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Jesus4U is an excellent repellent against Geordies.
And his following of Nuns :D :D :D :D :D
Stop saying the "N" word!!!
Hmmm VB you hungry we could have some roast rabbit and then some Gingernut cake for pudding, Ill make the cake while you get wally pip in the Oven
:D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
*Bodwad Lunges for Gingernut with a Kitchen Knife :o :o :o :o
I'll have some of your Gingernut cake but I aint eating the Fuc#ing rabbit.
Oh yea i F***** gingernut too....
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Oh s*** you didnt say what i thought you did!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Boy, no wonder I'm so tired all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Oh yea i F***** gingernut too....
Between the Dress wearing, Nuns and being eaten you must be a very confused chap.
So Bodwad......you like Fuc@ing Rabbits do you.
enough said.
time to start up the ol' chainsaw again. Now then lads, which part should I cut off first hmm ?
I've never had a bunny. I can never catch the buggers!!!Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Between the Dress wearing, Nuns and being eaten you must be a very confused chap.
So Bodwad......you like Fuc@ing Rabbits do you.
enough said.
*Bodwad Knocks Wally Pip out
Right form an orderly queue and you can all have a turn, This bunny aint running away :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad puts Wally Pip into a Dress
There you go Gingernut just for you :D :D :D :D :D
This pubs getting very anal.
That wasnt really my intention but while I'm here I'll go first.
How do you intend to knock me out with your arms, legs and head cut off ?
Or even without ...
Your observation should inform you that vb is currently VERY close behind you and that in fact you already have been knocked out!!!!
For your sake and to save you the pain...
*Bodwad Wacks wally pip on the head again and knocks him out *AGAIN!!! :D :D :D :D
Hmmm i think i will help myself to the cider while you four enjoy yourselves :) :) :) :) :)
Everyone knows that in the cartoons at least you should never F@ck with the Wabbit.
The Wabbit always wins in the end.
Thats all folks
He says while doing it!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :mad: :mad: :mad:
I am dissapointed in you VB the police knocked on the door and you didnt answer it!!!
Why???
Is it because its after hours and we shouldnt be here????
I know i will go and ask them :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad Starts towards the door
Sundays Suck!!!
ill have a choclate milkshake (im still 12)
Gary Glitter will be pleased :)Quote:
Originally posted by seec77
im still 12
Run Run for your life Gary will smell you from a mile away :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Gary starts banging on the door
OH NO HERE HE IS :eek: :eek: :eek:
STAY BACK YOU BEAST
*Bodwad uses boris as a deterant
HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(
Smell my feet
Someone strange enters the pub with some nuns
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/39862.jpg
SHoot the barsteward.
Bite him Bodwad
*Bodwads Flames Meet Garys Hair And It Goes Up With A Loud BANG. The roof of the pub is removed and lands 200 feet down the road.
OMFG what the hell does he put on his hair?????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Gary Is Not Amussed and Attacks VB While the 3 Butt ugly women attack the rest of the pub gang
CHHHARRRRRGGEEEEEE FELLLAS
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Sod this, I'm outta here while I can still walk.
VB kicks Gary in the Gonads then Bodwad starts eating his feet.
Just when they seem to be on top of the situation Garys mate enters with more Nun reenforcements.
http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/prog...tarsineyes.jpg
ANd tonight Gary I'm gonna be EXTRA VIOLENT
I think we need Help. WHeres that Ginger coward??
*Bodwad drags gingernut and NW from the cupboard and tells them off
Bodwad Now starts using boris against mathew kelly, oh my god the police have arrived outside :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
The police kick the living crap out of Mathew and Gary and throw them in the back of the spaceship along with the other perverts....NW and Gingernut.
Jesus appears and blesses the pub. At that moment the bombed out building turns into a Las vegas Casino.
Nightwalker and his chick boy lover Gingernut find themselves on another planet with no other living souls. The alien police force them to program forums in COBOL as punishment.
