Please give ILMV lots of sappty slappty slappty slaps!!!!

thats not code you n00b. that is saying pals turns into slap

haha, how cute, ts is trying to find ways for me to look bad ;)

trying? I don't have to try. You do that well enough on your own. :afrog:

I ought to give all three of you slaps!

*slaps* x9

http://www.vitusproductions.com/fami...is%20spank.gif

That picture itself should award you a million slaps.

It was either that, or a post removal.

Well, it's lasted more than seven hours so I'm guessing none of the mods arbitrarily decided to be offended by it. :p

Unlike some of my other posts that get removed almost immediately...

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4...figure4wg2.gif

If only there was a way to slap ILMV while he was on fire...

http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2006/03/1.gif

Quote:

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Originally Posted by TheBigB

VB Code:

While ILMV.Ass.BackColor <> VBRed
   Slap("ILMV", "Ass")
Wend
 
Public Function Slap (Someone As ForumMember, Location As String, Optional Object As String = "Hand")
 
    Dim x As Long, Dim y As Long
    
    Select Case Object
        Case "Hand"
            Dim obj As New Body.Parts.Hand
        Case "Baseball Bat"
            Dim obj As New Shed.Objects.BaseballBat
    End Select
 
    Select Case Location
        Case "Ass"
            y = Someone.Height / 2 - 200
            x = Someone.Width / 2
        'Note: Needs additional body parts; coming soon...
    End Select
 
    obj.Move (x, y)
    obj.SetFocus
 
End Function

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Move and SetFocus :lol:

I think that was actually the most productive code I ever wrote :afrog:

I have never wrote productive code. It's always been spaghetti code stolen from visualAd.

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Code:

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do {
ILMV.Slap(); }

---

slap

Code:

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my %fav_vbf_member = ("visualAd", "pat", "ILMV", "slap", "mendhak", "skewer");
#Add more members to the hash when appropriate

foreach my $member (keys %fav_vbf_member) {
        print "I will $fav_vbf_member{$member} $member.\n";
}

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I do not approve of this.

Disapproving wossname...






































disapproves.

*slap* oh damn thats me :(

*slap slap* :mad:

http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/.../CatBoxing.jpg

Prepare to be slapped.

:slap: ILMV for ts' lolcat

:slap: :slap:

one for ILMV. just because
one for MM because his name is too long

/sl-;

do{ILMV.Slap();}while{1==1};

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

do{ILMV.Slap();}while{1=1};

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Ehum, You cant assign 1 to 1;)

I'm not.. what are you smoking?

OMG! This thread still going!

Atheist puff puff pass.

P.S. SLAP

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

I'm not.. what are you smoking?

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And you better have brought enough for everyone.. otherwise -> :slap:

:slap: for TheBigB because your name is too stupid.

*slap* :(

*cough* slap *cough*

OMG!

Here we go again.

SLAP

Quote:

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Originally Posted by visualAd

You code is logically flawed. How can the Ass object have a slap operation? I have never seen an ass that is able to slap.

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never been to a jenny craig meeting have you :rolleyes:

I'm not sure ILMV is even around anymore, but heck, :Slap: for old times sake.

Code:

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10 PRINT "SLAP " ;
20 GOTO 10

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I can't believe it! 94 posts and I still have not subscribed to this thread! :D :) :( Oh wait...

A :slap: in to the new year :D

I hope Santa gave you a Big Old Slap for Christmas!

Did you know, Chuck Norris, does not blend :eek2:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans

Did you know, Chuck Norris, does not blend :eek2:

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Fact: Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by kregg

Fact: Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.

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In Soviet Russia, that is.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by TheBigB

In Soviet Russia, that is.

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No! It's because it's Ch...

Gee. Thanks for ruining it. :mad:

Chuck Norris gave me the bird :sad:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by visualAd

You code is logically flawed. How can the Ass object have a slap operation? I have never seen an ass that is able to slap.

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they use their tails

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

they use their tails

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Or it has a call for a slap and maybe slapped and slapping events to make the slap/s known. Don't forget the slap counter though.

In any case: Nog n lekker klap.

Chuck Norris does not get wet the water gets Chuck!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ray.Of.The.Damed

Or it has a call for a slap and maybe slapped and slapping events to make the slap/s known. Don't forget the slap counter though.

In any case: Nog n lekker klap.

Chuck Norris does not get wet the water gets Chuck!

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Water doesn't get you watered. It gets you wet. therefore chuck doesn't get you chucked. Chuck gets you Defeated.
Logic!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

Water doesn't get you watered. It gets you wet. therefore chuck doesn't get you chucked. Chuck gets you Defeated.
Logic!

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Don't forget the slap now.

Slap.

Please wait while ILMV is being slapped.......


































































































http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...d6/slapped.gif

I fell sorry for you

I thought it was pretty good lol

Quote:

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Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans

I fell sorry for you

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why did you fall? are you ok?

http://www.vbforums.com/

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Atheist

Ehum, You cant assign 1 to 1;)

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Chuck Norris could. :(

Chuck norris executes code on both sides of an If statement.

Please, let's not go there again. :sick:

...................... slap?

:slap: whoohoo!

D'Oh!

:slap:

Wait...why are we slapping him? Is this some kind of fetish?? Because if it is, then let me tell you, I like it.

:slap: :slap: : punch: :big slap: :more big slaps: :Superman punch: