every 5 seconds boring:rolleyes:Quote:
Football - an American
Does anyone have an IRC server up 2nite?
Parksie: You should take the nearest turn for the closest rally curcuit and show off your skills... of crashing... :D hehe
battle bots (not really a sport but its cool), karte, soccer, and raceing on bikes. those r the best sports and the ones im best at and i can beat alot of ppl in.
My driving instructor might not be too pleased if I did that ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
y r all of u from the uk? i know alot of americans who come here, but they dont talk here. i think we need an american to explane the super bowl to us.
car's are not that good a point with me at the moment. I've only had it 9 month's and i've already done 17000 miles in it :(
im the only kid in my school who didnt watch the super bowl.