I'm never drunk, it is the world that is diss-orientated
reality - sympton of the common disease, lack of alcohol
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I'm never drunk, it is the world that is diss-orientated
reality - sympton of the common disease, lack of alcohol
I'm not as think as you drunk I am :D !
Yeah, I think your right, I would be a good contender as well, and this would make me wonder how much James could get through in one sitting!
Strangely enough, the only two people on this forum I have noticed are teetotal are Gen-X and Kovan... :) Just another argument for alcoholism if you ask me ;)
Ish shweeer tat I doon't drinksh (hic!) eithrer.
Alex,
Have you been at the Brasso again?
ils beesh shick ash a dog insh the morning
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least
you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
Than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply
Sir, you're drunk!
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Yes, Madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober and
you will still be ugly.
--His reply
If God had not intended us to drink beer, He would not have
given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it
from urine.
--David Moulton
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of
beer; they just like to pee alot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the
world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet
beer.
--Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.
--Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like
me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing
you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
I'm allergic to grass, so what? It could be much worse,
I could be allergic to beer.
--Greg Norman
One of his 4 tiny brains there (3 always thinking about women, 1 about beer, hmmmm bit like me then :D)Quote:
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like
me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing
you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
I think in Homer's case all four tiny brains are on beer. I'd love to meet the writers of the show. They have got to be interesting!