*** is going on here, but anyway cobol forums for them!! h3h3
If Jesus is here blessing the pub then that means those nuns and there master Jesus4U were correct and it was us that was wrong!!!!
Problem with the assumption though..... I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!:D :D
So it must have been one of the nuns pretending to be Jesus!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
What happened here it's such a mess:p
The nuns used a piramid sceme and stole all are money with it. They then called Mathew and Gary to come and 'Retrieve' it for them.
If we didnt have any money they were to get the value in otherways thats why VB cant walk properly!!! :D :D :D :D
And i am sorry but Gingernut has been seeing Mathew for about a week now, i am so sorry to hear that your relationship has finished all because he couldnt accept just one man :( :( :(
:D :D :D :D :D
Yes
Gingernut told us that you failed to fill a hole in his life.
Unlike Gary with VB!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
So wheres these free drinks :confused: :confused: :confused:
True.
Gary was going to take me on holiday with him to Cambodia but he rang to say something came up and he would have to cancel.
MMMmmmmm ..... I feel a dog fetish coming on.
OMFG you going to eat me or **** me!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad runs behind NW and hides
*Just at that moment Saddam comes into the pub and demands a beer saying that he has had a hell of a day and construction isnt going to plan, they are three days behind and when the f*** is he going to test it!!!!
Is he talking about what i think he us talking about??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:
aving decided that there is to much Islamic anti-war anti-american bollocks in this pub he shoots himself.
and VB in the nuts :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Due to the fact that the virtual pub is in the matrix, the bullet flies so slowly that VB carries on his life as if nothing happened, returns to the pub and ...........
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Bloody Hell this place is a mess.
*Falls out of empty barrel and looks at VB
It wasnt me i didnt drink all your profits honest, where the hell have you and the bullet been for the past 6 months???
*Hick
I think we must have taken some bad acid.
I cant remember anything.
:)
Have I been here before....it has a bad smell here...is there frogs around here too????
Sorry i had a bit of trapped wind from all the rotting cider!!!! ;) ;) ;)
I remember something about being in love with your leg and ...... oh yea sorry about the stain on your trousers.............................
I dropped my curry :D :D :D :D
Its nice to see things have not changed to much round here.
Apart from the stain i think i would soak it if i was you ;) ;) ;)
OH MY GOD VB PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON AND DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hey whos leg is this i found it under the table over there???? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Has Gingernut died ??
I miss the little monster.:(
I dont know lets put a call out
What about NW????
did someone say strippers?
:D Time to give my eyes some lunch. :pQuote:
Originally posted by OrdinaryGuy
did someone say strippers?
VB is probably going to do both. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
[B]OMFG you going to eat me or **** me!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Ouch And Ouch :p :p :p
Ouch again.
Nice to cya NW.
How ya hangin ??
Just dont hang it anywhere near me :D :D :D
Wheres Gingernut ???
I miss my bit of Monster Loving, and besides.........he still has my lovely Kathy.
OOOOooooohhhhh what a woman.
I'm fine and you?Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Ouch again.
Nice to cya NW.
How ya hangin ??
[Sing]There was a young cabbage man called bob he said you smell like a bog. So bob bob bobody bob bobobobbity bob[/Sing]:D :D :D :D
Pretty good.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
I'm fine and you?
Havent seen much of you these days. Are you sick of us or like me do you actually have to work for a living ?
No no I have been spending time at a games forum and going to school.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Pretty good.
Havent seen much of you these days. Are you sick of us or like me do you actually have to work for a living ?
I see you've got into my closet again. :pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
*Walks in wearing one of Nightwalkers dresses*
Hi boys ;)
Dont blame me VB made me pee on your shoes and steal your skirt. Him and Gingernut were using me as a sex toy in there :( :( :( :(
I didnt hear you complaining 1 bit you naughty, naughty dog.
SIT !!