How Many Members Wear Glasses

I lash you both.

Now, if I could get lasers fitted... game on!

I've heard you can turn a maglite flashlight and a blu-ray laser into something capable of burning pinpoint targets...


DISCLAIMER: You did not hear that from me.

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

I've heard you can turn a maglite flashlight and a blu-ray laser into something capable of burning pinpoint targets...


DISCLAIMER: You did not hear that from me.

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yeah it's on u-tube, need some kit for it though

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Originally Posted by visualAd

I am waiting for the technology to grow my own new eyes.

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I've read they started with hearts,,, but how about spleen?

Well, I finally gave in to the nagging :ehh: , nagging :cool: , nagging :rolleyes: , nagging :sick: , nagging :mad: , today and had an eye test. No problem peripheral, colour, medium and long range vision, but need reading glasses. After a battery of tests, the optician finally lifted a thingy away from my eyes, held up a card and:

Optician: "Can you read the bottom line ?"

Me: "Nope"

(Optician puts thingy back over my eyes, presses a few buttons and holds up card again)

Optician: "Can you read it now ?"

Me: <removed by admin> !!!!!"

Optician: "I'll take that as a YES. I also take it you're a bus driver."

Optician: "Never wear them for anything other than reading a newspaper when you're blocking 2 lanes and showing NOT IN SERVICE on the bus"

Me: "I take it you drive a car"

I pick up my specs tomorrow. Maybe I'll finally be able to see the characters printed on mobos.

You should just get your windshields replaced with huge convex lenses. This way everything is visible to you, all the time.