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too predictable! I've known men who were hung like a horse and were totally selfish and inept...on the other hand men with average sized members (throbbing or otherwise) seem to remember they have a partner a lot better!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Hehe :D
Although I was waiting for "it's what you do with it that counts" :(
"It's not size that matters, it's big that is important."
After all, if they don't know its there, it doesn't matter if it is an Olympic gymnasist.
More blood for their brain I suppose :p
Good point, both of you!
Fortunately I've been blessed, but my problem now is...
arthritic knees, bad back, not being strong enough to pick up my financée, and moving into a house with a freakin' small shower! There should be a minimum size for showers!
When Tom and I had our house built we had a double shower put in...two shower heads and plenty of room....best investment we ever made!
Even better than the vibrating bed? :eek::eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
When Tom and I had our house built we had a double shower put in...two shower heads and plenty of room....best investment we ever made!
Our bed does that anyway!
parksie ya, i woudn't speak about "tiny" swords if i were you :)
barky, waaaat.. am a nice guy *ya right* :)
What's upset you now, kovan? :confused:
Every one else was teasing you too. Why do you insist on calling me barky when I have asked you not to?:(
he he hiya barky! :D
I mean Katie
you did?
my apologies
i forgot, that was ages ago
chris, she means it
she will hang ya if you call her that agian
i remember long time ago i got more than i expected last time i called her that
nah, she knows (i hope) I was just jestin' ;)Quote:
Originally posted by kovan
chris, she means it
she will hang ya if you call her that agian
i remember long time ago i got more than i expected last time i called her that
Chris and I have become pretty good forum mates, so he can kid me all he wants....you kovan, on the other hand, asked me if I was ready to fight with you your first post back after your absence....what did I ever do to you??:(
holy north american ****..
i was joking
nevermind
its best i stay away from you
jokingly and non-jokingly
Nope...I'd love to make peace with you. I always wondered why we rubbed each other the wrong way so often!
oh and in my first post back
i BELIEVE i asked how you were, how your kids were
but i guess you over looked that
i remember very well why we started fighting
you started saying things that you had no knowledge off.. thats what got it going
and being ME, i took that and slapped you with it being not true and stuff
i think its best we just stay away from one another
Hmm Useful information ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
so he can kid me all he wants....
Anyway, how was Friday and the weekend you lucky so-and-so!! :D
Please, kovan.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'd love to make peace with you
Chris,
My weekend was fantastic! Tom and I went out to dinner and then the movies (saw Pearl Harbor(ackkk)) and then ended up in a karaoke bar...too much fun! Saturday we got up and went to see Shrek(too funny!) and Sunday we went to see Moulin Rouge(Iliked it, Tom was undecided). Much fun was had in between the movies. We spent too much money and came home exhausted!:) :D
Hey kovan make peace with Katie! And what happend to the dual?
Well at least you had a good time! Shrek is supposed to be quite good, seen some trailers.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Chris,
My weekend was fantastic! Tom and I went out to dinner and then the movies (saw Pearl Harbor(ackkk)) and then ended up in a karaoke bar...too much fun! Saturday we got up and went to see Shrek(too funny!) and Sunday we went to see Moulin Rouge(Iliked it, Tom was undecided). Much fun was had in between the movies. We spent too much money and came home exhausted!:) :D
Yo Pix!!! Gimme those keys back...grrrrrrrrr :D
Out of the three I would definitely recommend Shrek! Did you do anything fun last weekend?
Here you go Chris, you've got the keys now. You might that combine if Kovan isn't nice to Katie :D
Well there was a party which was quite good I suppose but then some bell-boys ruined it by getting pissed out of their skulls and hurling everywhere (i'm all for drinking loads bu getting paraletic just isn't funny). Rather them than me ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Out of the three I would definitely recommend Shrek! Did you do anything fun last weekend?
He he, watch me take corners in the new combine...:cool: :DQuote:
Here you go Chris, you've got the keys now
Drinking can be fun but you're right...there is a limit where it stops being fun and starts being stupid!
Hey kovan,
If I offer you some fresh squeezed orange juice can we make peace between us??
Hmm, I'll have to fall out with you more often Katie he he ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
If I offer you some fresh squeezed orange juice can we make peace between us??
Especially when there's a danger of evacuation due to rising levels of low-flying chunks, yes!Quote:
Drinking can be fun but you're right...there is a limit where it stops being fun and starts being stupid!
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Especially when there's a danger of evacuation due to rising levels of low-flying chunks, yes!