Daler once put green turkey inside the big yellow marshmallow paperweight.
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Daler once put green turkey inside the big yellow marshmallow paperweight.
That's OK, I'm a hoobar-bartoot.
Daler harboot-toobar!
Did you ejaculate on the randy toaster?
And on the right you can now see the the finest telephone socket in the known universe, the elf attempting to steal its purse is actually an unemployed barrister from Leeds called Patrick.
The socket was once installed in the house of the actor that played Lt. Gruber in 'Allo 'Allo several years ago. It was removed from that location due to family problems in Newcastle.
It had a cameo role in "Laurence of Arabia", careful viewers will see it underneath Omar Sharif's saddle, just after he shoots that bloke at the oasis.
It has a clam fetish.
I double-clicked the dirty pencil with my bling bling.
My Peruvian Bedpan plays Mango Heaving with Ducks.
When spirits are high I go swirling in a dervish!
There's a nurse and a wood-pigeon laying cement on my surfboard :(
Yes, it is supposed to go "Ping" at this time of year. :)
My non-stick velcro factory was scuppered due to Roger's cholesterol count overflowing the upper left integer on page 18.
Bobbins, larch, asbestos and squashed buckminsterfullerene magnets.
I like tofu.
Good Lord! There's a Lama playing bingo in my fridge, fetch me the tenderiser.
The wonder that is the chair has fallen from the page of honor:(
On the cover of my "Margarines of the World" scrap-book I have emblazened a Stork tub lid. A finer spread you will be hard pressed to find without getting real butter.
My spleen's been catapuleted into the front garden of Joan Collins' house :mad:
What's to become of the gerbil when the liver is lost?
I've mooshed the seaboard and all that left is the undercurrent of the molten bush-cluck.
Hi
There's a chicken in my underpants!
long-range cannon activated!
I have pumped the ungandan sheffif :(
Stický keys are like glue: they are great for dessert but crap when you need a partner
I have evaporated in the moose-flaps, honey fetch me the squid-pumper.
Pork or not, I will have your head in my bed
You are an isotope of the letter-j
An intensive rope? why you must be a dork
turns my sickle bonzibuddy killer gland into fleshless lumps
I am a hermodinozed-viking and my lucky number is 238.
Or the other fish is froning batter.
stainless snow inside your unsharp eyes glows the fire out of pool
I am quite relaxed about you boating experiments
Sky, you white thing above my feet, detonate your bloody week and I shall bring skippings into my board phasor
I am elervating my saddles to the height of exactly 2.31 metres
Now you added liver into my life
Liver is the main food of Sharab the Goat.
Ju häv vajoleted dö lå
Vikings retched my volcamic dustbin... twice :(
unstable heck, we can't even move without breaking livers and bones
I can't establish you're pulbatic humerings, pehaps you should call a dentist.
Wealthy, healthy, stealthy, Delphi.
Heeby-jeeby seedy, weedy VB.
Trembly Assembly.
Rascally Pascal.
Oval Office Cobol boffins.
Under Qualified Fortran 95
Herrings are nice.
Notta-lotta-costa Hostas, good for liver complaints.
Tolstoy asked me to disrupt your cousin's experimental Helicopter ejector seat tests, due to adverse undergarments.
For 'twas the night before next, forsooth, thine pleasant nostril haft withered whence mine ornamental satellite dish frome yts accustomed throne beneath the west alcove.
Dromidary or Bactrian, you can't get off the first, can't stay on the second, which to choose for transporting magnetic media to Luton Bus Station? Discuss.