I've just tipped a whole tub of Dr Wong's Love Medicine on my garlic sausage :cool:
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I've just tipped a whole tub of Dr Wong's Love Medicine on my garlic sausage :cool:
It was disturbing to find a tuber shaped exactly like Gary Glitter.*
*Member of the Pre-School Learning Alliance.
Sit in the other coffee please, my arthritis has plowed the Imperial chair.
My ears have been transfered to the gobbler department.
what's that you say ? yes it is perfectly normal to have a purple badger pretuding out of my trousers. :mad:
I put the wrong buttocks on this morning.
To be invisible is sublime. To be sublime requires many cows.
As the pink martian shoes skipped across the ruined stage Tim reflected upon happier times. He realised that perhaps it was for the best that madame Tenticle and her troupe had left town suddenly.
Little Billy had often wondered why Mummy had a strange obsession with Cucumbers.
Beauty is a large bathing beanbag on the shores of a purple toolbox.
Wanted: bloated squid for fun and good lovin'.
Have the bunnies caused the resurrection of the chair?
The tongue missed the chair until it was retrieved from the depths by a passing fairy. :)
There's nothing a little magic dust and attitude can't handle today!
Wait while I fetch the carbs.
Drivel!
On reflection, it probably wasn't a very wise idea to attack a passing train with a green thee spoon when you're in a class full of leering stool samples :(
If your chair is in danger of falling off the page polish it vigorously with a purple porcupine. This also works well with end tables.
Purple sea monkeys turn my rhubarb pies on :cool:
There is butter in the butter waggon, ooch!
Flying elements and stagnant minerals are all the rage!
Those footprints were left by a retractable barber.
flatuance is a drink best served warm :cool:
Now look here ! My carrot is not a thief ! It was that bloody barbeque set gang again. :mad:
Today is "Flonk" day:
Special hosepipes are needed for the new panty-experiment.
Don't put your flonks in my bag of radioactive pastries.
inie mimi twinie po... ive got a salami in my corcus, just the horses
Wile E. Coyote wearing a morning suit and a bolero jacket.
The zebra stains are jealous of your fried floppy ham.
when pondering over whever it makes sense or not, holding a match and a stick of dynamite is not advised.
4 carp are better than a jellied boat, for noone of tsuaim
:eek: Gammon bustler sighted at 27 O'Clock.
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
when pondering over whever it makes sense or not, holding a match and a stick of dynamite is not advised.
That's funny considering this whole thread makes no sense. :D
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
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That's funny considering this whole thread makes no sense. :D
this gay man, a squirrel head, with leech stuck to bottled giraffes
my ears are full of tapioca:(
There are raindrops in my telephone!
I'm on a migrational diet of satsumas and turpentine.
I'm wearing a large vibrating goat :cool:
My ewe is vibrating too but I never thought of wearing it!:cool:
You don't want to mess with a militant peppercorn. :eek:
I love the feel of juniper berries in my nostrils, don't you?:cool:
Time to be by-passed by a merry fondue.
Boiled esculator makes an ideal breakfast treat.
Chocolate flirtations causes rapid air diminution.
Flute stew is good :cool:
flesh flutes make for many merry tunes!
I buried my snare drum in a sea of gerbils. :cool:
Be careful!! The gerbils are smiley and the custard is oddly nervous:eek:
The custard backwash rippled up Gavin's collection of "art".
Gavin is always up to something, especially when the bullrushes are blooming!
My elevator went to Spain and the Isle of Cabbage :cool:
Is Spain hiring right now? I have an excellent platypus I could offer.
I hired a cheese-mop for the price of a small soloman. GRAVY.
Why would a crow insist on being called Myrtle?:confused:
There is a cow-imposter forming outside my bedroom :(
My bedroom has been overrun by pickled handmaidens:(
There is a strange flatulence inside the moose-pit :mad:
The sea llamas are taking over the rusty camel :(
I'm taking a spanner and a pork pie to the national sherry convention :mad:
when the nuts bolt the asylums will be screwed:(