My DW.... (A.K.A. DW2)

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Originally posted by Electroman
Don't you live in the UK? If you do have you not got one in your local town?
Ar well if you haven't seen a Ann Summers shop before then they put posters in the window of sexy females modelling underwear (yea they ain't allowed to show the other stuff in the windows). But because the one in Newcastle is so big there is loads of them going all the way along the shop front.

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Ahh underwear! Thats a different matter. :p And no, I would never live in such a reject country. I live in the reject's reject country. :ehh:

So what country?


BTW I just remembered a couple doors down from where I work they opened a new shop (well a couple of months ago now) its called "Tickle Pink" and its basically a Ann Summers too. Its not that visual on the windows though. You never see anyone ever go in though, I think they all must use the back door ;).

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Originally posted by Electroman
So what country?

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Australia. :p

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Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Australia. :p

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Your money looks like monopoly money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by NoteMe
Do you got Beate Uhse stores over there? Is it a bit like that?

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We tend to have shop names that we can pronounce :lol:

Its a sex shop basically.

Beate Uhse is also a sex shop...a bit more exclusive then the other once...with everyting from Viagra and diloes, to handcufs and SM stuff..:D

BTW I think it is a German shop...;)

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Originally posted by NoteMe
a bit more exclusive then the other once...

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Quite the connesseur eh? :D

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Originally posted by NoteMe
BTW I think it is a German shop...;)

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You are right about that!

"Dont know if I have to be ashamed or proud now?" :blush:

http://www.bavaria.com/bgs/short/logo.jpg

See, Germany does have a sense of humour.

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Originally posted by Sgt-Peppa
You are right about that!

"Dont know if I have to be ashamed or proud now?" :blush:

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I like that store...:D

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Originally posted by visualAd
Your money looks like monopoly money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/images/dollar.jpg

Yeah... I guess it does. :sick: :confused:

I would be so embarresed to go into an womens underwear shop :lol: :lol: :lol:


First I will find the girl :D Mind you I could look quite fetching in a pair of............



*BANGS HEAD ON WALL*

STOP TYPING STOP TYPING

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
I would be so embarresed to go into an womens underwear shop :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I went into Ann Summers for a my friend who was too embarrased to go in. I got some very strange looks becuase I kept on going outside and asking him what size lingerie he wanted (for his g/f). :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:lol: They probably thought you were buying for your bf. ;)

My DW ended up being the ****ING DEVIL!!!!
Great in bed, but a ****ING DEVIL!!!

Ahhhh romance :lol:

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Great in bed, but a ****ING DEVIL!!!

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So what?:sick:

I'm still looking for my DW :cry:

I found my DW. (See "show your gf" thread)
I had my DW.

Then she left me for her Dream Guy. :cry:

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Originally posted by mendhak
I found my DW. (See "show your gf" thread)
I had my DW.

Then she left me for her Dream Guy. :cry:

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Yeah go out and cry.....thats a real boy....

UPDATE:

All is good now shes back from Hols :D. Last three night have been great :D, I was gonna ask her to lunch on either this sunday or next and I skrewed that up by this week she is working :( (I didn't ask her to find that out she told me before hand, or more acurate she was cursing over it). And as for the week after I am going to party (christianing and party afterwards). Thing is she works from 5 on wards so I can't invit her to it either :(.

Mind Tomorrow night she is working and I am working as her boss (unknown to her yet :lol:) I might also be taking up that shift as a regular thing too :sick:.

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Originally posted by NoteMe
Yeah go out and cry.....thats a real boy....

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Tissue please. I feel like a blue animated gif in an infinite loop.

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Originally posted by Electroman
[I am working as her boss (unknown to her yet :lol:) I might also be taking up that shift as a regular thing too :sick:.

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Where I work most of my bosses are younger than me :rolleyes:

I am the youngest :lol:

Being her boss you can order her to do things :D


Play nice :lol:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Just asked DW out to lunch a week Sunday and her reply (Notice I had to ask her by text cos she's at work today and won't finish till I'm at work so couldn't fone :():
"God yea dinner sounds great a week on sunday! X"

Took her just over an hour to reply and I was startig to think it had been a bad idea but I am so releaved now :D.

