Two Word Story

. Oh well

, dog's dead,

carpets red

,eat bread,

hunt deer

and sleep.

Wow ornaments

on Christmas

with shiny

red T-Shirts

pink round

circle balloons

and sacks

of ****

.Bodwads bum

lost control

and shat

fudge puppets

in the

river nile

of Alabama.

Because Egypt

doesn't exist.

Nor does

Zorba, ruler

of jelly

and Jamie

, Mister Bean's

pet puppet

threw sick

and curry

on wossname

who promptly

jumped out

of his

very tall

mother ****ing

orphanage. Then

penguins invaded

Africa, because

the desert

smelt faintly

of HoneyBee.

Dogs ruled

by midgets

are evil

but required

to urinate

on large

soiled underpants.

Beasts roam

across corpses

while eating

Ophra Winfrey's

most precious

beef curtains

with stroudle

whilst stroking

a camel

in Uganga