All women are eeeeeeevil

Next time i relate to a woman, you are quite welcome to join in.:thumb:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

can't I join in?

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Your noble attempts to relate to men by not relating to your kindred womenfolk is being treated with suspicion and distrust.

So - no - you'd have to claim that Venutians make more sense than men.

You can just cut and paste that bit - it's copyright free.

oceane: No :D
Gary: Most definitely

i believe women is scary rather than evil...

Oh so now I am scary!!! :mad:

sry...i change my mind ...women is both scary as well as evil...Haiz...witness the evil of women just now... T_T

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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Well how about if we can get a refund? Or better yet, a free upgrade to the delux models :D

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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Awesome! :thumb:

You can upgrade Girlfriend to Wife but it tends to lead to a reduction in performance

No, usually upgrades send you into a repeat of buyers remorse.

I still maintain that there are defective products and that there are those products that aced the QA Testing following Rigid QC standards.

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Originally Posted by JA

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Birthday Boy rocking!!

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Originally Posted by RobDog888

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Well how about if we can get a refund?

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Sorry no... You should have read the license agreement.

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Originally Posted by God

EVE License Agreement

EVE END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT AGREEMENT VERSION 1.0

IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a
legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity, below called Man) and The Almighty Creator Ltd. (below called GOD) for the WOMAN identified above.
By looking at, copulating, or otherwise using the WOMAN, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA. If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, do not give up your rib.
If the WOMAN was created for you, return the WOMAN along with the rest of the package (fig leaf) to the location where you obtained it within 30 milliseconds from purchase.

NO WARRANTIES. The Almighty Creator Ltd. expressly disclaims any warranty for the WOMAN.
THE WOMAN AND ANY RELATED BEHAVIOUR IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT
WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION,
THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR
NON INFRINGEMENT. THE ENTIRE RISK ARISING OUT OF USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE WOMAN REMAINS WITH YOU.

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When it comes to a woman, you marry a compact, and end up with a deluxe in about 2 or 3 years.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

When it comes to a woman, you marry a compact, and end up with a deluxe in about 2 or 3 years.

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Said the man who forced his fat bride to lose some weight....

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I still maintain that there are defective products and that there are those products that aced the QA Testing following Rigid QC standards.

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I'm a believer.

I haven't seen it - but I'm a believer!

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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:lol:

Oh GREAT TEACHER. Tell me why Adam ate the fruit instead of EVE.

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

Said the man who forced his fat bride to lose some weight....

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don't know where you get your information, but my wife weighs more now than she ever has.

I just managed to slip into my younger sister's jeans! she was shocked. w00t.
And i didn't even put effort into losing weight :O.

(I guess that's the advantage of loving bland foods)

yeah, an addiction to Mello Yello and Lays potato chips is not the way to keep slim.

I don't even know what a Mello Yello is....

and I haven't tried Lays.
I give in to Pringles once every few months though. :)

caffenated beverage. Owned by Coca Cola.

another off topic post

rearrange clara and a prefix of d

and you get darlac

which we all know is an alternative spelling for dalek

except no one knows what a dalek is

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I don't even know what a Mello Yello is....

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I still maintain that there are defective products and that there are those products that aced the QA Testing following Rigid QC standards.

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Q&A Testing??!?!?!?!?

Oh, hat's where I went wrong, I was doing T&A testing.

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I just managed to slip into my younger sister's jeans! she was shocked. w00t.
And i didn't even put effort into losing weight :O.

(I guess that's the advantage of loving bland foods)

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I like rice too, primarily in a sushi roll.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

except no one knows what a dalek is

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ah yes of course ;) .... what?

http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/p...llo_bottle.jpg

you're a bunch of dead people.

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Originally Posted by hairball

you're a bunch of dead people.

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take it easy, this thread is not a threat to feminism don't worry. :lol:

i see dead people. look... skulls!

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Originally Posted by hairball

i see dead people. look... skulls!

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I knew women are eeeeevvvviiiillll.

Look guys Hairball wants us dead.

:eek:

roar!!

No hair for hairball.

pretty evil isn't she...oh well..

hairball is a rubber ball.

with hair of course.

My hair is better than yours.

All you have is rubber red hair. Yuck!

I think he meant our AVATARS are all skulls (see above)

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Originally Posted by hairball

i see dead people. look... skulls!

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thx :D

Rojer, why are you so Jolly?

arrrgh cause i haven't finished growing my black beard .... yet :D;)

I have been pondering the concept of women not being evil but more of the evil effects women have on men - being different species and all.

Scientific observation :

A woman on her own, or a gaggle of women, is not necessarily evil (unless there is a xmas sale on).

If you add males to the mix, no matter the relationships or motives, you find evil side-effects.

Oh...i agree on that...mostly true...that shows that if the world is without man..women will be virtous, but too bad...when there's man there will be women, same goes to good & evil that exist. So if u find a good and virtous women , go grab it ~

As for the side effect, that will require gary to list it out which i believe he's experienced in this ?

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Originally Posted by ClaudeX

So if u find a good and virtous women , go grab it ~

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I tried that once; I was beaten up by two priests and then excommunicated.

Maybe the way you grab is wrong which result in this result ...LOL

so how you actually go and try grab?

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Originally Posted by ClaudeX

So if u find a good and virtous women , go grab it ~

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:lol:

That's why they tend to be evil when they go in a relationship with men.

Women Dual Core: Evil inside.

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Men go on living because of women.

Sounds like there's no cure for them... then where does all women who still remain good and virtous when they go in a relationship with men go to?

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Women Dual Core: 75% evil & 25% good & virtous

The few women who are predominantly good are always attracted to bad men. FACT!

Unfortunately that leaves the eeeeeevil women for everyone else

Because the "good" guys are mostly sissies.

Gawhh!!! sissies?!!!

No way... anyway how come change to guys when the topic is talking about women? trying to change topic perhaps?

Evil Hairball!!!

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Originally Posted by ClaudeX

Maybe the way you grab is wrong which result in this result ...LOL

so how you actually go and try grab?

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You see, that was the joke itself. I was implying that I had grabbed a nun in an improper manner, hence the mention of "preists" and "excommunication". It's funny because you mentioned virtuous women, and my post makes a reference to grabbing nuns. I hope you found this explanation useful.

Bwahahahahahahahah funny.

Yea i did...but then who will actually really go try to grab nuns when u already know it's isn;t suppose to, and u implement that u grabbed it in an improper manner .. -.-ll

Guess you are the bad guy that good women attracted to?

No way. He's a liar.

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Originally Posted by hairball

Bwahahahahahahahah funny.

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EEEEEEEEEEEvil laugh.