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Originally posted by mendhak
Tissue please. I feel like a blue animated gif in an infinite loop.

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Well go feel blue too....I don't care...just give me your woman..."all your women, are belong to us"

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Originally posted by Electroman
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Just asked DW out to lunch a week Sunday and her reply (Notice I had to ask her by text cos she's at work today and won't finish till I'm at work so couldn't fone :():
"God yea dinner sounds great a week on sunday! X"

Took her just over an hour to reply and I was startig to think it had been a bad idea but I am so releaved now :D.

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Can't see any signs of Sex, SM, Pedo things or any thing else funny in that SMS, she must be a dull girl...give her away...

Good luck and make sure you get some new shoes :lol:

And have a shave :bigyello:

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Originally posted by visualAd
And have a shave :bigyello:

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Both upstairs and downstairs..:D

:lol: Will shave :D

Wax it :eek: :eek:


:lol: :lol:

Take pics.

PM them to mendhak but PLEASE DONT POST THEM HERE!!!!!! :eek2: :eek2:

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Originally posted by mendhak
Take pics.

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Hope you ment pics of him running over and slapping his new GF...:D

:lol:

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Originally posted by mendhak
:lol:

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Since you are laughing then I guess I was wrong...so you realy want to see HeMan shaved....thats just grose...go back to work, and never come back..

:lol: :lol:

I'm only gonna shave me face, when was the last time I listerned to Note :rolleyes:.

Don't forget to cut your toe nails and for your sake don't put the clippings in your wallet.

Wax all over then she cant complain about you being too manly :lol:

Or down her back or in your bed or up your nose. And dont collect them and offer to show them too her :lol:

Whats wrong with being manly? Its not like she prefers women ;).

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Originally posted by Electroman
:lol: :lol:

I'm only gonna shave me face, when was the last time I listerned to Note :rolleyes:.

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In bed last night...;)...spank me...spank me...:D

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Originally posted by visualAd
Don't forget to cut your toe nails and for your sake don't put the clippings in your wallet.

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And finger nails...don't want to make her soar on her...cli*

Why would she have a clipboard? Hes not being tested you know :lol:

She just found out she's working on that sunday :(. Mind she offered to do it sometime she aint working though :). And also we are going rock climbing tonight :D:D:D. We won't be back till about sometime after 1:30-2:00am cos we will probably be leaving there at 1 and its about 30-45min drive. :D

EDIT: About 9:00-10:00 we will be leaving to go there though ;).

Rockclimbing huh... hmm, throw someone off for me =)

Strap her to you and tutor her :lol:

She might have some protrusions you can hold onto.

Haha, I had such a good time :D. My hands are sooo sore though, its so hard to type now :(.

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Originally posted by Electroman
My hands are sooo sore...

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:eek2: - What were you doing to the poor girl??

Using an angle grinder on her is not what the phrase "grinding away" means :lol: :lol:

I guess he couldn't get any sex from her..so he had to go home and use his hand...and then it was the sanpapers fault again...:)

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Posted by NoteMe
I guess he couldn't get any sex from her..so he had to go home and use his hand...and then it was the sanpapers fault again...:)

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Sandpaper was the wrong way round :cry:



When I got up thismoring I could hardly move, well I still can't move. My Arms & Legs are aching :(. We've said we'll go again together too, but I think it'll be two weeks for that though.

Hehe...you sound like a body builder when you are crying like that...and tell us that it will be 2 weeks before you are going to train again...:D...

You could just ask her out on a date :rolleyes:

Well on next Wedensday she is working (one off kinda thing) and is going the Friday instead (which I work :() But after that it'll be back to the Wedensday :D.

Hopefully we'll do something before then :D.

Quit playing around at work. Nothing good will come of that. Dive in man! Dive in! You can spend forever getting into the friend thing, and it will never leave you anywhere.