No.. It's Not Mine...I didn't make it up...
It is exactly from Nukem's Post....
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No.. It's Not Mine...I didn't make it up...
It is exactly from Nukem's Post....
Och Aye the Noo, A'hm as hard as nails!
What, you mean he actually wrote that ! The gibberish he writes is hilarious !
I'm Parksie, otherwise known as Mike. I'm the first supreme dirty mind of the forums (Katie's the other).
Oh, and I do C++ in my spare time when I'm not being gross :D
Supreme dirty mind?
I've got a mind dirtier than you could imagine... I just don't like to show it in fear of getting banned... ;);):rolleyes:
I think we should include td in here too even if he has dissappeared into the net!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I'm the first supreme dirty mind of the forums (Katie's the other).
:D
Forgot about him :(
Yep, td's there as well. (tumblingdown to the new ones!). Also paulw.
I met Paul for a drink last Friday - he's moving jobs, so may be able to access the forum (remember, he had problems after the revamp?)
td I got drunk with 2 weeks ago, and he's now disappeared - only my agent has heard from him...
Wow Gaffer.....one night drunk with you and he dissappears.....hmmmmm
I think it was the dodgy kebab he had after it...
Paul is getting cold turkey from the forum BTW.
Mmmmm, all these food references - I'm hungry now :P
Cold turkey kebobs....doesn't sound that appealing!
What's a kebob? :p
Mmmm....cold turkey...gorgeous :D
Kebob (.cf) (n) Kebab served by a bloke called Bob
see also kekev, kebrian, ketrevor
Wild Turkey and kebAbs sounds better!
Hehehe.
Could do with that now! Still getting used to US time...
That reminds me of a fantastic quote a mate of mine (you know who you are) and I heard some bloke say as we were leaving the kebab shop and he was going in with his friend last Saturday night...
We had a very hard time stopping laughing on the way home ;DQuote:
You'd better order, I don't speak French
(in case anyone is wondering why that's funny, kebabs originate from Turkey/Greece and the guys in the shop are all Turkish)
Funny thread..... So how is everyone?
You didn't think you were going to get off that easy, did you?Quote:
*heaves a big sigh of relief*
Thank God, at last the thread has drifted to such nature where I can read it comfortably, without the fear of spoiling my mind.
check up your ass.... :rolleyes:Quote:
*puts the snake back in the basket and looks around for the flute ...*
Morning all. Nothing like talking about preprocessed meat first thing in the morning...
My local kebab shop when I was at Uni in Liverpool was called Abrakebabra
The one near me now has a flashing GREEN neon kebab meat in the window
This kind of advertising is the mustard...
trouser snakes and Kebabs .............how did we get here from there???
My friend the Hairy Monk likes Kebabs!
Gaffer,
I remember Abrakebabra. When were you at Liverpool?
Morning Katie.
I was explaining to everyone how I got hammered with td a fortnight agao, and the supreme after-beer food the Kebab (Kebabicus Delishicus) naturally got mentioned.
<Gaffer desperately tries to complete the circle and get back to Trouser snakes>
erm, You know what Kebab meat is made from...
Babette, i was there from '89 to 92. Lived on Hope Street, the house next to El Machos and Casablancas
You?
Hehehe good try Gaffer...however, I don't think that Kebabs would be nearly as popular if they were truly made of "snake" meat.....not to mention finding enough to feed the masses....
Gaffer,
I was there 90-94. I did maths and physics then droped the physics.
What did you study?
Do you remember when they refurbished the bar in the old union? They got rid of the old brown chairs and sricky carpet and turned it into a wine bar sort of place. It was sacriledge. I went back last year to have a look around and it's gone all posh.
<Gets floored by that uppercut>
Ooooh, Katie. That was a blow for Masculinity. Obviously not met enough Belfast boys... ;)
ANYWAY, what meat do you think it IS made of? I'd prefer ny sugestion IMHO
Babette,
I studied Genetics, then made the natural progression to Visual Basic (heheheh)
I remember the Liver Bar, with superb Chicken Tikka Jacket poatos for 60p
And I'd STILL have change for the bus home. You could leave your front door open back then..........
I thought they were made of poor innocent little lambs.......or else naughty sheep!
Gaffer,
Trop Med was good for food too. They had a proper chef who did mean chillis and curries.
As for leaving your door open ... it IS Liverpool we're talking about. A friend left her door open when she was moving her stuff into a shared house and a thief walked in (they thought it was a housemate's boyfriend of the week) and cleared the place out. The next term the same things happened.
I miss all that cheap beer though.
