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What about we auction off some of those nude nuns aswell:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Who is for doing a sponsored drink?????? Get Pissed and make money for ummmmm oh yea *CHARITY!!!!
* CHARITY Means ME and only ME, it means ME get money and ME spend money on ME!!!! This is the agreement and now you have read it you must abide by it!!!! :D :D :D :D
Is this pub still open?
if so i would like a "Cheeky Vimto" please
Auction Them Off For A Day Where The Buyer Can Do What Ever They Want With Them :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I will buy...anyone...$1000...Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Auction Them Off For A Day Where The Buyer Can Do What Ever They Want With Them :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Shes all Yours And Thats All Mine HEHEHEHEHEHE
*Bodwad Dibbles Manically
Man she's ugly:p
* Bodwad Dances For Joy
WOW $1000 Its A Mirricle
Bodwak........why have you not told them all that the Nuns are in fact Chics with Dics.
I am getting worried about you.:rolleyes:
He just wanted to let them findout for themselves:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Bodwak........why have you not told them all that the Nuns are in fact Chics with Dics.
I am getting worried about you.:rolleyes:
There Is No Money In It If I Tell Them That. Oh And Just Wait, You Will Be Glad I Didnt When You See Their Faces!!!!:D :D :D :D
:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
There Is No Money In It If I Tell Them That. Oh And Just Wait, You Will Be Glad I Didnt When You See Their Faces!!!!:D :D :D :D
No i think it will be more like :eek:
I recon the pub need redecorating, what theme shall we have this time??? Oh and whos gonna take down that dam tree :D
Actually.......I have a feeling it will be more like :
:) :) :) :)
I would if I could remember where I put my stash of C4:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
No i think it will be more like :eek:
I recon the pub need redecorating, what theme shall we have this time??? Oh and whos gonna take down that dam tree :D
Why :) I would be dam shocked and look like :eek:
Hmmm i think i saw some c4 in the toilet i was going to send and electric current through it later want to join me???:D :D :D
You 2 get the hell out of that toilet.
There is something dodgy about 2 men sharing the same cubicle.
GEt that bloody banana out of your hand NW and Bodwad........put the sodding monkey down.
:)
Nah thats just a waste of perfectly good C4:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Why :) I would be dam shocked and look like :eek:
Hmmm i think i saw some c4 in the toilet i was going to send and electric current through it later want to join me???:D :D :D
You should have seen what the crocodile did. Yeah we flushed it but it got stuck so now we have to feed it. That's why we have the money and Banana.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
You 2 get the hell out of that toilet.
There is something dodgy about 2 men sharing the same cubicle.
GEt that bloody banana out of your hand NW and Bodwad........put the sodding monkey down.
:)
In this order: Banana -----> Monkey ------> Crocdile:p
So you mean it wasnt neccassary to scare the monkey with that bannana??????? :D :D :D :D
Lets push vb down with the crocodile and see who wins the fight :D :D :D
What are the odds?Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
So you mean it wasnt neccassary to scare the monkey with that bannana??????? :D :D :D :D
Lets push vb down with the crocodile and see who wins the fight :D :D :D
10 to one on the crocodile
Put a million on the crocodile for me:p
Its your wallet thats paying out, dont you remmember the agreement???? ;) ;) :rolleyes: :D :D
The crocodile lunges at VB grasping his scrotum in his jaws.......................VB Screams OOOOWWWWWW
VB Screams again.......
YUMMY
The crocodile snaps at VB's BUM ........AAAYYYYAAAHHH
Just as VB approaches death his sexy girlfriend KATHY leaps into the toilet battering the crocodile to death. Grabbing VB's twisted bloody scrotum she proceeds to lap the blood up with her snake like tongue.
Having tenderized VB's balls she turns, looks at NW and bodwad and licks her lips in anticipation.
But then Kathy turns her back on VB and saves the crocodile instead:eek:
MY GOD THATS ONE HELL OF A SEX CRAZED WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I think she might dump you, after all you might find it hard to "Perform"!!!!! :D :D :D
Hmmm so who's for cooked crocodile stuffed with juicy bits of tender Kathy????:D :D :D
*Bodwad Eats The Crocodile and starts to fondle Kathy
Im in here:D :D :D :D
Me?Quote:
I think she might dump you, after all you might find it hard to "Perform"!!!!!
MMMMM yummy:pQuote:
Hmmm so who's for cooked crocodile stuffed with juicy bits of tender Kathy????
VB you fool!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
The crocodile grabs Bodwad By the hind legs.
Kathy sees the opportunity and gives the dog a fat greasy snogging.
VB laughs and runs like hell to escape.
Just then a big fat guy steps in VB way. VB goes head first into the guys stomach.
*Bodwad Eats The Crocodile and starts to fondle Kathy
"Im in here"
:D :D :D :D
I'm experiencing Dejavu here:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad Eats The Crocodile and starts to fondle Kathy
"Im in here"
:D :D :D :D
Realising that Bodwad is in the Crocs stomach VB decides to feed the Croc a hot steaming bowl of Pigs Poo.
The Croc laps it up with gusto.
Yum Yum
You still in there?
*Croc does a big BURP*
BURP
The Croc pukes Bodwad up onto the floor. The acid in the Crocs stomach has disolved Bodwads legs.
VB chops Bodwads ***** off and throws it at NW laughing manically.
*NW quick dodges the flying ***** and starts run after VB*Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
The Croc pukes Bodwad up onto the floor. The acid in the Crocs stomach has disolved Bodwads legs.
VB chops Bodwads ***** off and throws it at NW laughing manically.
As NW and VB dash through the pub some fierce looking Nuns beat them to a pulp, tie them up and throw them in the cellar........................FICK.
Doreen the Sister Superior Dominatrix grabs Bodwads bloodied member, stuffs it with sawdust and climbs down into the cellar.
Waving Bodwads 2 inch tool in the faces of NW and VB, she winks.
Quiet in here today :)
There's something weird about that nun:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
As NW and VB dash through the pub some fierce looking Nuns beat them to a pulp, tie them up and throw them in the cellar........................FICK.
Doreen the Sister Superior Dominatrix grabs Bodwads bloodied member, stuffs it with sawdust and climbs down into the cellar.
Waving Bodwads 2 inch tool in the faces of NW and VB, she winks.
*After thinking for what seemed like ages NW realizes the nun was a bloke in drag*