Your mother is SO fat...

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Originally posted by HarryW
No, it's 'good grief' as in the way Charlie Brown says it, and we all know what a randy bastard he is. Right?

And Jamagei, shut it you.

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Moi? :cool:

Right you lot, let it go...now!

If we don't bring this conversation round to some nice, mature mother-slagging, I'm closing the thread...!

Behemoth has spoken...!

Jamagei - Your mothers so fat, I'm 4 inches taller this morning...and 6 inches flatter...

your mother is so loose when i kicked her in her crotch i lost a boot.

Your mother is of infinite density...:confused:

yo momma's so easy her feet send postcards to each other.

Your mother is like 'Doom' - She's been on more Hard Disks than a dyslexic prositute.

Yo mommas so stinky, they've thrown her back 16 times already (and she keeps getting caught)

yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a g-string bikini and lay on her front, people on the beach thought that had gone to the grand canyon.

Oh, and this IS yo mamma

Aw sick! I'm gonna lose my lunch! LOL

Yo mamma's so fat, we threw her to space and she ate the moon.

This is stolen from rsitogp's About section on his ICQ User Details. So any credit goes to him.

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Originally posted by Jamegi
Oh, and this IS yo mamma

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Yuk.:p

Your momma stinks so bad that the last time she went swimming in a lake,everyone said "oh no, now the fish will smell like it"

And lets not get offended anyone ok?
They are just jokes. I'm not offended, and my momma IS fat :) She weighs nearly 400 lbs. (65 kilos? a guess) And since i'm not shallow, my girlfriend is fat too(270 lbs but lost 20 lbs in the last month and still going :D) and my grandmother (180 lbs but only 4'6")
And i could go on...
Yet oddly enough, i'm not offended.
:rolleyes:

Tiny granny!

Yes she is, especially considering i am 6'2.
She comes up to my nipples (barely)

Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to tie a piece of meat round her neck to get the dogs to play with her.