.....Left leg...right leg... left leg.....aahhh, doh, walking forwards is harder than people make out.
The next person is feeling pleased with themselves.
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.....Left leg...right leg... left leg.....aahhh, doh, walking forwards is harder than people make out.
The next person is feeling pleased with themselves.
I'm just trying to find out what the fascination is with these two lumps of fat ;)Quote:
The next person is pleasing themselves.
The next person is embarrassed by the sight of penguins.
I tried to go opensource, but those DAMN PENGUINS!! :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
The next person is embarrassed by the sight of penguins.
The next person knows what the male fascination with two lumps of fat is.
I get a feeling of inadequacy. :(
The next person hasn't ventured outside in 2 years :eek:
What is this outside you refer too?
The next person talks babytalk to their toes.
Toes need love too.
The person below me is the result of a genetic experiment with huskies gone awry.
I regard it as a success, not only do i have a tail, but now i can piss wherever i like.
The next person wishes they could read people's minds.
Especially men's minds!!!!!!!!! :cool:
The next person has a morbid fascination with dead insects.
I guess i'm just a self-confessed necrobeastapheliac (spelling??)
The next person likes ice cold showers to wake them up. :eek:
I have to shake of those dreams somehow!!!!
The next person uses their bath towel as a superman cape.
I want to fly like Superman ;)
The next person works in a zoo :)
Yeah, but they call it "college". It makes them feel better about themselves.
The next person is wearing slik underwear ;):D
i assume you meant silk lol.
the next person was a mushroom in their past life
Yeah, that an'all, lol.Quote:
Originally posted by MegaMan
i assume you meant silk lol.
the next person was a mushroom in their past life
Really? I always wondered why I had this desire to sit in the middle of a field with a huge hat on
:confused:
The next person is naked
I save a lot of money on clothes.
The next person jumps off tall buildings without a parachute
I already said once. It's not jumping. It's flying. It's easy! Just try to hit the ground and miss.
The next person is having problems with their speakers
They just won't make any sound!!
The next person doesn't use anti virus software.
Don't need to.. I don't use the internet!!!!
the next person secretly wishes they were married to Pamela Anderson
is there a problem w/ that
the next person uses viagra on a nightly basis
Well, after the fifth time each night I need a little assistance. :(
The next person looks like an aesthetically challenged kipper.
I feel crumby :)
The next person prays in the missionary position
I swear to God.. every time I have prayed it was in the Missionary Position..
The next person plays the accordian really well......with their feet
That's the reason I can't stand up ;)
The next person is a turtle ;)
Well, int he bath actually, I'm not havign a shower fitted until end of July.
The next person is wearing pink, fluffy earmuffs
Yeah those morons next door are making so much noise;)
The next person has breast implants;)
Not true... they are all mine;)
The next person licks their own belly button
:( Missing ribs are painful :o but then again ... u know why dogs emm .. ok will stop now..
[interlude .. 1-1 england sweden :o ]
The next person is an unadulterated sex maniac in clothes shop dressing rooms :o
I wish I remembered to turn off that camera first though!:o
The next person to post has a warped sense of humor.
Regular jokes are boring. I like left field ones better.
The next person thinks they are really funny.
Especially after I've had a quart or two of tequila.
The next person is holding my colon hostage. :(
Give me $1 000 000 or the colon gets it.
The next person wears vinyl leotards.
No you don't get to see me, Blinky.
The next person uses white-out on their monitor when they make mistakes.
Well that's what they taught us in dumb blonde secretary school!
The next person is the love child of Celine Dion and Kenny Rogers!
:eek: Oh well I had too findout one way or another:p
he next person is is having an affair with John Howard.
It's not my fault :(
next person sits on hedgehogs :eek:
No wonder I have a sore Butt.
The next person buys something just for the fun of it
Yep, I like buying things for the hell of it. I'm very random like that. The next person gets a hug :)
Yay that me:)
The next person likes me:)
Well you're always nice to me :)
next person collects purple pens :)
It is getting was boring always writting it purple I should steal pens of diff colors;)
The next person likes teddy bears:)