I'm just messing, you lot are way too organised, I'll worry about that when I'm down there, there's enough of them :)
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I'm just messing, you lot are way too organised, I'll worry about that when I'm down there, there's enough of them :)
If it's all blokes, who's up for the Fantasy Bar
Hubba, Hubba!
:confused: your wecome anyway :D.....only like 15 pubs in this small town :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by alex_read
but I though Simon offered us all to kip round his house :D ...
Paul: Last night...and im back "part-time" :)
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Originally posted by Arbiter
No Brum accent?
Well, we'll still laugh at you anyway.
So, are you coming Simon?
bit weird when everyone is nearly twice my age.
I'm only 4 years older than you !
I feel like a right old bastard now!
I'm only 5 years older.........Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
bit weird when everyone is nearly twice my age.
Well, you are :pQuote:
I feel like a right old bastard now!
Don't worry, it happens to us all, in another 50 years I'll be as old as you ...
and I'll be six feet under most probably!
Well same difference :pQuote:
Originally posted by alex_read
I'm only 4 years older than you !
age is irrelevant, drinking copious amount's of alchahol and making a complete prat of yourself is.
Garry BTW, take heart that when I met you, I didn't think you was 30 :).
I'm 23 in 6 month's and I'm starting to go bald :eek:
I can make a prat of myself :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
age is irrelevant, drinking copious amount's of alchahol and making a complete prat of yourself is.
Garry BTW, take heart that when I met you, I didn't think you was 30 :).
I'm 23 in 6 month's and I'm starting to go bald :eek:
My graphics tutor was 21 and bald! :eek:
Drinking copious amounts of alcohol has it's draw backs at my age as 50% of my time out on the lash is spent empting my colostomy bag
Do you also have to put your teeth back in to bite the lemon after a tequilla slammer :p
I don;t have that problem anymore as I have a portable liquidiser
you should see this weeks zimmo frame weekly, got a new model that folds down into a back pack and comes with a 900 bhp engine to get to the post office in the morning in absolute blinding times :)
Hi all!
Has it been built yet? When I walked past about 2 weeks ago, it still had all the scaffolding up.Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Warren
There's also an Ibis hotel on Princess Street for £35 a night. It's about 5-10 minutes walk from Piccadilly when sober so adjust this time according to your pissedness.
Mind you, the Janaam next door does a fantastic chicken kebab...
Just ordered my Stannah Stair lift from that this week.
Getting the deluxe edition with built in camode so I don't have to worry if I don't get to the top of the stairs in time.
LMAO!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
with built in camode so I don't have to worry if I don't get to the top of the stairs in time.
I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...:rolleyes:....
Any date ideas yet? The mid-end of August is good.
No I'm not a Brummie nor do I have a Brummie accent!:mad: :p
Cant you get served??Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...:rolleyes:....
Any date ideas yet? The mid-end of August is good.
Why does everyone think midlanders have a brum accent?Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
No I'm not a Brummie nor do I have a Brummie accent!:mad: :p
I dunno
I think its a class A offence!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
I dunno
We think the same about English accents, it's an offense against humanity:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
I think its a class A offence!!!
Hey, Ian probably gets real excited about your avatar......no not going to post the rest of that thought:eek:
I say, that's rather unfair of you old chap.Quote:
We think the same about English accents, it's an offense against humanity
Pip pip, really quite foul what?, rather
That's fine by me, but bear in mind my commisions 40% ... :DQuote:
I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...
People will have to go to the bar for me to as I can't get in and out of chairs as well as I used to, the old war wounds an such.
So, are all these Midlanders coming, or are they just going to continue carping on about how they've been categorised as Brums?
We've got a few people on the list now.
Ok, then people, show of hands - who's in 'in principle', we can thrash times and dates out later...
ME!!!!!!!!
Well I'm in Stevenage, but count me in anyway ! :D
I'll have to wear my protective anti-northerner suit, but count me in
Protective Anti Northerner Suit?
That's just an excuse to wear a dress isn't it....
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Originally posted by Arbiter
Protective Anti Northerner Suit?
