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The English king, Harold Godwinson, raced up from London to meet the Vikings at the Battle of Stamford Bridge, where the last of the Vikings were defeated, after a bloody battle. But Harold's victory was to be short lived. A mere three weeks later he faced William the Conqueror at Hastings, and the Anglo-Saxons lost the kingdom of England forever.
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Didn't say anything about when....
http://www.packersnews.com/archives/...13030865.shtmlQuote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.
When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?
http://sportsblog.org/archives/2003/11/03/000671.php
Everyone knows that that is not real vikings....thats more like ***** cats compared to real vikings....;)
Because of the dumb English system that doesn't make sense.Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
if a fly flies then why don't we call a fish a swim?
Because everyone in the complex needs a separate breath mint to be friendly to their neighbors (apart mints).Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called 'buildings'... why not 'builts'?
Who invented the toothbrush?
Again, blame our stupid English language - they are the result of the building process.
The toothbrush was invented by the great Sir. Flouride when he discovered it went well with his anti-plaque campaign.
It can move by itself, but it still requires a driver to steer.Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
why does an automobile require a driver?
The chinese - They used pig hairs tied to a stick.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Who invented the toothbrush?
Going by the general definition, rarely, if ever.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Do homeless people ever 'eat-out'?
Are orphans allowed in family restaurants?
Again, this is a general definintion applied to restaurants that have a family-geared atmosphere. Thus they are not limited to only families.
See a urinoligistQuote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Why is my urine red?
Where's the question?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
A good strategy is to call your own mobile when you've lost it. If you still can't find it there's a big chance you've scared the bejesus out of someone else.
Time does not stop when you are traveling at the speed of light. It resumes as normal. To you.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
If you travel at the speed of light and time stops then you would stop. Therefore how are you travelling at the speed of light? :afrog:
Quite simple really:Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis.
How do you remove complexity from a system?
VB Code:
Amen broddah!Quote:
Originally posted by JPicasso
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!
The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.
When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?
-Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where is the best place to drill for oil?
Elvis's hair, all that hair gel/hair spray he used has left a huge oily buildup.Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where is the best place to drill for oil?
-Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis :
There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.
Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word:blush:). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis :
There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.
-Dr. Dis
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did....:D....thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.
-Dr. Dis
Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
He told me that the M, e, n, d, a, and k were silent, and you are only supposed to pronounce the h....Quote:
Originally posted by timeshifter
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they? ;)
Because of the improper use of the seat. Read page 122 Section 12, subsection "Z" of the toliet seat usage manual.Quote:
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
Generally yes, my next-door neighbor far exceeds that though, they have approx. a 40-square ft. backyard with three large dogs, blasted fools don't ever clean the dogs "gifts" either.Quote:
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they? ;)
-Dr. Dis
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word:blush:). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.
-Dr. Dis
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did....:D....thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
I do not believe this was a power given to you in my declaration of thread beginings.Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.
Because without any foot, or if you only have one foot, then you wouldn't have feet. Thus it is impossible to have feet without foot.Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
And anyway, Leify didn't discover America, he discovered Newfoundland *bum bum bum*;)Quote:
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
-Dr. Dis
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...Quote:
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
It all depends on who you ask.Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)Quote:
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
Quote:
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
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Originally posted by Disiance
And anyway, Leify didn't discover America, he discovered Newfoundland *bum bum bum*;)
-Dr. Dis
He discovered North America...;)....and that is a part of america....;)....Columbus thought he was in India....what a dumb ass...:D
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Originally posted by dsheller
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)
I am in...lets start drinking...
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
I am tempted to say its some point in Maine, but I shall deceive my mind and say St. Louis:afrog:Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
About time someone realized that!:thumb:Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way around :)Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
He discovered North America...;)....and that is a part of america....;)....Columbus thought he was in India....what a dumb ass...:D
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
Ohhhh no!!! You've been in my dreams again havn't you!! Nooo, noooo, I do NOT want to go back to Dr. Quaky!! NONOOoooo!Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
-Dr. Dis
Kokaine of Kommemmorative Unity for Stupid Americans???
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening :(
Dr Diss, Why does Delphi pwn VB?
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Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
There are only five, those who say otherwise are dimwits.Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening :(
???Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
Oops, I wonder why it didn't post:
-Dr. DisQuote:
Pumpkin Extravoganza!
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
Never, EVER goto a Ford dealer, local or otherwise. Ford stinks, so bad I had to get a glade plugin for my car because I have to drive by one.Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
-Dr. Dis
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Originally posted by Disiance
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way around :)
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....:confused:
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....:confused:
We call it north american continent, it extends from Canada down to Mexico.Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....:confused:
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Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
So I missed the s....ohhhhhh.....:D
term used in USA to refere the whole continent, outside USA the term is also used, but America is also used.Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
So I was some kind of right wasn't I....:D....I feel so good now...so then Leif Erikson found America...;)