Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Jan 19th, 2005, 12:53 PM
demotivater

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

Some of you guys have trouble relating to females. Maybe one reason is that you call them girls rather than women. :)

I don't call them either. http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2004/12/1.gif
Jan 19th, 2005, 12:54 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Well, my experience is that girls in my age are freaking out if you say woman or dame to them. Here in Norway they are not women or dames before they are 35++ and married and has celulite...:)
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:01 PM
Xcoder

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by visualAd

Any ideas as to what I should write them in? :sick:

hersheys syrup.
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:02 PM
MartinLiss

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Well, my experience is that girls in my age are freaking out if you say woman or dame to them. Here in Norway they are not women or dames before they are 35++ and married and has celulite...:)

So it would be OK for them to talk about you and your friends as "boys"? Oh, and BTW the last time someone in the US called a women a dame was back in the 30's.
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:13 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

So it would be OK for them to talk about you and your friends as "boys"? Oh, and BTW the last time someone in the US called a women a dame was back in the 30's.

I know it is an old term in English. But in Norwegian it is still used all the time. Like you guys still say Sir. But we don't anymore (or at least not much).

And yes it is OK to call me a boy. The only time someone called me a man was a 4 year old kid in a store, that said something like: "Look at that man". Except that, NO ONE has called me a man yet.

Girls don't want to feel old, something that they would feel in our age if you call them a woman. My sister is 29 now, and she is still a girl for me and the rest of our family, and her friends. My mom that is 50++ is barely a woman...:)
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:16 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Ohhhh BTW in the news they are saying Man and Woman to everyone over 18 if they have killed anyone...but I havn't killed anyone...yet...:)
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:30 PM
wossname

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

I think most of us can interact normally with some women (the ones obsessed with reality TV shows and Vodka-based alcopops). All you have to do is shift your brain down into 1st gear (or in extreme cases, neutral or reverse) and nod or laugh occasionally, then you wait until you are both a bit drunk and things go from there. Easy but not satisfying in any way.

The good bit is when you find a lass that has [metaphor alert] ported vents, 6 forward gears, a spoiler and comfy back seats. First thing I usually do is make sure that she has not had 'work' done (respray or replacement fenders) and is normally aspirated. Sometimes you find that the clutch is nicely worn in. Bonus.

Then you park up in the next spot at the bar, flash your headlights and try an overtaking maneouvre.

Also, women hate being described in terms of car parts, so don't ever listen to a word I say. :D

I'm toooo cool.
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:35 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Bhahaha...nice one....we should go out some time. And do a battle in a pub. You can pick the topic.

- Oldest woman
- Youngest woman
- Most hair under her nose
- Biggest breasts

and so on...

I'll beat you with my hands on my back...you will end up with Woka when I am done with you...heheh
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:35 PM
timeshifter

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by mendhak

This is just begging to be quoted, signatured and framed.

Thanks for the idea.:afrog:
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:42 PM
Wokawidget

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Jeeeeezzzzz...you are all amatures :rolleyes:

NoteMe is a man, he's been with "a lady of the night" :D
And, if he denies it, I will just post the messenger chat log from our conversation ;) Hehe

Woka
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:44 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

What is a lady of the night...I doubt I have been with one of them....and you are too old for this game....you are soon to be married..:)
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:48 PM
NoteMe

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Took me some time to figgure out what it was...but now that I know I can tell you that it is not true...she was not the lady of the night before I made her it...and my new years resolution (SP?) is to stop paying for girls that don't take charge...:)
Jan 19th, 2005, 02:38 PM
dglienna

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

OK, you are a male. I thought so. No big deal, anyays.
Jan 19th, 2005, 04:43 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Me, no...I am a girl...
Jan 19th, 2005, 05:23 PM
Xcoder

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Me, no...I am a girl...

:lol: Straight to the Quotes Thread...
Jan 19th, 2005, 06:14 PM
MasterBlaster

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

He left you for an American chick? He sounds like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic :bigyello:

Sounds to me like he's a couple nuts short of a brazilian. DOH

Blahahaha! American Girl. He'll get his in no time. erm... rather she'll take half of whats his in no time. :)
Jan 20th, 2005, 10:13 AM
BodwadUK

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Ahhh I Noteme creased my dress :cry:
Jan 20th, 2005, 10:14 AM
BodwadUK

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Ahhh Noteme creased my dress :cry:
Jan 22nd, 2005, 12:55 PM
Naomi1

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Women don't come here cause your all ******s. :wave:
Jan 22nd, 2005, 01:00 PM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

NotMe...

I am a "****** on duty"....;)
Jan 24th, 2005, 03:12 AM
BodwadUK

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

No we are all losers who dont get out very often. We wear clothes that are 10 years old and drink so much coke we should not be alive :afrog:
Jan 24th, 2005, 03:21 AM
dglienna

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

ROFL! Where did *that* come from? Do you know my ex - GF?
Jan 24th, 2005, 03:35 AM
NoteMe

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

I know most X-GF thats why they are X..... :sick:
Jan 24th, 2005, 03:43 AM
Valleysboy1978

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

No we are all losers who dont get out very often. We wear clothes that are 10 years old and drink so much coke we should not be alive :afrog:

Speak for yourself dude :p
As for being a ******, never said otherwise :wave: (why is this smiley wanking the side of his head!?!)
Jan 24th, 2005, 03:45 AM
BodwadUK

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

Come to think of it that means I am not a geek. I have cut back on coke and drink water now and because I lost weight I dont have any clothes over 5 years old :afrog:

I knew her before she was your x :wink: :Wink:
Jan 24th, 2005, 04:02 AM
Wokawidget

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by Naomi1

Women don't come here cause your all ******s. :wave:

Lol...you have no idea how probably true that is ;)
Hahaha

Woka
Jan 24th, 2005, 04:06 AM
visualAd

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by Naomi1

Women don't come here cause your all ******s. :wave:

I am infomraed that his is quite natural behavious. Even when the male inquestion has a partner and especially if he has been un happily married for many years.

You can even see the gorrilas and monkeys at it at the zoo, regular pass time so I am told *** innocence *** :)
Jan 24th, 2005, 07:02 AM
Valleysboy1978

Re: Who Are All The Girls Here At VBForums

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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman

So far here are the girls we know are at VBForums:

Mendhak (Still contemplating though)
vbasicgirl
Bodwad
snake_girl

Oh and check out my new sig :bigyello:

That's ALL the girls in VBF!?! :cry:
Oh how depressing is that. Next time I go shopping in town I HAVE to buy myself a life :lol:

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