That's just an excuse to wear a dress isn't it....
Lol!
these midlanders have names you know!! :p
it's a nice low cut strapless number. looks grand with my hairy chest poking out of the top :eek:
*drool* erm i mean :eek: ........*runs away* ;)
I probably could, but, just in case. If I fo get busted, then you lot'll all get thrown out too, if I'm seen to be with you... I think...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Cant you get served??
Is a visit to a strip club planned?;)
Count me in. The Ibis is definitely open and the sign says £35 Fri-Sun nights. It's on the corner of Princess Street and Charles Street.
Did someone mention a strip bar earlier ? Fantastic, although I'll have to get my pacemaker tuned to cope with it ( I'm an elderley 31 ). Can we get a double wheelchair like those double baby buggy things for me and Gary then you young 'uns can wheel us around in style ( and some young ladies to sit in our laps and feed us our beer ? ) ahhh ... heaven.
Good to see you back ( part-time ? ) Si
Im sooooooooo bored...and I just cant keep away. Plus if you have read my post in post race....I think some people will see whats coming...Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Warren
Good to see you back ( part-time ? ) Si
er, time to get the ol' rusty spoons out of the cupboard and start playing a harmonica ?
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Warren
er, time to get the ol' rusty spoons out of the cupboard and start playing a harmonica ?
I can play the harmonica
Dont matter if you can play or not :pQuote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
I can play the harmonica
I think we're going to have to treat everyone to a trip to the Hollywood Show Bar in this pub crawl.
Gary,
Are you working on a route for the crawl?
I didn't think you could get in unless you bat for the other side ? Canal St. sounds good though, not too far from Long Legs and lots of young student girlie types to look at.
You can get in, I was dragged in on Saturday, but I was with a horde of Dykes. Should be an eyeopener for most people ;)
Canal Street is the start of the Gay Village isn't it?
In fact I met Gary and IanP in Spirit last time, and that's on Canal Street isn't it?
My city centre geography's not too hot....
My knowledge of Manchester geography is restricted to Deansgate area, Spring Gardens area, and Market Street area (Aflecks Palace:D)....
I've only been there about 3 times, and haven't got a clue where anything is, plus my general sense of directions crap, so I'll probably meet you all there about a week after we arrange a date ... :rolleyes:
I hear mossides got quite a few nice, quiet pubs with freindly people ...
Don't you pommies ever go to sleep. It's 5.30pm downunder EST, and your countrymen having been posting since 7.45am:eek:
We are the superior race.
You Aussies are inferior.
You will be assimilated!!!!!!
*ahem*
sorry.....
I was going to say it's because there's something important to sort out, like beer. But I like Arbiter's answer better.
All hail, er, Northerners !
I like the way you guys live under delusions:) Must be all the rain and having *shudder* Leeds in your country. Ok got to log, its drinks o'clock, that magically time of the day:)Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
We are the superior race.
You Aussies are inferior.
You will be assimilated!!!!!!
*ahem*
sorry.....
The only problem I have with the HollyWood Show bar is that it plays 80's music, and in my book the 80's should be erased from history!
I would therefore be approaching my 13th birthday, and be unable to be served...
We could always gather on the street corner with a couple of bottles of cider.
Don't forget the white lightning!
OOOOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!:eek:;):pQuote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
We could always gather on the street corner with a couple of bottles of cider.
* old man dodders into view *
"The youth of today ! Wasn't like that in my day, people had respect for others. We didn't go drinking in the streets - didn't have streets, just mud, mud for miles all around. Bored ? We didn't know what boredom was. Oh no, we got collera and TB and other interesting diseases ... Those were the days."
* wanders out of view mumbling about air raid shelters and sheep *
eeeehhhh when I was a lad, we used to play wi' our stick an 'oop!
Cholera? You lucky bastard! We'd 'ave killed to 'ave a good does of cholera.
We didn' even 'ave air raid shelters we used to 'ide under the sheep! 'Corse - that was what we claimed anyway....
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Originally posted by chenko
OOOOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!