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now now katie, this is a family show, although i'm trying not pee myself with laughter at the moment

sorry....don't know what's gotten into me lately. I'll try to be a little more genteel...no promises though.

I could say something .... But I won't :D

And there are definitely some things you can do with bananas that would be positively dangerous with pineapples.

Cheers,

P.

not to mention truely painful!

I wouldn't know...

Until tomorrow.

P.

de ja vu!

Stop that, stop that, it's silly and absurd. and now time for something completly different. Do you know what the wing velocity of an unlaiden sparrow is.

Depends on the altitude and mach....everyone knows that!

also depends whether it's an african or european sparrow

Very true!

Somebody had a monty python night, last night


King Arthur: We have ridden the last month in search of knights to join us
Knight: Ridden?
King Arthur: yes for the last month
Knight: you haven't ridden, you've got two halves of a coccanut and banging them together
King Arthur: may we speak to you master?
Knight: Where did you get them ?
King Arthur: we found them
Knight: youre telling me that they were lying on the ground, a coccanut's tropical?
King Arthur: Does not the sparrow fly south for the the winter
Knight: it not a question of that. youre telling me a 4oz bird can carry a 4lb coccanut
...

absolutley classic film

Holy Grail?

That'll be the one, the scene does continue, but I couldn't be arsed to write it all

Monty Python movies are a scream.

If even our friends in America can get it...they must be funny ;)

Ooh....that was mean!

Thankyou :)

I'm in a bit of a hyperactive mood at the moment...I have exams coming up (*cries*).

But...on the up side - since I have one tomorrow afternoon, I get a lie-in tomorrow morning (you get the half-day before your exam off :))

Everyone - Easy on the banana jokes...and don't get me started on Bananaman ;)

Lucky you.....do well on the exam. Don't blame me for the banana jokes...Paul started it!

No I didn't - it was your sig. You were just asking for trouble...

P.

How's our affair going?...

I thought she was having an affair with td?

Oh...never mind...the more the merrier (as it were :D)

Exactley, that's the idea ;-)



td.

Good morning one and all! Sorry about yesterday...I was a little out of control. I feel MUCH better today...so does my husband!

mmm. So do I ;)

Cheers,

P.

So...are you enjoying our affair?

Absolutely. If only I knew what you looked like. I imagine you are a little cracker since you did contribute half the genes to your children and they are pretty good looking...

Apart from not knowing what you look like (and if you were in any of the pix. they got lost in the ether), its the best affair I've ever had. And my wife agrees with me:):)

P.

PS What do you look like?

Ian and Erin both look like me but I have dark hair, ten pounds heavier than Erin..15 pounds heavier than Ian(don't know how many stones that is) and I'm obviously older than they are. I would send pics of me but you have no idea what I had to go through to get the pics of my kids onto the work system...It's not nearly as embarrassing to ask to have pics of your kids scanned in but a picture of me would sound a little weird..... If I had a scanner at home....maybe someday.

Just tell the scanning place that you want to send your picture to your pals in England that you are having an affair with, cos they have no idea what you look like. See what kind of look you get then:D

P.

I would certainly be funny!!! I don't think they'd be much surprised though...they already think I'm rather outrageous...can't imagine why?????????

Hmmmm. Maybe I don't want that picture after all - it could never match up to what I am imagining...:D

Cheers,

P.

Off home now. See you tomorrow.

Paul....don't think for a minute you're off the hook...the Evil Temptress will never let you go.....

You will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count yerself lucky, paul m'boy :)

hehehehehe

P.

What's this Paul...no "Good morning, Katie"?

Sorry, sorry. I was asleep there for a minute - two affairs and all the drinking (not forgetting the twins, as well) can make you a bit sleepy.

Good Morning, Katie.

Good Afternoon. (That's for when I've gone home...)

P.

That's better...now I can make it through this crappy day with a smile...everyone else will wonder what I'm up to...











...Cool!

hehehehehehe

P.

Where's Paul today????

Must have taken another day off...

I don't think they got MLK off in the UK, did they?

Welcome back. YOu would not believe how quiet it was in here yesterday. I think I was the oldest one in here.

Well, there was only like 3 people in here yesterday.

I read the posts this morning...there was an awful lot of echoing!!

I had a great three day weekend...spent too much money..but had a great time anyway! How was yours?

Mine was busy. Saturday I had our Employee Appreciation banquet for work and had PLENTY to drink. I would have to say that my fellow employees are a lot more fun when they loosen up a bit. Sunday we had my little sister's 16th, my mom's 40th, and my dad's 42nd birthday parties. (They all have their B-Day's between the 15th and 26th, and they will be on a Carribean cruise starting on Saturday. I'm still pouting because they aren't taking me along.)

I am leaving to get my haircut. Talk to you in an hour.

Don't lose too much hair...it gets cold :p

Hiya people :)

Howdy Mike...how goes it?

I'm starting a whole semester of 3 day weekends now, since I get Fridays off.

Mwuhahahahahahahah ;)

What a life....I'm soooo jealous!

Didn't loose too much hair. I have to wear my hair up with the veil I have for the wedding, so I could only get a trim. I am going to cut a lot off after the wedding though.

I got tickets to see Elton John and Billy Joel next month...they costs way too much but as we have four piano players in our house, and we could afford it (sort of), I couldn't think of reason not to spend the money. I can't wait!

Wow, lucky you. *Harry sniggers quietly*

I'm ssoooooooooooo jealous.



Hahahahaha.... *Ahem* Enjoy ;)

Are you being facetious, Harry?? I take it he's not your cup of tea?

Oh I'm sorry, did it show? :)

I don't like him. Not just the music (that's not my kind of thing but I can tell it's pretty good if it is your kind of thing) I don't like Elton John as a person. He seems like an arrogant tit who thinks he's funny just because he can tell jokes about being gay. I mean yeah, he's gay, so what? Not exactly funny in itself. He presented the last ever show of TFI Friday (UK TV programme), and he sucked bigtime. It was a terrible show, and it was all basically because of Elton John.

Anyway I'll stop there. I don't like him ;)

Oh well...to each his own. I think he is an enormously talented piano player...especially his very early stuff (11/17/70 is his best album)....I do see your point about him as a person though. I know lots of gay people but they don't seem to think it needs to be the whole sum of who they are.

some gay people are ashamed of it... if I were gay(WHICH I AM NOT) I would be too.....

thats f-ing discusting... wanting jam your "member" up another guys ass? just thinking about it makes me want to puke....

I don't think you should be ashamed of your sexuality no matter what your orientation is. It might not work for you but that doesn't mean you have the right to condemn the life choice of another.

well, I know I shouldn't be like that katie.. but it's just not natural, and it makes me sick....

Not natural for you, not natural for me, doesn't mean not natural for others...

Well, I don't really mean that.. but I mean like in nature....

if it was natural, then men could give birth as well as women......

There are other reasons to have sex than procreating.