That's a flocking terrible suggestion! Do you know the ram-ifications of that statement. Ewe ought to be ashamed of yourself...
Now if you mentioned chickens, we coupld shoehow complete the circle back to trouser snales :D
God my spelling was bad on that last post!
Babette, where did you live?
I've never tried kebabs before....or really never heard of them before entering this site....but I'm sure I want to try them now!!
We brits have a habit of taking a foodstuff to a new level of status. Curries are (un)officially our national dish. Noone has fish and chips after beer any more - it a kebeb. As for trying one, I could Fedex one over to you...
The taste really good in the morning, microwaved, especially after a heavy night on the suace...
Sound good.... send it on over.....Ian promised me some Winter Warmer to be FedExed and the darned stuff never showed up....I wonder why?
Is that a sherry? He probably drank it then.
This is a typical Kebab house in th UK
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~dartudor/Efes/
That's a huge chunk of meat!!!!!!!!!!
Ever hear that before ;-) ?
Ian said it was a bitter...never tried it either.
Not heard that before - they usually can't speak <ahem>
(sorry John - last time...)
Winter Warmer is a bitter (as is Badger's Scrotum) - Real Ale (as It is more commonly know to people who nurture beards and wear sandals) takes very much like 7-day old milk...
Gaffer,
I stayed in Anfield for a bit.
Katie,
You're really missing out not trying Winter Warmer. Beats a Bud any day.
I think just about anything is better than Bud....
For Barrk's info I guess kebabs come in two main sorts -
Shish Kebabs that are relatively healthy looking cubes of meat/onion/pepper on a skewer cooked over an open flame
OR
Doner kebabs (Donor kebabs we used to call them) are more like a dog on a stick - minced scraps, fat, gristle, ears, trouser-snakes, compressed into a barrel of amorphous white streaked brown which is grilled on a rotating spit with sections cut off and placed (with fiery pepper sauce) in a bit of unleven bread.
I guess we are all thinking of the latter here (yum yum!)
Sir want chilli, salad?
fried egg?
I've eaten Shish Kebabs....cooked them too! They are great......Never tried donor kebabs...don't even know if I can find them here....but I'm all for giving them a try if I ever find them..
I've learned so much....I must try
Currie
Kebabs
Winter Warmer
You guys have opened up a whole new world for me!
Thanks!
Your arteries (and waist) are never going to forgive us for this. (Winter Warmer is errm - highly nutritious to say the least)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Currie
Kebabs
Winter Warmer
You guys have opened up a whole new world for me!
Thanks!
My mental image of where you work is entirely formed by watching "The Right Stuff" so I visualized you to spending time out in the summer sun sizzling lean wholesome bits of steak and stuff.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I've eaten Shish Kebabs....cooked them too!
I guessed that most people on this forum would not just order "a curry" but would be very specific about what they fancied. I was about to post a questionaire on this but I see I have to start a new thread for that - so I will ;)
Nice visual.....and correct too. The Right Stuff was filmed out here....we do a lot of outdoor cooking...and beer drinking!
My oldest daughter (four years old in April) is going to be very impressed! She is very keen on "rocket airplanes" She was overawed that I was talking to a "viking who lives on a volcano" last week by e-mail (actually a web designer who lives in Iceland but he told me to give her the quoted description) - now a lady who lives in the desert and who might know about rocket airplanes - ! ;)
Kzin I've attached some photos of "my" plane if you want to print them for your daughter!
One more picture!
*drools*
What a beautiful machine :)
You should see it maneuver! It is a thing of beauty indeed!
I'll show her it. She is going to ask it its sub-orbital I'm sure - since she is very keen on the X-15 I took the to Duxford and showed her the Blue Steel missile under the Vulcan there (best we can do over here I'm afraid). She looked at it for a couple of minutes and then asked if it could go into space. She was most dissapointed that it could not! (With this kid she was willing to accept that the meat in her dinner was fuel but the only way I could get her to eat her peas was to say that they are "oxidiser")
Anyway have to go - the kids are telling me its time for Robot Wars and that there is Chilli for dinner (topical!!)!
any Trouser snake pics? ;)
I don't think that's a good idea :p
Good evening gaffer, how goes it mate?
jetsetwilly - having to jump over toilets and such,absolute classic
Stryker's Run ][
Classic game :D
Afternoon Ian (am in Yankee land at the moment). Hows twicks?
You know you can get all the speccy games via an emultor (MAME is think it's called)
yeah, absolutley fine. I got dumped out of the job in paddington, as they didn't have any work for me to do. I was most happy because I am now doing an in-house project for the umbrella company I work for. This is great as our offices are here in hastings so no travelling to do for a while :)