get your kiwis for pigs are flying on elephants
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get your kiwis for pigs are flying on elephants
"hoot!", cried bananaman, "where are my pantaloons?!"
"Dance!" she wailed, "dance like the rabbit you are!"
"fly! my pretty pink whale, fly to a donkeys ear factory"
ark, where my fanny cream gone, I hope my muffs aint been ****ing it again
Arriving before the banquet: K63 - Rodent Bustop
Oh vain bumble bee shut thy buzzing maw
And lo, large Toasters and a Bass Guitar attacking Dr Druce with a Paddle.
"1-2-3 ... oooh, I'm a green spotted crayfish, digging for my life ... ", sang the doe-eyed spaniel
Anne Widdecombe
:D
Great, bring the thread down into the gutter ! You piebald truffle snuffler
Good Poets will not be tempted by the Pork and Bacon.
fish, fish, fire id tell ya.
Spunkbucket fannybatter. That's my "cup o' chunks". AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU RUSTLE MY BUSTLER? EH????
Blimey O'Sponge.
stay away from your fart river, me flaps are dining with the queen
Wiver me Stanley, wiver me Apron, this is the noblest funk.
10 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 10 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 9 chinese donkeys on bonker
9 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 9 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 8 chinese donkeys on bonker
8 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 8 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 7 chinese donkeys on bonker
7 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 7 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 6 chinese donkeys on bonker
6 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 6 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 5 chinese donkeys on bonker
5 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 5 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 4 chinese donkeys on bonker
4 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 4 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 3 chinese donkeys on bonker
3 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 3 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 2 chinese donkeys on bonker
2 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 2 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 1 chinese donkeys on bonker
1 chinese donkeys on the bonker, 1 chinese donkeys... sit one down, and twist it around, 20000 thousand bonkers rumping a donkey!! :eek:
Penetrate that candy, for tonight the Hogs are bleached.
Engage the doughnuts, the yogurt is restrained.
Live on tonight's Elephant: Shaving the Golfbag.
when pickled elevate the doberman
Thank your momma for the rabbits!
Yiberdee Yaberdee, it's porky pig time...
Give me the phlem bowl toady
Wheres my hexdriver, I feel like a alex stewart
what?! spiff thy knickers, mr. brown, for my tea coasy is resting comfortably upon your rump!
tickle my nipples, i feel hairy
Oh please, must delving trotters be in my toast rack all night ? *sigh*
Snaffle my giblets, fulsome twitcher. My spunk's on fire!
Move your head, I can't see the wardrobe properly. And put some warm utensils on, it's brown outside!
frilly jesus, my croc has faded!
I breed Leopards you know, darling.
Dancing with Chaucer's canteloupe. Yea, canteloupe!
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oh ah cantoneese say oh ah cantoneese
Peng! Vicar's muck.
Alwright, who stole my leg, Reward: 20,000 hering + 1/2 Cod
Arse fluff..... yours?
coke cock cake cockrel stew
WHACK!!! damn you stupid oga!
Dam snorkelling Madonna has clamped my electric butler.
bump, move turnip your in my mothers way.
barp, move mother your in my turnips way
the farmer's hairy wife oinked like a rampant goosebury on steroids
The Evil Robot Zug3 has pickled Michael Winner in a Big Jar.
I swear it was a shaving rabbit. Get a new one, its not that big.
"Hi I'm a painted Walrus carpet, can you dangle my chandelier from there or should I come closer ?"
oh floobles, it's blue-arsed-mug-stand, your froggy is in garlic butter.
In the gumble of the first, nothing is impossible!
erk, wheres my eeyore's third thyroid?!
the brambles hide the rolling pins weed dogs
who needs hooves when you have boiled carpet?
The jellied posterior is preferred to a dimpled armchair
Now entertaining the Mink: Six Gibbons in a row
buttnut scoring turkey ears
Save some guk for my expedition into the cement mixer
can i have my injected horse into a postIT note?
when the rogue divides, enter the peddlebin.
I second that. But Dennis is the Pumpkin King.Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I am not a Bear or a Raven.
-C
flicking picker nicks stole my theif!
the mongoose is over there is he?? well, i'd better dress up as Bungle the bear and eat my jumbo jelly whizzers!